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The entire Mertens rumour was 100% bullshit its all his camp simply trying to squeeze more cash out of the poison dwarf in his new contract plus why would we buy (or loan) an injured player?

Barcelona laugh off Willian, Richarlison rumors — report Laughing at, not laughing with https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/chelsea-fc-transfer-rumours-news/2020/1/30/21114537/barcelona-laugh-off-willian-richarlison-rumors-report

a absolutely perfect (meaning it will never happen, lol) window for summer 2020 for me would be again this is absolutely the best possible outcome (and assumes we do not get Werner or Chilwell, chillwell being a waste of money at £80m anyway) GK Dean Henderson or Predrag Rajkovic (Manure will probably never sell Henderson to us though) CB Caglar Söyüncü or if he is impossible, Diego Carlos (sell AC) LB any TWO of Telles, Gosens, Theo Hernandez, Grimaldo, Alaba, or Alphonso Davies (sell Alonso and Emerson) Gaya is too pricey, the rest not listed are below those or simply not available RB leave it be DMF Declan Rice or Camavinga CMF Saul or a far far less expensive 18yo, Ryan Gravenberch AMF Grealish Wingers Sancho, Ziyech CF Dembele or Calvert-Lewin and finally for 3rd string Josh Maja sell Kante and then all the remaining dregs DO NOT NOT NOT NOT renew that fucking prat Willian, fuck him and his 20m quid for two years salary demands at 32 and 33yo!!! net cost, ONLY including the sales of Kante, Alonso, AC, and Emerson (obviously we have a shit tonne more from other sales built up) is well well under £400m WITH Saul, under £350m if Gravenberch when you add in all the rest of the sales we have done and will do well under £200m quid total net FOR ALL zero jokes (and that is with massive prices on the buys) but because we fuck about window after window we will never get it all done in one window but there would be my team (when you add in the rest we will keep) ZERO of the players I listed are impossible (Werner is IMHO) the two hardest would be Sancho and Caglar Söyüncü (as Leicester will fight like crazy to keep him), with Calvert-Lewin (if we went for him or Dembele) and Grealish being very rough as well the first I would give up would be Saul (and grab Gravenberch) and Declan Rice (and grab Camavinga, which is my preference, but Lamps and the board are obsessed with Rice) plus IF we did all rest, I would not freak out if we didn't touch our CB's this summer (so no Söyüncü, which lowers the cost total by around £35-40m (as no spend of £75m, but also no sale of AC) and no Diego Carlos as the 2nd option if we miss out on Söyüncü

he got a lot of stick because of his hair and socks which I admit I engaged in a bit, and was an idiot to fall into that trap

Chelsea ‘aghast’, Giroud ‘anxious’ with Inter Milan behaving badly Deal collapsing, doing us and OG dirty https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/chelsea-fc-transfer-rumours-news/2020/1/29/21114223/chelsea-aghast-giroud-anxious-with-inter-milan-behaving-badly-report Inter Milan have strung Olivier Giroud and Chelsea along for most of the month, but now appear to have no real desire to acquire the veteran center forward, who’s been reduced to an afterthought so far this season. Inter had reportedly agreed personal terms with Giroud as well as provisional terms with Chelsea over a transfer fee, but they apparently don’t actually want to spend any money on a backup striker. And while they’re supposedly telling Giroud that they’d still like him to join in the summer (for free), that does Giroud little good since he wants and needs minutes before the summer in order to ensure his spot on the French national team for Euro 2020. France's RMC (via GFFN) report that Chelsea are "aghast" at this “unprofessional” bad behavior from Conte’s Inter — as we should be — while Giroud himself is understandably "anxious" about his own prospects — as he should be as well.

£25m and he is theirs that is under 30m euros so Barca saves face (they just offered 100m euros for Richarlison ffs, they have money to burn) and ffs buy Boga (he costs basically half of that £25m via the buyback clause) put the other £12.5m in the kitty to buy Josh Maja as 3rd striker in the summer done and dusted if we renew that cunt Willian at his 200K PW demand for 2 years that means we will flat out lose £75m versus selling him in 2018 £65m in lost fees (as he is worthless in summer 2022, as he turns 34 at the end of it) and an extra 10m or so quid in wages versus what we would pay a 2nd winger (not Sancho) over the next 2 years plus we get FUCKED as a 32 and 33yo Willian is going to be pure dogshit in terms of play truly at wit's end all week long the lack of LB dealings is just insane '

both of those yellows on Matic were jokes massive frauds sold by diving Shitty players

Chelsea receive five transfer offers for Tariq Lamptey as player eyes exit Chelsea youngster Tariq Lamptey could have a busy end to the transfer window with five clubs having made offers for the right-back https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-receive-five-transfer-offers-21389201

Bruno Guimaraes chooses Lyon over Atletico Madrid https://www.football-espana.net/82896/bruno-guimaraes-chooses-lyon-over-atletico-madrid https://twitter.com/OL/status/1222624479714648069

Don't let Billy Gilmour's baby face fool you... the ambitious Scottish teenager is desperate to become the world's BEST player - but he may need a loan away from Chelsea to fulfil his true potential https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7943723/Billy-Gilmour-needs-loan-away-Chelsea-fulfill-potential.html

Hertha have big ambitions they just got biggest investment deal in German football history over the summer and are committed to buying a lot of quality they also hired Jürgen Klinsmann as the new manager 2 months ago

from Milan to Berlin, sounds like a summer holiday for us!! lololol

Chelsea: Fans fume after Tammy Abraham injury news https://www.footballtransfertavern.com/premier-league/chelsea/chelsea-fans-fume-after-tammy-abraham-injury-news/

away at Shitty and then at Anfield v us (eek) are the only real chances they lose a game left in the league unless you think Arse can beat them roflmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

Matic 2nd yellow off on a red

lol it's January and the dippers have a 19 point lead joke of a league this year

Sterling always chokes v Manure

nil 2 dippers game over Ox

‘PLEASE SAY SIKE’, ‘WILL BE SO SPURSY’ – MANY TOTTENHAM FANS DISGUSTED BY TRANSFER REPORTS https://spurs.vitalfootball.co.uk/please-say-sike-will-be-so-spursy-many-tottenham-fans-disgusted-by-transfer-reports/

Shitty are hopefully going to get a European ban soon let him leave that shit cheating team needs to go down

a Manure win would not be that bad 1 keeps OGS more secure so they do not bring in a proper manager 2 increases Pep's frustration and likelihood of leaving 3 increases Villa's chance of winning in the final

Boga on a buyback

offsides

and the dippers got a pen of course