DYC.

Brilliant counter-attack for the goal. What's up with Costa? Seems to lack confidence, really blacked out for what should've been a goal after the Hazard pass. Pretty sure we'll see another goal scored in the 2nd half, which should seal up the win.

I like you, WHS (don't get any ideas).

I approve. True. I feel for the guy if he didn't know, but the guy is an idiot. Why would a married public figure pick up young girls at clubs? There are more discrete and clever ways a man like him can fulfil his selfish needs in secret. Now his reputation is ruined and his marriage is probably over. How do you prove he knew or didn't know she was 14 anyway?

You 'saw' these girls lurking around schools?

I'm more the 'wam, bam, thank you ma'am' type. Very romantic, I know.

Too small of a sample. It was like 30-35 min and playing with a 2-0 advantage (like you already said, the first half was poor). It's a different thing from the start at 0-0.

The Arsenal part made me smile but this post is flawed. Is there such a thing as great foreplay (with nothing happening at the end)?

That comparison makes no sense, and I see it all the time. That's like saying do you prefer a girl you find attractive or a girl you don't find attractive. It's either entertaining win vs boring win, or entertaining loss vs boring loss. What is considered entertaining is subjective. But quality is quality though. In basic terms, poor/good/fantastic defensive football and poor/good/fantastic attacking football. For example, I did not enjoy watching Mourinho's 09/10 Inter but I did think they were fantastic team. They did not just win, they won convincingly. But you can also win in an unimpressive manner. Man Utd in 12/13 springs to mind. And Utd are currently the 4th best team in the league, but I find them average. Yet they get the results. I think this Chelsea side can do better. But they might need more time.

https://vine.co/v/O0BIXrVWmPD I'm sorry, but you can't ignore this. These are some stone cold facts. Obviously, this proves John Terry is a racist!

Can't keep my eyes of Eva's behind. So much booty on such a little woman. And Steve agrees.

I think so. I have seen him doing it for them. He played with a partner at Atletico, which meant at least one player was always in a central position. He's definitely not useless in wide positions, but I just feel he gets himself into trouble a lot of times. And no one moves into his position or moves into the box when he's not there.

Would you agree he drifts out wide too much? Too much meaning more than he should. He lacks the ability to really provide when he receives the ball in such positions I think Costa will always cause some murmurs, some real complaints even. He's the type of striker that's very depedent on (the right) service. But he will deliver when he receives it.

Defending deep. That's when he feels at home. Good game. Still prefer continuing with Zouma at the back. Cahill can do a job but Chels needs better.

Haha, shots fired.

Weird to see a cup lifted without Lampard. Anyway, nice to win the cup. Now it's time to win the league. To lose the title now would be disastrous. But I have faith it will be won.

His shot was going off target. It hit Walker and went in.

Who's the girl next to Abramovich?

I know what you mean, it's been rather bland. I think it's the lack of drama. The boys at the back have done well today. Last-ditch defending, the way they prefer it.

Don't wory, Laylabelle. Even though I dreaded the quality of the football before the game, I did not fear Tottenham the slightest bit. They won the last time, no way that's happening again.

My bad. But even better.

Levy! Haha. Still haven't forgotten about Modric. Another failure in your reign. But you're used to it anyway.

Well this game is in the bag. Next match Southampton? They've lost two games in a row if I'm correct. Should win that game.

It's been good knowing ya, kid.

Haha. You won't hear me say Fabregas has been great in the big games this season, but no one can dominate a midfield with Zouma and Ramires. Single players don't dominate midfields. Laudrup, Redondo, Scholes.. no one. You can't dominate midfields playing defensive football either. You actually need the ball to dominate. That said, and I've said this since the beginning of the season, Fabregas is not that type of midfielder. It's not his game. He'll rather hurt you with moments of brilliance.

Let's not give Tottenham too much credit. They're poor as well.