Iggy Doonican

Someone described Chelsea managers as golden donkeys. Yes you'll be extremely well paid but will have to toe the hierarchy line and will have little or zero influence on most club matters.

January.

Imagine we don't it isn't hard to do. Imagine Chelsea fans stopped moaning and supported the club they say they support. You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one ?.

Well it's two competitions really the league and the champions league. The Carling Cup there will be wholesale changes and the January window will be open when the FA cup starts.

What about him ?

Idle speculation. You can't force someone to join another club so it appeases the fans.

Just read a bit of Kenedy's apology to China it says '' Dear Chinese people I am very solly for what I said very solly if I found a chink in your armour. I'm now going to watch my all time favourite sketch.

It isn't and don't call me Shirley (sorry couldn't resist.)

When England played Germany as the national anthems were played they got to Drinkwater and all you could hear in the pub was '' Who the fuck is that?''. The sort of uninspiring cloggers English football always produces.

If you have Siri on your Iphone say this Queen lyric. Sounds like Miss Miller. I'm just a poor assistant well Freddie did used to work on a market stall

There used to be a group called Was not Was when I see your posts I keep thinking it's (The) Wez not Wiz

You took the words out of my mouth. Squad is looking paper thin and with Pedro (presumably ) and Hazard missing the start of the season it's getting a bit concerning.

You're not asking for much are you mate for fuck sake we are the champions of England. Just makes me laugh how some fans are so ungrateful and spoilt all you have ever known is success.

Which he did. Such a weird statement to make.

Mamma Mia !.

If a boxer, darts player etc doesn't do what he does day in day out for two months of course he (or she) will not be as sharp as they were it's where the phrase ring rusty comes from. Pre season are just glorified kick abouts it's just everything is over analysed these days I bet no one was picking the bones out of the Fulham friendly.

Man City will always be Pepsi compared to Man United's Coca Cola. They used to come to Chelsea back in the day about 500 strong while I was at Maine Road twice in the 80's where we brought 9,000 and both games were in the old second division.

What Schumacher did was assault plain and simple if that happened today he would at the very least face a massive ban from the game.Battiston lost a load of teeth after the challenge. This by Ben Thatcher again is assault. (Big crowds Man City were getting pre investment)

This is ten times worse than today's incident but there are similarities.

Well they say honesty is the best policy.

The pitch is diabolical and I can't believe how much Matthew Upson sounds like Gareth Southgate such low pitched droney voice.

It doesn't matter who the teams are you don't wear another club's top while you're still playing for your parent club.

Julian Assange

I think it's fair to say this geezer won't be playing. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/chelseas-longest-serving-player-matej-10828294

Not really West Ham fans gave Paul Ince loads of abuse for wearing a Man United top while he was still a West Ham player. It's low and it's a kick in the nuts to the fans who have shown loyalty give a bit back don't rub our noses in it. Gordon Durie said he wanted to back up north (he was Scottish) and so he joined Tottenham the bastard. I've seen some ex Chelsea players get some abuse but nothing as bad as Durie got and deservedly so.