Vesper

he is perhaps perma damaged to a huge extent since his Achilles blowout over 2 years ago: 42 games 2300 minutes one goal one assist has looked pure shit

Yes, they have the least professional squad in the EPL horrid mentalities abound even though one left (bobblehead) but Lucas Torreira and Guendouzi (although he is close to moving on a perm to Marseille) come back from loans so the cunt quotient will on net explode again these are all moody twats Bernd Leno Gabriel Héctor Bellerín Cédric Soares Granit Xhaka Dani Ceballos (likely gone) Gabriel Martinelli (moody AF lately, not happy to be semi frozen out) Willian Reiss Nelson Alexandre Lacazette Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang then the ones on loan (some may be gone) Mattéo Guendouzi Konstantinos Mavropanos Sead Kolasinac Lucas Torreira then these three, who are not poison, but quite likely will not be happy to be back William Saliba (nothing personal, as in his bad disposition per se, but he hates Arteta because of the way Arteta treated him, so discord there) Ainsley Maitland-Niles (I cannot see him happy to be back) Joe Willock (I cannot see him happy to be back) they did get rid of these troublemakers Mesut Özil Sokratis Papastathopoulos Shkodran Mustafi David Luiz

Lukaku's first touch is massively improved. I saw about 20 if his games this season. You simply cannot claim it is not vastly improved. There are other reasons to say no to a buy, but that is not one IMHO.

Yes, only Manure.

fuck those dotish twats they sound like bloody politicians ‘particularly attentive’ to 🤣

Sarri house hunting in Rome

He is still playing for Russia at soon 38yo. Watching him now.

It was the fucking septics putting pressure on us to block his renewal. The yanks put him on a global list of major Putin allies to be banned and hounded as much as possible. The 'Murican press is obsessed with him as he is so famous for owning Chelsea and then all his (ironically) charity, art, and fighting anti-Semitism stuffs. I got into huge online brawls in a huge Democratic yank political chatboard, as in the football section I mentioned I was a lifelong Chels girl. Holy fuck did the reactionary anti-Russian crew go full blast in me. A mixture of yanks and Brits and some Canucks with a smidge of other euros. This one fucking bellend is a halfie yank/ woolly back scouser from the Wirral. Massive Pool cunt and even larger Russian hater (even before Trump and all that). He had a massive go at me, accused me of being a paid Russian online activist (I asked him where is my cheque, lol) and a TRAITOR. WTF! I was almost booted from the board, as an admin told me that cunt was going crazy for days PMing owners and all the admins to ban me, all over a fucking football team I love and was born and grew up around a mile or so from. He was far from the only hostile one either, just the most aggressive. Fucking madness.

Yes, correct.

Physical plant expenditures on a new stadium are off balance sheet for the club in terms of net profit/loss calculations. If Roman funds it, then there is nothing but upside long term. It is vital we build it, including it's pulling power psychologically during recruitment in the transfer market.

I so wish Mendy was the French keeper!!! on so many levels he is far better than Lloris is now, and we would not lose him for a month to that damn AFCON dross

the way I see it, he needs to have a big Euro and Lewandowski needs to not star fucking sucks that Lewa got robbed via it not being awarded last year, as that would take away some voter's rationale to do a 'make up' vote

the buzz is that Kante may win the Ballon d'Or!!!! make it so!!!!

Bayern Munich star Robert Lewandowski speaks out on his future amid Chelsea transfer speculation https://metro.co.uk/2021/05/31/robert-lewandowski-speaks-out-on-bayern-munich-future-amid-Chelsea-transfer-speculation-14679244/ Robert Lewandowski has refused to rule out a move away from Bayern Munich this summer, admitting he’s ‘open minded’ about the future and keen to experience ‘new cultures’. The 32-year-old had yet another phenomenal season in front of goal for Bayern, netting 41 times in 29 appearances to break Gerd Muller’s 49-year-old Bundesliga scoring record for a single campaign in the German top flight. However, there has been speculation surrounding Lewandowski’s future with Chelsea, Barcelona and Real Madrid all said to be weighing up big-money moves for the Poland sensation, despite the fact he still has two years remaining on his current deal at the Allianz Arena. A recent report from Sky Sport Germany suggested Chelsea had already opened talks over a possible deal for Lewandowski as Thomas Tuchel looks to strengthen his Champions League-winning squad with the addition of a top-class centre-forward. And while Bayern are insistent Lewandowski will be going nowhere during the close season, the striker did little to dampen speculation that he could be set to switch clubs during an interview with Canal+ on Sunday. ‘I remain open minded. I feel very good at Bayern, the city is superb, it’s a great club,’ he told the French TV channel. ‘I am always curious to learn a new language, a new culture. But whether it will be in football or after my career, even I don’t know.’ Lewandowski broke Muller’s long-standing Bundesliga record in the last minute of Bayern’s final match against Augsburg and the forward even surprised himself with his incredible feat, especially as he was sidelined for most of April. ‘I am not obsessed with records. When I take on new challenges, I try to do what no one has ever done because it pushes me to move forward,’ the Poland international added. ‘For me if you do something you love, you can achieve goals you thought were impossible. ‘To be honest, I thought no player could come close to that record, especially since I didn’t play for several matches. I was injured for part of the season.

