Vesper

£35m with a buyback clause

Unless we upgrade from Azi and/or Zappa at RB (and switch Azpi over to CB again, which I TOTALLY agree with, as then we could have dumped shit Luiz and Cahill, plus we so fucked up not signing Rugani or Thilo Kehrer or even more germane, Benjamin Pavard, who can play BOTH CB and RB, like Azpi) which only means these players (those in red I rate over Azpi too, not just Zappacosta, those in green have higher upside than Zappa, but maybe not quite there yet): Joshua Kimmich (zero chance) Sergi Roberto I so so want him, perfect for a RB in Sarriball, so pissed we failed last 3 windows, surely we can work out something in January or next summer, as they have Nélson Semedo there too (who I rate too) Kyle Walker (zero chance) Trent Alexander-Arnold (zero chance, and soon will be better than Azpi, he be best RB in the EPL in 2,3 years) Elseid Hysaj (Dwarf-Cunt De Laurentiis is trying to put a perm Chelsea block into his contract, but he is refusing, he wants to come here) João Cancelo (another perfect RB for Sarriball, but almost zero chance, he has look amazing for Juve so far) Daniel Carvajal (slim chance, BUT they did sign Álvaro Odriozola, who I rate highly, so not impossible. I would rather have Odriozola, tbh.as he is far younger and has massive massive upside These are the others I would want off Real far over Carvajal , including a perm move for Kovacic (the rest, in order, Raphaël Varane (impossible unless Eden is involved), Kroos (never will happen), Marco Asensio, Isco, Vinícius Júnior) Sime Vrsaljko (another miss by the board, perfect for Sarriball) Djibril Sidibé (shocked he is still at Monaco) Ricardo Pereira (Leicester got a bargain) Benjamin Henrichs (great young player, is not happy at Bayer Leverkusen) Nordi Mukiele (same as Heinrichs, and we lost out as RB Leipzig stole him for only £14m) Davide Calabria (Milan have Andrea Conti at RB too, so wouldn't be impossible to get him) THEN why would we sell Zappacosta? That leaves us no RB backup. I agree with rest these need to be decided on next year Marco van Ginkel (after he heals from horrid knee injury, sell him to PSV) Bats (IF we simply will never use him, makes zero sense to keep him if we will never let him play) Tammy Abraham (or loan him out) I dont rate him Ruben Loftus-Cheek (if he doesn't come good this year, OR, loan him out, we should have loaned him to Schalke this summer!!, so pissed) the following SHOULD HAVE BEEN SOLD THIS SUMMER Danny Drinkwater (WTF!!, every time I type his name I get more incensed) Cahill (so stupid to not sell to the 5,6 teams who enquired, it was the Rugani nightmare that kept him here) Luiz sorry, he is shit, I will never rate him, ever, he sucks defensively, he is my 4th least favourite player on the team, after Drinkwater, Cahill, Willian, (Willian just because we lost out on £65m and/or Martial for him, AND he is now 30. I do not dislike him as player (although he is overrated) or a person, I just think we should have taken max money, and refreshed with Malcom or Bailey, plus Martial would explode as our number 9, I am so convinced of this, Mo didnt even include him ON THE BENCH against Spuds, what a wasted opportunity we fucked up on!!!!) Cesc Fàbregas (next year he is a completely spent force, we lost market value on him now, we could have moved for one of 3 much younger (10,11 years younger), very similar players in Carlos Soler or Nicolò Barella or Amadou Haidara <<< my favourite, I rate him MASSIVELY, but the other 2 would be superb signings too, albeit more quid) Victor Moses (useless in Sariball, should have cashed in on his WC marginal glory) Willian (again we all know this cock up, (twice, Barca at £65m or swap for Martial, I am slowly getting over it, Morata having a big year will so help that)

The reason I am so hostile to these geordie cunts isnt their flat back 10 all defence no offence bus park, IT IS THAT THEY ARE DANGEROUS PLAY THUG GOON TWATS

Rudiger has to play both sides of CB, to make up.

Luiz has to be replaced by AC as starter.

No.

Thread winner!!

Yesssssss!!!!!

Luiz ballwatching. Horrid.

Fuckkkkkk.

Would love to see Barkley score.

Motherfucking GOONS!!!!

I wonder how Bats would do in a scrum like this.

Ghosts of Tony 'The thought of starting 10 CB's makes my pronger hard' Pulis to this one so far.

Diame is a fucking thug.

Yep. KOVA

Flat back 10 by the Geordie cunts. It's GBH on Eden as well.

No Shelvey or Lascelles, not even on the bench. If we lose this I am going to spit the dummy like I was 2.

AC Milan boss launches into criticism of Chelsea man Bakayoko https://www.teamtalk.com/news/ac-milan-boss-launches-into-criticism-of-chelsea-man-bakayoko AC Milan coach Gennaro Gattuso did not hold back on criticising on-loan Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko after Saturday’s 3-2 loss at Napoli. The Rossoneri had led 2-0 at the Stadio San Paolo, but a double from Piotr Zielinski and a Dries Mertens winner capped a stunning comeback. Bakayoko was introduced early in the second half when Milan were up 2-1, but he failed to help protect the lead. “Bakayoko has to learn how to get the ball,” Gattuso said in his post-match press conference. “We must work correctly. It will not be easy. “One week is not enough to remove the defects of a player. I would have preferred to be managing older, more experienced club players.”

I have been saying this for months, glad to be somewhat backed up.

It is just plain wrong, lolol

Gattuso is out of his depth. I see Conte there by jul, aka xmas

Napoli 3 Milan 2, complete collapse, Mertens scored winner 9 minutes from full time

I have listen to some Newcastle mates of mine for years, it has rubbed off, they HATE him with a burning passion he constantly bait and switches, says he will strengthen the club, then pulls out millions in profit to stuff his fat face Rafa is a fool to stay I hope we OBLITERATE them tomorrow Higuain is playing like shit btw Zielinski has a brace, he looks every inch the player Sarri said he would be when he begged the board to try and get him Donnarumma looks like shit too