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Darmian is going to Inter for £10m or so just rejected a 4 year extension at Manure heard on a podcast last week he does not like OGS its the EPL it is crazy hard league for really good players of a certain type of very tactical player to succeed in especially Manure look at Daley Blind has been a monster now for Ajax (and it isnt just against weaker Dutch sides, he has been very very good in the CL) EPL is like ice hockey versus other leagues' lacrosse

Sorryball plus CHO getting hurt and Pedro being shit even bigger was Kante leaving game at HT with injury and Kovacic offering as much as Pedro, ie. fuckall also I thought it was STUPID to pull Higs, he was NOT that tired at all and looked dangerous all night Sarri is a fucking bellend all-round clueless ashtray

oh, oki I just want CL for 2 reasons the extra cash v EL and even bigger to fuck over Arse and Manure in transfer market (or spuds)

AC is now added to my clear-out list permanently ALL THESE MUST GO GO GO (some need to stay till after bans then sell!) 3 Spain DF Marcos Alonso OFF MY TEAM YOU CUNNY BELLEND, Jay Dasilva can spell Emerson 5 Italy MF Jorginho 6 England MF Danny Drinkwater 8 England MF Ross Barkley 9 Argentina FW Gonzalo Higuaín 11 Spain FW Pedro 17 Croatia MF Mateo Kovačić (goes back anyway) 18 France FW Olivier Giroud 21 Italy DF Davide Zappacosta 22 Brazil FW Willian 24 England DF Gary Cahill (captain) 27 Denmark DF Andreas Christensen 28 Spain DF César Azpilicueta (vice-captain) 30 Brazil DF David Luiz NO FUCKING WAY DO WE GIVE HIM A MULTIYEAR!! 31 England GK Robert Green — Netherlands MF Marco van Ginkel Loan Army needs to be liquidated to comply with upcoming new rules (8 max is probably where it ends up) so bye bye to Nigeria DF Ola Aina (to Torino until 30 June 2019) <<<< he is gone, as Torino are buying him, which was yet another board cockup Spain FW Álvaro Morata (to Atlético Madrid until 30 June 2020) France MF Tiémoué Bakayoko (to Milan until 30 June 2019) Belgium FW Michy Batshuayi (to Crystal Palace until 30 June 2019) Ghana DF Baba Rahman (to Reims until 30 June 2019) Nigeria MF Victor Moses (to Fenerbahçe until 30 June 2020) Brazil MF Kenedy (to Newcastle United until 30 June 2019) Belgium MF Charly Musonda (to Vitesse until 30 June 2019) Czech Republic DF Tomáš Kalas (to Bristol City until 30 June 2019) United States DF Matt Miazga (to Reading until 30 June 2019) Nigeria DF Kenneth Omeruo (to Leganés until 30 June 2019) Serbia MF Danilo Pantić (to Partizan until 30 June 2019) Croatia MF Mario Pašalić (to Atalanta until 30 June 2019) Brazil MF Lucas Piazon (to Chievo until 30 June 2019) and the true scrubs who also need to be liquidated England GK Nathan Baxter (to Yeovil Town until 30 June 2019) England GK Bradley Collins (to Burton Albion until 30 June 2019) Portugal GK Eduardo (to Vitesse until 30 June 2019) Northern Ireland GK Jared Thompson (to Warrenpoint Town until 30 June 2019) United States GK Ethan Wady (to Tooting & Mitcham United until 30 June 2019) Croatia GK Karlo Žiger (to Sutton United until 30 June 2019) England DF Josh Grant (to Yeovil Town until 30 June 2019) Jamaica DF Michael Hector (to Sheffield Wednesday until 30 June 2019) England DF Todd Kane (to Hull City until 30 June 2019) England DF Jack Wakely (to Basingstoke Town until 30 June 2019)Ivory Coast MF Victorien Angban (to Metz until 30 June 2019) England MF Jacob Maddox (to Cheltenham Town until 30 June 2019) Brazil MF Nathan (to Atlético Mineiro until 30 June 2019) England DF Fankaty Dabo (to Sparta Rotterdam until 30 June 2019) Ecuador MF Josimar Quintero (to Lleida Esportiu until 30 June 2019) promote to first team United States MF Christian Pulisic (to Borussia Dortmund until 30 June 2019) England FW Tammy Abraham (to Aston Villa until 30 June 2019) England DF Fikayo Tomori (to Derby County until 30 June 2019) England DF Reece James (to Wigan Athletic until 30 June 2019) England MF Mason Mount (to Derby County until 30 June 2019) England DF Jay Dasilva (to Bristol City until 30 June 2019) reduced loan army of 8 England DF Trevoh Chalobah Scotland MF Billy Gilmour Netherlands FW Daishawn Redan England DF Dujon Sterling Belgium MF Kylian Hazard England MF Kasey Palmer England MF Lewis Baker England FW Izzy Brown one year promotion due to bans then maybe sell France DF Kurt Zouma (to Everton until 30 June 2019) all this yields a 2019-20 25 man roster of GK Kepa GK Wille GK Bulka CB Rudiger CB Zouma (SELL HIM AFTER THE BANS UNLESS HE PLAYS WELL) CB AC (SELL HIM AFTER THE BANS) CB Fikayo Tomori CB Jake Clarke-Salter LB Emerson LB Jay Dasilva RB Reece James can play CB too RB Azpi (SELL HIM AFTER THE BANS) can play CB too DH DMF Jorginho (SELL HIM AFTER THE BANS) DH DMF Ampadu CMF Kante CMF Mason Mount AMF RLC AMF Barkley (SELL HIM AFTER THE BANS) LW Willian (SELL HIM AFTER THE BANS) LW CHO RW Pulisic RW Pedro (SELL HIM AFTER THE BANS) CF Higs (have to renew him, Bats and Morata need to be sold, they will never be perma starters here) (SELL HIM AFTER THE BANS) CF Giroud (SELL HIM AFTER THE BANS) CF Tammy FFS GET RID OF ALONSO AND LUIZ NOW!!!!!!! SACK SARRI bottom line, we are so fucked next year 6th or worse for sure