5696 minutes 39 goals 14 assists (10 were in 2018-19, under Sarri) 53 total goals produced or one every 107.5 minutes (so one goal produced per every 1.19 games) a goal scored every 146 minutes super rate of return

De Bruyne had been out of form (for him) for a few weeks overall Stones is simply not better than Laporte, it isn't close IMHO Citeh left backs are true shit Pep so fucked up not starting Fernandinho (or Rodri), as it cascade-affected Gündoğan, it kept him from making his deep surging runs Sterling has been dreggy for months, many months Foden was a wee bit hit with nerves I think Marhez was shut down as well Bernardo was meh, below his normal a LOT of that was due to our insane defensive masterclass

roflmao

hopefully this motivates him to finally do the new stadium 4 things left on my bucket list for Chels in order of their happening possibly (should be) 1. Win the Super Cup for Roman this August. 2. Finally win our first FIFA World Club Championship this December. 3. Have a Chels player win the Ballon d'Or whilst a Chels player (Kante has a great shot this year!) 4. Build this:

Pep would NEVER sell us Laporte Varane, yes, absolutely, if we fail on Bastoni (I think we have no shot at Marquinhos, and Pep wants Bastoni so so bad, he likely will toss Laporte in on a swap + cash deal, which I think is stupid, as in theory, I think Laporte is still superb,, and they would have 3 of the top 6, 7, or 8 CBs on the planet of they bring in Bastoni and keep Laporte) My top 10 CB's atm (not for targets, but overall) Rúben Dias Virgil van Dijk (unless his knee is perma-fucked) Alessandro Bastoni Matthijs de Ligt Marquinhos Raphaël Varane Aymeric Laporte José María Giménez Kalidou Koulibaly Milan Skriniar Thomas Strakosha https://thelaziali.com/2021/05/14/strakosha-will-start-one-more-game-for-lazio-ahead-of-probable-summer-move/

he is the biggest cunt, agent wise, in football history a real pig-fucker of a human he would make a great Tory

I do not see Tuchel letting Jorginho go, unless you hand him a Manuel Locatelli, Rúben Neves, Ismaël Bennacer, Bruno Guimarães, or Marcelo Brozovic type deep holder/regista (all of those would be an upgrade btw) who can soak up massive pressure (which Jorginho is sometimes insanely good at, but FAR too often fucks up and does something maddeningly stupid) or Rice, which at £80 to 90m, is not happening maybe Kalvin Phillips or Douglas Luiz, but good luck getting them for fair value, Leeds and Villa have ZERO reason to sell outside shot is that Tuchel sees Julian Weigl as a Jorginho replacement

he cannot be our keeper for a month when Mendy goes to AFCON hell NO we should buy Sam Johnstone West Brom will come down from that £20m they told Manure they are fucked financially now that they are relegated and Gallagher and Ainsley Maitland-Niles are gone Matheus Pereira is their only other player worth anything much Karlan Grant and Grady Diangana were huge, disastrous busts (almost £30m down the shitter, which is around 40% of what their entire side is worth now)

we all are just pure guessing hopefully educated guesses, but guessing nonetheless

Absolute wild card CF (if we shit the bed on all the big names) today (it is June 1st now here) is his 24th B-day Youssef En-Nesyri Big, pace and stamina are both high, scored 24 goals for Sevilla in less than 3000 minutes, plus 2 for Morocco 20 goals in the last 5 months or so of the season including 2 league hat tricks, and a brace v Dortmund in the CL MONSTER in the air