The Skipper

In fact. If @ continues to misbehave I shall do that.

Except you aren't like that bitch... This is more like you

Now where are those manners I taught you? No dog treats for you tonight now bitch.

Personally I would give Hazard no. 7 if Ramires is willing to give that up and let Oscar be no. 10. Don't know why they made Rambo the number 7 in the first place.

Probably a generalisation but why are most American CFC fans in love with Torres?

Any time I go to SB I always keep an eye on FT and 99% of the time he's up front pouting when he loses the ball, he barely puts any effort in for the whole 90 minutes. Torres and effort barely go along in one sentence to me.

...no comment

She's just been acquired as unfortunately no one wanted her due to the exact reasons above. I'm willing to take my chances though, if I succeed I will be known as the greatest pimp ever.

You don't have that power over me anymore right now... Know your place Jay

Hehehehehehehe. Hehehehehe. Hehehehehehe. Never mock or doubt me again, my bitch.

I think those stats are bullshit.

Remove 'The'.

Fernando Torres is not a great footballer anymore. He hasn't ever been during his time at Chelsea.

Also @CHOULO19, I'm ready to change @'s name for a week. The Skipper's Bitch will suffice.

Do something Choo choo!

Would give him a 2 year contract tbh. He still has a lot to give us next season, and the season after his experience will be vital too. Reduced wages of course though.

Disagree sorry, Hazard is a wonderful dribbler but Messi edges it. He only gets dispossessed often because he plays in the centre of the pitch, whenever he gets the ball he'll be surrounded by 3/4 players almost every time, whilst Eden is usually one on one/two with his opposition full back and another player. Eden is the more explosive dribbler perhaps, but when it comes to close control dribbling Messi's better.

Statistically, Eto'o is better. He's scored more goals whilst playing lesser games than Torres, and his goal per minute ration is almost twice as good as Torres', so you really can't say that, sorry.

Willian was amazing defensively yesterday. Watch this, explains it fully. Hats off to Pat Nevin for this. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1b5h4d_analyse-that-pat-man-city_sport

We don't need a real playmaker in there if both of the players in there are adept at passing. Witsel has long ball passing capabilities, as has Matic, combined it would be good enough IMO.

Witsel - Matic would be insane.

He's still eligible for PFA young player of the year right?

Shocking isn't it.

None of the other top clubs have an Englishman as their captain. He doesn't necessarily need to be English. Heck, our captain before JT was Desailly.

He does remind me a lot of De Rossi.