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You dont think there was some of that going on for the first 4 months of this year?

Isco left out again https://www.marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2018/12/23/5c1ebf65ca47412f0e8b45f5.html

Nabil Fekir has been offered to Real Madrid https://www.marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2018/12/24/5c1ffb9e22601d62798b457b.html

He really was a big UNIT.

With Matt Law SEEMINGLY in the know normally about our business it upsets me that these 2 are the only serious links we have for incoming. Tho they would both help us alot IMHO of course. Chelsea hold talks with AC Milan and Juventus over Gonzalo Higuain move Chelsea are looking at a range of options to strengthen their attack in January, including Gonzalo Higuain and Nabil Fekir, as Alvaro Morata’s Stamford Bridge future looks increasingly bleak. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/12/22/chelsea-hold-talks-withac-milan-juventus-overgonzalo-higuain/

Chelsea transfer news: Eden Hazard 'agrees' Real Madrid move - teammate revelation CHELSEA players think Eden Hazard has agreed a deal to join Real Madrid. That is according to transfer guru Ian McGarry. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1063301/Chelsea-transfer-news-Eden-Hazard-Real-Madrid

Oldie but goodie What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick alota puss!

Merry Xmas eve Mrs

Being a relative late commer to TC and having looked back at some of the banter theres been I would have loved to have been here for those times. ALL of it TO ME seemed very harmless and some taken more serious than I'm sure it was meant, but sometimes sarcasm and banter doesn't transfer well into text only. We don't have the benefit of facial expressions or voice changes. Think thats why Emojis were developed. I think having some of these guys back would be great. In no way am I telling peeps what to do as its nowt to do with me but as an idea why dont you guys who were around back when just drop them a Msg or Email telling them to get their arse back here. I was only away a few weeks and I got 8. I know there must be a facility for Admin to send out blanket Emails. Just send one wishing everyone a Happy New Year or summet. Tell them they are missed and TC is still alive and kicking. I would love to see this place jumping. Love and Peace TC

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night. The farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says, "Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels down to her crotch, and he says, "Mother, if this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens." His wife then reaches over and grabs his penis. "Father, if this could stay hard, we could get rid of your brother. A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out an outrageous yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "he keeps waking me up!" Even without having had children I could just imagine this scene happening Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her reception class pupils put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet. He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.' She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so? ' like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they got the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear 'em.' Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?' He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.' She will be eligible for parole in three years. A cowboy in Texas got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy said, "Having some problem with Circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies." So the cowboy says, "Well, Circle flies are common on ranches. See, they're called Circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says, "ARE YOU CALLIN' ME A HORSES'S ASS?" The cowboy says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass." The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

LOL She sounds like me. I get one and I dont stop till I sort it. Problem Is I get one and find out Ive already watched him sort it. Some of them bloody things are dear too. I first got into it after getting a puzzle lock box on holiday in India/ Only had 6 locks but it hooked me. Love em.

I do still have faith in Sarri. And I understand totally what you're getting at but the main thing that I dont understand is we have seen the lads do some excellent DIRECT go for goal football. We kept it tight,fast,found the gaps,mmoved off the ball. And scored. WHY OH WHY cant they remember how they did it the week before. Its like they've been given a puzzle, worked i out but cant remember how the did it. Off topic but speaking of puzzles Ive been following this guy doing them. Hes pretty good. I love these things. Keeps the mind active.

Must have bud. He turned Spuds down

Wondering whether to run,pass or shoot! Normally he interprets the msg back from his brain wrongly. Its like his brain operates under a different language!

I prefer CoCo Pops. Great face Like an old Av i used on Youtube

I know they are on the dodgy side after his op and the PL is shall I say a more contact game than Ligue 1 but hes only had the 1 problem since and I think hes worth the risk Yes I prefer if we got Isco as he could also cover for Eden, In A Uj world I'd do everything possible including blackmail,witchcraft and voodoo to sign them both.

Shoulda done this months ago for 2 strikers! Maurizio Sarri contemplates bringing in psychologist to get Chelsea back on track Chelsea suffered a second defeat in four games and fell 11 points behind leaders Liverpool with defeat to Leicester on Saturday https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/maurizio-sarri-contemplates-bringing-psychologist-13772867

An agent appointed by Chelsea contacted Nabil Fekir's entourage https://www.90min.com/posts/6253183-chelsea-enlist-super-agent-to-negotiate-deal-for-lyon-forward-nabil-fekir Israeli super-agent Pini Zahavi, commissioned by Chelsea, made contact with the captain's entourage

Oh great now I'll be thinking of Carrot Top whenever I hear it! Cheers MATE!!

Hes always got his restraunt with his best mate.

I dont understand what Luiz's problem is. He keeps going on about his love for us which I kinda believe. But he knows as well as everyone our contract situation. IF he was secure in himself he would accept the year and make sure he stayed at the level where we need him to be. As long as he was playing at or near his best I'm sure he would get it renewed/ What stronger incentive does he need. If he was given 2/3 years and didn't stat on form we could still be getting shot of him after a year.

Hope you're wrong Mrs. Still befuddles me why she held out for another £5mill for him. Completely daft. Now who wants him?

Thats right as I stated. But shows that he isn't always the guy we want him to be. Yes as I say over and over we need upgrades and the guys need to get their heads sorted. Yes hes got god G & A's but just imagine what they would be like if he was on game more. I'm not slaughtering him mate. I love the guy. And its all the guys that upset me. I'm just saying as our best player and one so highly regarded by everyone I think he could do even better when the others need someone to lead them. If I didn't care about him I wouldn't say owt like I dont about Alonso.

Don't see why. It's not like we still haven't stepped up for players. Went in strong for Harri