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Zero chance (good thing) on Slimani. His entourage is a nightmare and Leicester would never loan him to us anyway.

Olivier Giroud 'might refuse to turn up to Chelsea training on Friday as he struggles to force a move away from Stamford Bridge' with Lazio and Inter Milan circling the striker https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7950035/Olivier-Giroud-refuse-Chelsea-training-Friday-struggles-away.html

Meanwhile, multiple offers for the dregs Alonso (who is rapidly devaluing due to age) and Emerson, yet neither sold, no class LB brought in (multiple were available), and on top of it all, Lamps will trot out the out of position woeful (as a LB) plowhorse Azpi there game after game, turning the left side into an offensive black hole. #noclueorpuregaslighting

update Love Island's Amber Gill 'dating' England and Chelsea footballer Fikayo Tomori https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/love-islands-amber-gill-dating-21398189 Love Island winner Amber Gill has reportedly coupled up with an England footballer. It's said that the Geordie beauty, who won the show last year alongside now-ex boyfriend Greg O'Shea, has been on a string of dates with Chelsea and England footballer Fikayo Tomori. The pair had already been linked earlier this week thanks to a suggestive comment Amber left on one of his Instagram posts. But now it's said that their romance is much more than just a bit of online flirting. A source close to Amber told The Sun: "They’ve been on two dates in as many weeks in London. snip

not a done deal https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jan/30/newcastle-target-olivier-giroud-chelsea-jarrod-bowen-hull-striker-hunt

Serie A giants agree sensational £10m deal for Championship rising star https://www.teamtalk.com/news/serie-a-giants-agree-sensational-10m-deal-for-championship-rising-star-antonee-robinson AC Milan have reportedly agreed a £10m fee for Wigan Athletic rising star Antonee Robinson. The three-time Champions League winners and 18-time Serie A champions have been linked with a move for the youngster throughout the January transfer window. A new report from Sky Italia suggests that there’s been a breakthrough in negotiations for the 22-year-old left-back, who will officially seal his move from the DW Stadium to the San Siro on transfer deadline day for a fee of approximately £10m. The USA international, Milton Keynes-born, has made 30 appearances for Paul Cook’s Latics this season after signing from Everton in the summer for a fee of just £1.3m. Serie A giants Milan, who have suffered something of a fallow period in recent years, are eighth in the table and look set to miss out on the Champions League qualification again this season. Following the success of Dan James at Manchester United and several former loanees making the step-up at Chelsea, there are suggestions that Milan scouts are regularly watching Championship teams in a bid to unearth the next young available talents, with the move for Robinson appearing to confirm their shift in strategy. He’s likely to come in and replace Ricardo Rodriguez, who has just left for Eredivisie side PSV Eindhoven, in Milan’s squad. Theo Hernandez, who has scored six goals from defence this season, will likely remain the first-choice option with Robinson set to be his understudy going forward. snip

Jadon Sancho warned over Borussia Dortmund conduct amid Premier League transfer links The England star has been tipped to head home to the Premier League in the summer, but he has been told to keep his Dortmund conduct in check before he does https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jadon-sancho-warned-over-borussia-21397902

Jerome Boateng was embroiled in a training-ground bust-up with Leon Goretzka Boateng slapped Goretzka in the face after he kicked him off the ball in training Boateng has been told he 'will not be allowed' to leave in the January window https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7947111/PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-Bayern-stars-fight-training-Leon-Goretzka-SLAPPED-Jerome-Boateng.html

we lost Lamptey great window

too late

Cavani is not dross. We also did not do jack fucking shit at LB. We miss out on CL and the all-round fallout will pale in comparison to what coughing up an extra 5m or so on Cavani to ram it through would have cost. The lack of movement at LB is goddamn CRIMINAL given the great options out there NOW, in January, and the in-demand status for the two plonkers we have now. So sick of excuses made by some for this thoroughly cuntish SIBNEFT mafia board. The club (other than commercially and then the mercenary loan programme) is run for shit. If we had not gotten lucky with the academy, the future qould be truly dire, it is utter delusion to think otherwise. Hundreds of millions shit away in a myriad number of ways, plus, surely no new stadium, as the permits soon expire.

Great signing.

'Statement of intent': Bristol City fans react to links with Chelsea defender Ethan Ampadu Bristol City have registered a late interest in the RB Leipzig loanee and are also set to recall defender Zak Vyner as they look for defensive reinforcements https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/statement-intent-bristol-city-fans-3794246

Granovskaia ‘chaotic relationship’ with Conte holding back specific Chelsea exit happening this month https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Article/Transferts-olivier-giroud-chelsea-toujours-pas-engage-avec-l-inter-milan-l-inquietude-grandit/1104204

he was my father's mate for decades, clever clogs old fool I SO wanted to say I may not be a gynaecologist but I know a cunt when I see one but I was a good girl, lolol

Chelsea struck £40m-per-season Three deal in-house https://www.sportbusiness.com/news/chelsea-made-40m-per-season-three-deal-in-house/

and asking me (because...... lesbian, sigh) if a tee shirt like this (I never saw it) is oki to buy his lesbi teen babysitter as a prezzie true story!!!!! he thought it would be 'cute'

I would rather (maybe) have Calvert-Lewin off that team, but I deffo rate Richarlison, It is just he will cost at least £80-90m or so. Finally, and the only other Toffee I would want, is LB Lucas Digne. Those 3 on Chels would be a MASSIVE upgrade

yep what are the odds Matic would be clearly best player on the pitch, lololol he was immense so bizarre they are as utterly unpredictable as us

£8.5m release clause available to clubs outside of Italy for the first 10 days of January 2020 transfer window

yes, now especially but it is not happening why would we go after an injured player who doesn't want to leave?

I vote the return of he only turned 30yo a few months back, lolol spring chicken compared to Pedro, Willian, Mertens, Cavani