Vesper

lol, the club is now so shit that we are turning on each other! just chillax mates!

KK & CuCu & Sterling's combined total costs counting trans fees, add-ons, and salary £357m 😞 On the planet there are only 22 entire CLUBS worth that much in player valuation (counting us).

£118m counting salary

lololol Pinky and The Brain

Fikayo Tomori Tiemoué Bakayoko Olivier Giroud v Thibaut Courtois Antonio Rüdiger Eden Hazard the other Chels connections Inter Romelu Lukaku Citeh Nathan Aké Kevin De Bruyne

sloppy Inter at the end

24 CL/EC final wins between Real, Inter, and AC Milan (and AC should have won in 1993 (choked against Marseille) and 2005 (super choke v Pool, grrrrr), plus likely would have won in 1991–92 (their best team ever, the undefeated Gli invincibili, but they were banned from the CL due to the 1991 'lights out' game the season before versus Marseille) zero for Citeh plus they have 9 finals losses so 33 total finals Citeh have 1 final appearance, the loss to us two years ago, lolol

Otamendi another clown car show still cannot believe the Argies won the WC with him as a starting CB

Barella is a fucking beast

3 1 Inter 5 1 agg

Inter are now up 2 1 4 1 on agg so il Derby della Madonnina CL semi-final is on

tbh, I can't be arsed about it they are clearly the best team on the planet, they would be top of the league if Pep had changed tactics earlier in the season to what he does now for months they have almost no weaknesses, especially as Pep has put in a formation that allows Ake and Akanji to play as hybrid fullbacks, where they thrive hats off to him for fixing a years long issue for them (fullbacks)

he has an outside shot at breaking Dixie Deans all time English single season scoring record of 63 goals all comps (no chance art Dixie's 60 league goals, that is the most ever league goals in a major league in European history, 2nd best is Messi with 50) Håland (on 48 and counting) needs 16 goals in the next 13 (plus what's left tonight) potential games to break it

yes, we dodged a massive bullet a few years back

nil 1 Håland scored should be on a hat trick

Håland missed a pen

lucky Bayern Upamecano off on a red card but the offsides nullified it

I cannot recall it ever looking worse in the last 10, 15 years to start a non rain/snow game

that Bayern pitch is horrific

https://www.vipleague.st/football-sports-stream

21:00 - 22:45 | CET CHAMPIONS LEAGUE | BAYERN MÜNCHEN VS MANCHESTER CITY – S1 21:00 - 22:45 | CET CHAMPIONS LEAGUE | INTERNAZIONALE VS BENFICA – S2

they are absolute dross

AC Milan go through FT

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