Naked Mole Rat

Excellent point. Footballers nowadays are just pathetic. Thank god for Wenger and his players for not giving into such evil and sticking to their marvelous philosophy, though. They have been very consistent with their philosophy over the past few years. Haven't won anything for 7 years now, eh? My word, football would be nothing without those heroes.

Mata and Hazard are just trophy whores. Giroud knows that winning isn't the most important thing in football because he plays football with passion.

High school & uni course registration: DONE! Looking forward to my visit to Korea in a couple weeks as well.

Nah. Can I actually have it changed, though? I wasn't joking or anything, I swear. Thanks.

Andrea Pirlo says he went for the chip in the shootout to put pressure on the England side, and Ashley Young missed his take right after Pirlo's. My god... What a boss.

Why are we losing our shit over Malouda's crap performance for France?

Pretty tired. I can feel my fingers twitch, but for some reason, I can't sleep, and it's 3 a.m. Well, fuck.

No need. Slit eyes for the win.

I just realized how appalling my username is. Can I change it to "Naked Mole Rat", please? Thank you.

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Rangers. I can't say I like Rangers since they're part of that silly little feud, and being a secularist, people fighting over religion is something I can't stand. But the Celtic fans, from my experience, are one of the least likable bunches in football (along with Liverpool, QPR and Benfica fans).

If it's going to be a Chelsea player, it has to be Cech, and he really does deserve a shout, but unfortunately, he's a goalkeeper. My guess is Messi.

Yes! Just won a game in solitaire in like 15 tries. I'm very proud of myself even though I'm now basically fucked for my biology exam, which is in about five hours.

What. No. Why do you have to do this to me?

Uh, what?

24m would be a great offer for Torres, but I don't like the timing of it. We've already made quite a few changes for next season and will probably continue to make more changes in other areas of the team, and I don't feel we should make too many changes over such a short period of time. Besides, Torres hasn't looked this sharp in the past one and a half seasons he's been with us. Even though he seems totally out of sync with the rest of the team (Spain), you can tell he's a much better player than he was with us when he was complaining about our midfield. He's making better runs, and he strikes the ball with more confidence now. In a way that's assuring, but at the same time, I'm afraid he'll quickly fall out of favour with del Bosque because obviously he's not the kind of man suited to tiki taka (Pass him the fucking ball please already, no one likes to see Iniesta and Xavi fiddling with balls between themselves all day long). That's too bad because I felt how Torres did in Euro would be decisive in whether he'd do well for us next season. Hopefully, he won't be affected too much.

Wall, man, wall. OR

Not many. I only missed 12 games in the Champions League and a little over 80% of our league games and cup matches. Incredible dedication, I know.

You mean one of our players is responsible for fucking Spurs up big time? How flattering!

Please make it happen.

It makes perfect sense. How well a player plays often depends on who he's playing with (ex: Torres, Cahill). Plus, Newcastle over-performed last season. Many of their players probably played much better than their individual abilities would normally allow them to, and Cabaye might be one of them.

Was it really us? We fucked Spurs up? Feels good.

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I'm having chest pain for no apparent reason, though I suspect it's an STD since one of my friends also complained about the same thing today. It feels like there's a huge lump in my chest, and it hurts a lot when I swallow. Anyway, I got to miss the afternoon classes, so I guess I'm not doing that bad.