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no more short Spanish keepers! (Raya)

2022-23 English Premier League AFC Bournemouth Chelsea https://www.sportshub.to/sports/2023/premier-league-afc-bournemouth-vs-Chelsea-s2/ https://www.vipleague.st/afc-bournemouth-vs-Chelsea-1-live-streaming https://www.vipleague.st/afc-bournemouth-vs-Chelsea-2-live-streaming

I trust Boehly as far as I can toss that fat cunt.

I so do not see it I think Citeh (barring Real pulling off a pretty big upset) win the Treble which is fine with me as that diminishes Manure

someone is ready for the CL semi final and someone is not

Lionel Messi has won only three Champions League trophies – UEFA declares https://dailypost.ng/2023/05/02/lionel-messi-has-won-only-three-champions-league-trophies-uefa-declares/

Along with KK and CuCu A combined £530m or so shit away on just those 4 players (including Lukaku and Sterling) in salaries and all fees committed to Madness. they all are shit

21:00 - 22:45 | CET PREMIER LEAGUE | LIVERPOOL VS FULHAM – S1 21:00 - 22:45 | CET PREMIER LEAGUE | MANCHESTER CITY VS WEST HAM UNITED – S2

I think this may well be a great signing

fucking arse cunts are lasering Mudryck in the eyes

nice goal

we are the worst team in the EPL atm

shit, hell of a save

£137m for Sterling, counting salary and all fees insane bust

Odegaard is a half a de Bruyne which makes him one of the best AMFs in the EPL

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Sterling is having a shitshow

and now Kante

shit pass by Sterling ffs

21:00 - 22:45 | CET PREMIER LEAGUE | ARSENAL VS Chelsea – S2

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I still have a wee bit of hope: probably the first time ever that most of Germany will be rooting for an RB side, lolol

says

the uttlery, horribly disastrous (on every level, in all 5 comps, plus we blew the shots at playing in (and VERY likely winning) the Super Cup and the FIFA World Club Cup the next season) 2007-2008) It was the only season I consider we truly blew the EPL title (lost to Manure by 2 points) and then to make it worse, Moscow happened, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PLUS we lost to fucking SPUDS 2 1 in the League Cup final on that cunt Jonathan Woodgate's extra time goal off the deflection, after Wayne Bridge had the handball pen that let Spuds draw even in regular time plus we lost the Community shield on pens, also to Manure, smdh, and not just lost on pens, we missed EVERY ONE we took, includng Lamps 4 runners up finishes, 3 to manure then one to spuds, the two teams on the planet I hate the most 3 of the 4 on pens or in extra time!! and we lost to fucking BARNSLEY in the FA Cup, ffs (the final that season was the two worst teams combined in a FA Cup final in my life, (Cardiff City lost one nil to Portsmouth!) the most tragic season of all the Roman years BY FAR, in fact the most tragic Chels season ever, given that we so easily could have won EIGHT linear trophies (5 in 2007/08 then the CS in 2008, and the Super Cup (we would have beaten Zenit), and to close it out, the FWCC (we would have coasted to the win, the field was close to the weakest one ever, with a shit LDU Quito side from Ecuador making the final) (it would have ended at 8 straight trophies as even though we won the FA Cup in 2008/09, we did not win the league, nor the League Cup in 2008/09), BUT we would have been the first club in football history to ever do 8 trophies in a row (Barca later came close, and so did Real, but they both cocked it up and they only would have had 7 linear trophies, as La Liga doesnt have a secondary cup) that season was almsot almost Neverkusen level (it was damn close, and if we had blown the FA Cup final it would have been worse, actually) I was far more gutted that season than I am for this one (especially the CL and the league, plus losing a final to SPUDS)

Manure lucked out with that draw v spuds and then the 1 nil win over Villa IF villa had just drew the game (which I really thooght would happen) then this was my logic to how Manire could have missed out on the CL: Brighton has game in hand and they play Manure IF Brighton beats manure if we also beat Manure, and they would have needed just one more loss to end up on 70 if Brighton losses to Citeh and wins out (which certainly COULD happen, although it is still pretty hard) on the rest they would end up on 70 as well and they have a far better GD than Manure (+11 higher with a game in hand) but it will be so hard now for Brighton to catch them, after thsoe 4 points that Manure scraped out in the last 2 games they likely will have to win ALL of their games now which would put them on 73 then, IF you assume the same scenario for Manure as above (3 losses, us, Brigton, and a third team, or Brighton and two other teams if we, as is likely, get smashed v Manure) they end up on 72 and miss out on CL, provided NUFC wins 2 and at least draws one (which puts them on 72 as well, and their GD is even better than Brighton, they are untouchable for Manure, as NUFC are +24 over them) the massive games for all that to even remotely be possible are Brighton v Manure and Brighton v Citeh (plus several other games that cerainly would aid it, like all the other BHA games, and then Manure losing 2 other games, which is where my whole 'Chels can wreck Arse and wreck Manure' thing came from from weeks ago) IF we beat Arse and lose to Citeh, Citeh can still easily take a loss v Brighton and still coast to the title over Arse (Citeh would end up on 91, and the most Arse coud have if that all happens is 84 points, and likely could end up on only 81)