Madmax

That is one legendary picture.

The last few pages were most entertaining. Thanks, Leif and co.

I adore the word 'golazo'.

Szczesny : Another one of what Mourinho would call a voyeur. Can't seem to stop talking about us, seems to have a complex of some kind, the poor lad.

SOUTH SIDE PORTSMOUTH FC!

GTFO with your logic and perspective, no place for that here. Also, SHM, I'm blaming you when the fucker goes and scores in the Euros.

In Soviet Russia, University come home teach Big Roman's successor.

For the last time, about the Ferdinand stuff - innocent until proven guilty.

United would have to change their 442/451 to get him him/Kagawa.

Arsenal? Trophies? Pfft .. hypothetical situation.

'World Champions' has a nice ring to it. Trophies are like pokemon, you really want to get them all.

This guy's situation is a complete nightmare. 3 years to run on his deal and he is nigh on finished at this level already. Whoever decided to hand him a contract extension while he was nursing knee ligament damage needs to be shot.

Don't let Henri see this thread.

Another one of these threads .. That's 429346 of them now.

Interviewer : What would you be if you weren't a footballer? Peter Crouch : A virgin.

Just STFU already, Danny.

Bloody hell

Is that so? Fuck this, the man gets what he wants.

That woman beside Roman is HAWT!

Meh, persona non grata.

You mean Clooney claims he looks like Paulo.

Chris Tucker as Sturridge

I think his was the most entertaining penalty I have ever seen.

Anyone notice how Drogba's news comes out a day after Torres' quotes? Talk about reassuring someone. For better or worse, Torres is the main man next year.

I, for one, shall not mourn his exit. I prefer to celebrate the man and his legend. Thank you for everything, big man.