Vesper

https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/steven-gerrard-liverpool-jordan-sinnott-3786691

probably bullshit but here it is Chelsea submit bid for Man Utd target as player’s father has doubts over Old Trafford move Chelsea have joined the race for Birmingham City starlet Jude Bellingham. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1234610/Chelsea-transfer-news-Jude-Bellingham-Man-Utd-doubt-latest-rumours

RB Leipzig chief Ralf Rangnick is left FUMING after nine players - including Chelsea loanee Ethan Ampadu - flew in a celebrity barber before losing... as he likens 'decadent' behaviour to Jadon Sancho's golden steak controversy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7939135/RB-Leipzig-chief-Ralf-Rangnick-left-FUMING-nine-players-flew-celebrity-barber-losing.html

Chelsea academy graduate Tariq Lamptey wanted by Lille as Ligue 1 side put a pre-contract offer on the table https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7939263/Chelsea-academy-graduate-Tariq-Lamptey-pre-contract-offer-table-Lille.html

hopefully the scousers go down as they are playing only their U23's and no Klopp

the old Toyota Cup trophy looked like a butt plug

yep, fuck those cunts!! I hope Strawberry tears their dregs team apart

boss!!!!!!!!! a must read

Giroud finding out he is staying at Chels

Cavani told his PSG teammates goodbye http://www.footmercato.net/flash-mercato/info-fm-cavani-a-prevenu-ses-coequipiers-de-son-depart_272723 Tinkerbell called he is going to

I have to LOL at peeps who think he is washed up at 27 he simply wanted out of Spuds he will tear Serie A up I think

Lololol A soon to be 33yo player Mertens Out of contract in 5 months. If you are the poison dwarf, then what is your ask? £40m!!!! Foooooooook Napoli

Was foregone conclusion, as they already had said they were activating the option.

fuck all scousers "Easy win" - These Liverpool fans react to mouthwatering FA Cup fifth round draw https://readliverpoolfc.com/2020/01/27/liverpool-fans-react-as-reds-could-meet-chelsea-in-fa-cup-fifth-round/

He would be better than the dregs we have other than Tammy. I will put him down as a wild card with Mitrovic. I do admit I like Osimhen, as least his potential. He looks a badass in terms of presentation and attitude.

'New Year, old trim': Wilfried Zaha shows off his new look after getting rid of his trademark dreadlocks... but Crystal Palace star won't be starting 2020 with a move as Chelsea and Spurs refuse to meet £80m valuation https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7936079/Wilfried-Zaha-shows-new-look-getting-rid-trademark-dreadlocks.html

young strikers (many dice rolls) Victor Osimhen Donyell Malen Marcus Thuram João Pedro Myron Boadu Josh Maja (good 3rd striker pick) and the super young teens (who will have no effect on our 1st teams for at least 2 to 3 years or so, if then) Sebastiano Esposito (Inter) Fábio Silva (Porto) Marcos Paulo (Fluminense) Eddie Salcedo (on a double loan from Inter) Pietro Pellegri (Monaco) and MAYBE MAYBE (PLEASE) the young 16yo Norwegian/Nigerian striker we just signed Bryan Fiabema but I have no clue if he blows up TBH

I can respect that opinion completely so that leaves Dembele or die basically atm (unless we stop-gap on old or damn-near old or roll dice on Mitrovic) Lyon is going to RAPE us in the summer, especially if Dembele finishes off hot and then other clubs start a bidding war would not be shocked to see us cough up £60m, even 70m at end of day (which is fiscal rape IMHO)

if we literally do basically nothing this window we are leaving an insane amount of work to do this summer and relying on a huge amount of luck Breakdown GK- is Kepa going to rebound? Are we willing to eat a £60m to £70m pure loss on him PLUS bring another who will not come cheap? Also, Willy is 39 next season, we need a new backup very soon CB ( are we just going to roll withur our 4 now plus maybe Guehi and/or the wayward Amapdu? We do not have a straight up WC CB atm. Do we need one now? LB- FUCKING DISASTER and NOTHING DONE YET AGAIN, we didnt even try ffs. Chilwell is insane buy at £80m, and we may not even get him? I offer GREAT alternatives, all doable, and nothing from the fucking board. THIS position is the epitome of our cuntish cock-ups for ages. RB I guess we are just going to grind Azpi into the ground and release him on a free in a few, thank fuck for Reece DMF We have no real cruncher, only a DH DMF in Jorginho, we need to strengthen up here CMF Kante needs to be sold THIS summer, whilst we can still get huge cash. He is misused here and is a very middling CMF in his role now. He overall hurts the time and it is NT fair TO HIM either. SELL AMF We desperatelly need a creative AMF, desperately, GET ONE Grealish is fine by me, I rate him a lot, and there are others Winger, we need TWO Sancho HAS HAS HAS o be one, IF we swing and miss on him we are FUCKED (as I really do not see us getting any of our oher big targets, if they (like Chilwell) are even worth it- Willian HAS to go, fuck renewing that fucker for close to 200K PW for two years! HELL NOW We just have to eat the entire £65m Marina IDIOTICALLY turned down. Fucking fool! (yes I am an ANGRY) The 2nd winger can even be Zaha (as long as a FAIT price) they are others as well who are fime CF We are not getting Werner, I have went on and on about options, and it boils down to Dembele or Calvert-Lewin with a wild card play maybe maybe for Mitrovic We simply HAVE to sell off most of the fucking deadwood as well all in all it is a MASSIVE ask for one window and that is all saying basically no GK, no CB, no RB, no CMF (although it may be needed) work at all even with none of those attempted it still is a HUGE MUST DO LIST 2 LB's (INSANE we did not sell one and upgrade NOW, fuck fuck fuck), a DMF, 2 wingers,and 2 CF's (one is a 3rd stringer, easy to do, like Maja, etc) even if you say (on top of all the rest of no-action areas) no 3rd CF that still is SIX players desperately desperately needed, and WC players at some of those GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially if we do not sell Kante (which is going to potentially start a huge downward spiral financially (he rapidly loses value by 2021 and beyond and not having his sale revenue fucks us HARD if we do not make CL for next year) and performance-wise, as the team is worse with him jammed in, forced into a role he is crap at)

he is basically 6 feet tall, an inch taller than Werner, only 1 cm shorter than Dembele of the top EPL strikers only Rashford (who is not a real number nine and is only an inch taller) Aubameyang (who is soon gone) Kane and Raúl Jiménez are taller (as is Tammy) Dominic Calvert-Lewin is taller too as is Fulham's Aleksandar Mitrović the rest are shorter or dregs more or less

Semifinals should be at the Den