Vesper

I think the Barca v Bindippers tie are going to be the true CL title games, so yes, should be some smashing footie. A Spuds v Victimpool CL final is my worst nightmare. The 2 teams I hate the most on the planet Only Manure not being in the EL final (as Arse probably will be) makes it true final 4 nightmare (and if Arse beats us, I guess that is even worse, although Manure beating us in the EL final would have topped that) The ultimate doom scenario is still theoretically on too (albeit VERY unlikely), especially if we lose to Manure on Sunday It would take an EPL collapse by both Arse and Spuds, yet both win the EL and CL (almost impossible, but stranger things have happened) and the final table would have to be 1 Shitty or Victimpool (Victimpool winning the EPL would make it the ultimate nightmare) 2 Shitty or Victimpool 3 Manure (they would have to win out) 4 Chels (we would have to lose to Manure and then win 1 and draw 1 (thus have 71 points to their 73), as if we lose to manure but win the last 2, we would still top them on GD) 5 Spuds or Arse (they would both have to lose basically every EPL game left (in Spud's case for sure, as even 2 loses and a draw leaves them on the same 71 points we would have in this scenario and they top us on GD) Arse can win actually win one, draw one and lose one and still finish under us, but a win and 2 draws also puts them at 71 points and they probably (not completely for sure as if we only lose by 1 v Manure and win the last 2 games by a total of plus 4 or 5 we may beat their GD, but those odds are LOW) top us on GD) 6 Spuds or Arse IF all that happened (and Manure winning out (they play absolute shit Cardiff and Huddersfield in their other 2 games) and us winning 1 (probably at home v Watford), losing to Manure and drawing one (away to Leicester)actually is quite likely) and both spuds and arse win the cups (quite possible, but NOT easy for Spuds) is somewhat , albeit not very, likely we are dumped out of the CL despite finishing 4th I would say the odds are 10,000 to one or higher of all that happening, especially spuds losing all three remaining EPL games, Tuesday 88th minute winner basically saved them and almost surely guaranteed them 3rd or 4th in terms of non bizarre doom if Arse lose away to Leicester (or win and lose either of the last 2) and we win 2 of 3, we are almost 100% going to the CL, regardless of what happens in the EL as they (Arse) cannot catch us on points) The Manure game for us is just fucking massive, as if we win, I cannot see us missing out on the CL unless we just completely completely collapse in the last 2 games AND Arse wins out (or wins 2 draws one) AND we fail in the EL Us winning 2 of 3, but outright losing the third and Arse winning 2 and drawing 1 is a bit dicey, as then they would probably clip us on GD (what a fucking gut punch that would be) Manure cannot catch us at that point, if we beat them on Sunday, even if we drop the last 2 games and they win the last 2, GD difference is too high in our favour, we would be a minimum of plus 10 or 11 over them after Sunday, we would have to lose each of the last 2 games by 3 or more goals and Manure would have to win by 3 or more goals basically in both games)

At this point, it is almost not even worth worrying about any transfers for us, as we have no idea who is going to switch clubs in summer 2019 and January 2020, and we are foooooked until summer 2020 due to the bans. I will be closely watching who goes where and hope that a fair amount of top class players do not move this summer (winter window is always slow) Unfortunately, I do think that this summer 2019 window is going to be one of the most busy in the last 10 years, as every single top 15 club has big holes to fill, even Shitty, Barca, and the Bindippers Juve, Bayern, Real Madrid, PSG (who may loose either Mbappe or Neymar plus for sure Rabiot and maybe some others, like Cavani, Draxler, and maybe one of their top 3 CB's, perhaps Marquinhos), Atletico Madrid (who may lose some core players as well that need to be replaced), Inter, Manure, Arse, Spuds, AC Milan, Roma, and Napoli, are all going to e spending big (some obviously more than others) The 15 clubs that are going to get torn apart by the big boys probably are Lyon, Ajax, Dortmund, RB Leipzig, Bayer Leverkusen, Valencia, Porto, Benfica, Leicester, Villarreal, Sporting Lisbon, Borussia Mönchengladbach, Lazio, Eintracht Frankfurt, and maybe Sevilla (to point). Also, you might add in Everton, West Ham, Wolves (although I think they hold onto most and will also surely spend some cash too) Fulham (liquidation time as they are relegated), and PSV Eindhoven, Obviously we probably get smashed too, with Eden.

