The Skipper

I don't know, I think it's the other way around actually. Benzema can score some amazing goals with some amazing finishing, but then sometimes he'll miss the easiest of chances. It's bizarre.

you should become Dion's PA, you practically know everything?

His finishing is very inconsistent I'll admit but it's just his all round, technical game that I really like. Statistically though his conversion rate isn't too bad, I think it's close to 20% which is above average for a CF if I remember correctly.

Feel like you don't watch Benzema enough (or don't appreciate his game). He's a selfless CF (he has to be when playing with Ronaldo) and one of the most technical centre forwards in the game. I'll agree that his finishing is inconsistent but (sometimes very excellent, other times it's very off) but he's brilliant and very underrated. His link up play, dribbling ability, general technique and touch is great. He has to sacrifice his game for the betterment of the team. I feel if he moved to another club where he'd be the main man he'd shine even more. It's not often you find a striker that scores 20+ every season without fail and usually provides 10-15 assists to go alongside with that. He's one of my favourite strikers.

Hahaha this HS has been hilariously derailed... Mission complete. I might not have derailed it personally myself but I was pretty much behind the scenes of it all, the instigator (think illuminati ). So here are a few questions for you pal. 1. Why is your taste in women almost exactly the same as mine? 2. Would you ever host me if I visited Brazil? 3. Favourite forum members? 4. All this threesome talk... Have you ever even had a threesome? 5. Favourite music genre? 6. What will you specialise in after you attain your Law degree? 7. Favourite Brazilian club? 8. Are you straight Brazilian or do you have other mixed heritages? 9. What does this picture mean to you? (20 marks) 10. Do you like travelling 11. If so, what are the best countries you've visited? 12. Why do you always dip in and out of the forum? For a few weeks you post like mad, and then you're gone. 13. Role models/heros? (It's alright if you want to include me ) 14. Choulo or Jason? 15. Do you hate me for forcing this hot seat on you? 16. Are you happy with what you've achieved in life so far? 17. Are you still learning about who you are? If yes, do you feel like you're going in the right direction? If no, are you happy with yourself? 18. Views on spirituality? Do you have a personal relationship with God? 19. What are your views on the Brazilian government? Are they doing a good job? Are they moving in the right direction? 20. What to you is the meaning of life? I'll come back with some more questions later if you permit it.

Bang on average? He's one of the best in the world. You don't get to be Real Madrid's number one striker for years by being bang on average...

It's a parody pal

9) lack of class10) repulsive scouser accent 11) deluded PR promotions (biggest club in English football palava) 12)

Fixed.

https://twitter.com/callumlong17/status/504386620364427264 https://twitter.com/huwgoboss/status/504385390200238082 This is brilliant

#FreeDiMaria

Did someone really just call Torres a special player?

Please take him from us Milan. I'll buy a Torres 9 shirt to support.

Ashley!

https://twitter.com/skynigeria/status/504282540962631682 Good ol' Sky Nigeria.

Interesting. There goes the "he needs to stay for for England" argument. Ah well. Good luck Lamps.

Oscar didn't start a lot of big games last season... And that was without Fabregas. To me Fabregas is pretty much a nailed on started for most games, but he'll play more as a 10 in this one.

Who would take Welbeck as a 2nd choice striker?

It was like City were playing a mid table team at times.

No he hasn't lol. His goal per game ratio is awful. Isn't he deployed as a winger more often than not anyway?

"My HS will be boring" far from it . I'll hit you up with some Qs tomorrow!

Buy her him.

He looks like a fully grown man at 16 , incredible.

Oh please! I think myself and Barbara would at least bombard you with a load of questions... Don't be shy . And agreed about Stingy. Hope you nominated yourself too Stingray!

Torres ice bucket challenge... Where is he though? Doesn't look like the UK... Monaco?