that is not what you said on the original post of yours that kicked this all off you said we are not even making to to the Europa League that is what I originally replied to

explain how we are not in the EL we are in the semis this year and we have clinched at least 6th place and thus EL for next year, with CL still a possibility the most any other non top 6 team can have is Watford at 61 points if they win out in last 4, we have 67 now

his back, and we do not know how bad

we are in the EL already, lolol probably next year too, although I still think, as long as we beat Manure, we have a great shot at 4th, over Arse and perhaps can even beat Frankfurt and then Arse (or Valencia) in the final Frankfurt are not that strong on defence, but Jovic and Haller, and Rebic terrify me

even if we had won thsi, we still basically needed to win out to guarantee CL via 4th if all 3 teams (us, Arse and the yids all won out, including us tonight) we still would have finished 5th on GD to Arse, unless, like I said, we went wild in goals, but if they also had won out, their GD would have went to a plus 29 MINIMUM lets say Eden had dumped in a 89th winner tonight we would be at plus 22 we would have to hit plus 30 to grab 4th, as they have scored far more goals than us (that's the GD tie breaker) IF Arse only won by 1 in each of their last 4 even if we won the last 3 games by 2,2,and three, we would fail by the goals scored tie breaker the odds of us winning the next 3 by an average of almost 3 a game is super unlikely the main thing now is pretty simple win the last 3 and Arse lose one of their 4, OR we win the EL or, best outcome, we do BOTH

Mee was a monster tonight no one else on the pitch was close to him on either side played like prime Vidic or Terry almost

yes hate to say it, but Willian, if not injured, would have helped a lot in the 2nd half versus the washed up Pedro Pedro has a cracker every now and then, but on a consistent basis, he is general pretty poor, his race is run

4th is still possible, Spuds probably wrapped up 3rd now, as they can now loss 1, win 3 and still go through on GD against us, I cannot see them dropping more than 2 or 3 points versus the teams they play, if they did get 2 draws, or a loss and a draw, we would, if we win out, be 3rd or 4th guaranteed we MUST win v Manure and now we need for sure to Arse to LOSE one of their 4 remaining games this was not a complete disaster it just removed Arse getting a draw as a way to 4th for us IF we win out, as if we win out and they win 3, draw 1, they beat us on GD (unless we go wild in goals, which is so not happening)

Burnley had TWELVE points on Jan1 28 since then we have 24

a drink if you meet him at Luiz's resto

if no Rudiger, this team is FUCKED and losing Kante at H/T to a back injury was devastating

the cash, tbf, much more quid for transfers in 2020

we will sell him bans or not I am 95% sure

No, he is gone either way Roman will take the 90 or 100m

they have more points than us since Dec 31st that says it all! fuck Sarri

FUCK super unhappy there goes fucking 3rd or fourth its all on the EL and I have little confidence we beat both EF and probably Arse Sarri has to sacked he is a horrid manager so out of his depth next year is going to be hellish I fear

soooo frustrating

FUCK KEVIN FRIEND!!!!

yep, should have kept CHO on too Kante and CHO could lay on ground in front of the goal to block low shots play a game of cards with Kepa

we are soooo sloppy and loose with the passing, maddening at this stage of the year

injured