what a SHIT game that was!!! one of the worst I have seen all year ZZ sure doesnt have Real clicking atm bonus the after game crew is saying Cuntois is almost surely going to sold in the summer, that ZZ hates him they surely will make a move for De Gea, although, (and I do NOT like this unless it ultimately yields Oblak to us in summer 2020), they are saying they may want Kepa over De Gea, grrrr I cannot see that, and I so can see De Gea going to RM, especially as Manure are OUT of the CL for sure (or almost for sure) if we beat them on Sunday

strange years for all but 3 teams in the big 5 leagues, (Barca, Victimpool, and Shitty) I am going with Barca to pull off the 2nd straight linear Sextuple in world football history (August 2018 Supercopa de España, 2018-19 Copa del Rey, 2018-19 La Liga, 2018-19 CL, August 2019 UEFA Super Cup, and the December 2019 FIFA World Club Cup. The 2008-9 Barca team did not play in the August 2008 Supercopa de España, although they did win the August 2009 one, so they won all 6 in a row too They also did not play in the december 2008 FIFA World Club Cup (but won it in December 2009) In theory, if Barca win the August 2019 Supercopa de España as well, they will top the trophies in a calendar year of that 2008-9 team (as they would have two Supercopas). They also can keep on going and win all the 2019-20 trophies too that would mean a true ONE SEASON team would win all 6 trophies (as the the Supercopa de España and the FIFA World Club depend on the season before.) It is funny because this isnt even the strongest Barce team (this year's squad) but may well be next year (if they add the right transfers) If they pull off all 6 then all 6 again, the only way a team could top that is if an EPL team won seven in a row and then 7 in a row again (as we have that extra Cup, the EPL Cup, no other major league has that 2nd cup) I would have to rate Barca as the favourites for all again next year. So we may see history made again, if they can pull off the trophies still up in the air for them thsi year (La Liga, but they basically have that clinched, CL (the one most at risk, I hope they CRUSH the bindippers and either the yids or Ajax, and I will be for them v Ajax as well, just as I want to see history made and them to steal back spotlight from those RM cunts) and the Copa del Rey final exactly one month from now, (May 25th v Valencia) They will crush whoever wins the EL this year in August, in the UEFA Super Cup (dog help us if we play them as no Eden, etc) and will surely be massive favourites in the December 2019 FIFA World Club Cup.

amazing that Getafe could (I do not think they will unless they win this game) make the bloody CL next year AND Villarreal could be RELEGATED

wow, what a shit game, RM look horrid, and Getafe are solid defensively, but not much for scoring threats

there is an 18 year age difference between Getafe's two strikers Jorge Molina is 37 Hugo Perales is 19 lolol

Pot meet kettle methinks

still rolling on at 35yo (just turned a month and a half ago) lol 12 games 580 minutes this season, so deffo not a regular

Getafe v Real MadridHD Streams https://www.vipleague.bz/getafe-vs-real-madrid-streaming-link-1 http://www.sportnews.to/events/2019/primera-division-getafe-vs-real-madrid-s1/ https://www.ronaldo7.net/video/real-madrid-live/real-madrid-live-stream.html

I am far from that negative. I think we win out and go on to grab top 4. Kante and Rudiger are going to be fit. Hell it could have been 3rd even if not for that 88th minute fucking Eriksen Spuds goal Tuesday night. If Rudiger had played the whole game and Kante had not went off at H/T, we would have beaten Burnley. Manure are playing shambolic football atm. Eden has only 6 games (or 5 if we do not beat Frankfurt in the EL) left as a Chels player and I think he goes out with a bang. I do not see Arse winning out, although I can see them winning the EL We dodged a huge bullet when Sevilla was knocked out of the EL. They are on fire and I so would not rate us v them. They just scored 5 goals in around half an hour in the game I just watched.

comparing anyone to the genetic freak CR7 isnt exactly fair, lololol up until this season, most of the board would have taken Dybala over Icardi both have had very strange years, albeit for very different reasons they certainly are both still superb players and they are both now going to be cheaper than if they both had had explosive years Dybala's physique is not an issue for me maybe for you and others it is

lol, PJ top!! THAT IS SO TRUE we are becoming a joke club from further back in this thread, I actually like this one, except it needs a proper collar it is streets ahead of this new monstrosity slap a nice collar on this, and bang I love that little white asymmetrical contrast stripe and the all white Yokohama label

oh FUCK no! I didn't think it would get WORSE than this years shit i LOVED the 2017-18 strip proper kit, but this year and NOW THIS!!!! what the fuckery is going on? it is as bad as this old shit maybe worse

roflmaoooo if I was straight, can I have 'jokes' like this please

he isnt an AMF

https://pharmarium.se/ one of our usual haunts superb mixology

out at a bar, yes, having a few exotics

I think it is just his breath the cumulative nicotine eventually overwhelms their synapses and they go full retard they all need to start smoking to build up immunity

we need UJ to come back from holiday and lace Sarri's packet of bifters with pixie dust so old smokey wanders off into the Manc night at H/T and cannot put the voodoo on the lads

lol, imagine an eternity of Alonso starting games 'trillions of them back to back to back to back then trillions times trillions times 10 to the 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000TH power till the universes hits absolute zero energy due to infinite expansion and time/space collapses and even the dark force gluons are no more (sorry to go all quantum mechanical) if I was not an atheist that is the version of hell I could see

I have been ALL in on both for months I never give up until we are mathematically out

I truly dread next year

if Mo is even remotely backed, he is still world class the board fucked him and Conte after both won the league I still say if Sarri was sacked (as he should have been after that Bournemouth 4 nil cunt-up) we would be third and would surely win the EL sack him after, dun really care, but he is streets ahead of old smokey

Pogba is a fool if he stays they are out of the CL almost guaranteed