Vesper

NOT acceptable you have to back to before the last two Hoddle years (94/95 and 95/96) for a team close to this bad (back to back 11th place and no trophies) well may well finish below 11th and will almost certainly have less points (they had 54 and 50) and more losses versus wins than those 2 had 2015/16 we were 10th on 50 points 12 wins, 12 losses 95/96 11th, on 50 points 12 wins, 12 losses 94/95 11th on 54, 13 wins 14 losses the first Hoddle year is likely the last time we were close to worse 93/94, 14th, 13 wins 17 losses BUT still had 51 points we may well end up on 39 to 45 points (51 would be likely absolutely MAX, most likely road would be if we beat Bournemouth, Forest, Brentford and then (now I am wishing and picking for the 4th win) pull a miracle job and beat Arse, which may well cost them the EPL title so I am ALL in on that game and the Real game as the ONLY two games left that truly matter) you have to go all the way back to 1987–88 Chelsea, when we were relegated in 18th, on only 42 points to find a truly, truly worse season than this one may well end up I fear

Lampard is a shitshow as a manager love the bloke as a player, top 5 ever Chels player, top 3 ever EPL MFer (KdB, Lamps, Gerrard) he ain't up to it as the gaffer

we could easily get only zero to 6 points (6 if we beat both Bournemouth and Forest) from the last 7 games

probably not, it was a hell of a strike and was moving away from him I would need to see more replays

we are utter shit a nightmare

FUCK

Sarriball looked positively dynamic and explosive compared to this shit

Caicedo has been immense he is a menace disruptor

ffs they bring in a proper striker and score right away

not convinced of that, lol I am not an Auba fangirl at all he scored tap ins and short shots at Barca

Osimhen buries that header

we do Sterling is the designated tit on the bull (aka Chels fake CF)

super save by short arms

we are real lucky that Brighton have been so profligate

always so positive sis! lolol

and that is why I do NOT rate Sanchez slow reflexes when it comes to shifting his weight

yes, massively against the run of play

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chalobah cannot handle Mitoma

you never know, lol Boehly is a nutter

Mudryck looks lively

call me cray but I still sort of rate Zakaria

finally a yellow when we deserve it

fecking hell 😕