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Chelsea transfer news: Maurizio Sarri lines up move for PSV star Hirving Lozano https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1064319/Chelsea-transfer-news-Maurizio-Sarri-PSV-Hirving-Lozano

Really thought this would be a fun thread! Oh well I'll carry on, Lots of beer not around now than when I started out. (probably for the best as alot was like cats piss) But I was a cucky lad and went out with the daughter of a pub owner when I was 14 and as my uncle took me in with him they assumed I was of age. But seemed easier to get served under age back when. I started out drinking mild and bitter. Then went to Manns brown and Barley wine. Very nice actually. But you dont see these around now eh lads! Wont say lasses as I can't imagine them drinking them. Only good thing Party 7s and Party 4s was for taking to partys Really was gnasts piss

I'm the same at getting wasted. Comes natural to me. I normakll come nowhere near the comp on a sesh but sometimes ........... Its now 6:30 I shall try to close my wired eyes! Night Mrs!

Ok Thats 1 tho, I understand maybe getting the experience in Europe is good and I can see experience in a harder physically in the Championship CAN also be good. But when we as a supposed top club with potentially good youth send them anywhere they just don't seem to do good IN GENERAL.

OInly see the last 10 or so posts in a profile

Well we got so many posts I cant read them all

And me! Totally unballanced at the mo!

Like I asked you somewhere else on here I don't know why our youth loanees dont work out. I'm all for bringing them in for backup experience but after theyve had regular playing time to come back to a bench I think they get demoralized.

Cheeky cunt! What a asinine remark! =D Chelsea star Willian makes demand to Eden Hazard after match-winning display vs Watford https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/750172/Chelsea-star-Willian-makes-demand-to-Eden-Hazard-after-match-winning-display-vs-Watford CHELSEA star Willian has challenged Eden Hazard to score even more goals after his match-winning performance against Watford.

And none of the lads showed up.

It was a choice of the players we currently had mate. Not my 1st choice neither but worth a punt over our 2.

Well you know my thoughts. Its sad but I just donr see it tho.. As I put earlier him and his Mrs gets treated like royalty in Italy. They love being the center of attention, And thats what he thrives on. The only way we could tempt him is if we sent Eden and Sarri out to see them and said they would be bigger than copper knob and Meghan and needed him to team up with Eden. We have to go into this market not worried about saving a £million here and there. Have a big old wedge and make it snow!

Why Bats?? Whats he done so good ffs? He is another failed loanee being sent home with his tail between his legs. If anyone I'd give Tammy a shot.

So you knew how the Shitty game would turn out? You have to pick me out some lottery numbers then cause I thought we were fucked!

Nah!! Shes off he fuckin nut!

Eden Hazard to keep Chelsea guessing as he waits on Real Madrid https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/12/27/eden-hazard-keep-chelsea-guessing-waits-real-madrid/ Eden Hazard is prepared to keep Chelsea sweating on his future until the summer as he waits to find out if Real Madrid will make him their number one transfer target. And Hazard has put pressure on Chelsea to solve their striker crisis in the January transfer window by revealing he does not want to become a permanent false nine. Chelsea are looking at a range of options and have been working on a potential deal in which they take over Gonzalo Higuain’s loan from Juventus and Alvaro Morata moves to AC Milan on a temporary basis. Hazard became Chelsea’s latest centurion with two goals in the victory against Watford, which meant he has netted three times in four games since being asked to play as a false nine while Morata has been missing. The Belgian raised hopes among Chelsea fans that he is ready to sign a new contract by declaring that he wants to become a club legend “like Lampard, Terry and Drogba” immediately after the Vicarage Road win. But asked later whether that meant he is now preparing to commit his long-term future to Chelsea, Hazard replied: “I am just focussed on the pitch. I will see at the end of the season.” With a new deal worth well over £300,000-a-week on the table, Chelsea will push Hazard to make a decision sooner than the summer, when he will only have 12 months remaining on his contract. The 27-year-old’s advisors were in London earlier this month, but Chelsea know that their best chance of keeping Hazard past this season is to hope Real prioritise one of their other big-money targets. Other than Hazard, Real are also interested in Paris Saint-Germain pair Neymar and Kylian Mbappe but neither of those players are close to the end of their contracts. Hazard has given mixed messages over his future both inside and outside Chelsea. He excited backroom staff recently by suggesting he was preparing to stay, but he has never communicated that officially to the club. What happens in the January transfer window could play a major part in whether or not Chelsea can convince Hazard to give up on his dream of playing for Real. Hazard has reaffirmed the fact that he does not believe the false nine through the middle is his best position and wants to move back out to the left. He could get his wish at the weekend if injuries to Pedro and Callum Hudson-Odoi leave Sarri with no option but to bring in striker Olivier Grioud. But Hazard may have to wait to see if Chelsea can sign Higuain, or another striker, before being sure of where he will play the majority of the second half of the season. Asked whether he gets more chances to score playing through the middle, Hazard replied: “Yeah, but my position is winger. I feel better as a winger, but I have played well as a striker against Watford and Brighton. I did well as a striker, so the manager chooses where to put me on the pitch and then I try to do my best.” Hazard’s recent switch into the middle has drawn comparisons with his Belgian compatriot Dries Mertens, who was successfully converted by Chelsea head coach Maurizio Sarri while he was in charge of Napoli. But Hazard made it clear he has no intention of making a permanent position change by insisting Mertens is more suited to the role than him. “Dries is more of a striker than me,” said Hazard. “I am more like a playmaker. Since I started football I like to come, touch the ball. Dries is not like this, he just wants to stay in the box. That’s why he scores a lot of goals. We are different, but yeah I know with Sarri he likes to change some positions sometimes.” It was also revealing that Hazard disagreed with one journalist who suggested his goals through the middle could help him eclipse the 2014/15 season, when he was voted Player of the Year. Hazard, who finished that season with 19 goals for Chelsea and already has 12 this term, said: “I score more goals, but I don’t feel I play better. I just score more goals.” Sarri even opted to keep Hazard through the middle against Watford when Pedro was forced off with a hamstring injury, instead sending on 18-year-old winger Hudson-Odoi. But Hudson-Odoi also suffered a similar injury problem, which gives Sarri a headache ahead of selecting his team for Sunday’s trip to Crystal Palace. Ruben Loftus-Cheek missed the trip to Vicarage Road, but could replace Pedro if he is fit enough otherwise Sarri may have to bring in Giroud and restore Hazard to the left with Willian on the right. Other than Higuain, Chelsea have considered Nabil Fekir, Callum Wilson, who Bournemouth are determined to keep, and Jamie Vardy as January targets.

Really do hate Scosers! Hate their accents too. ALMOST as bad as a Brummie one. Victimpool and Shitty well both Manc clubs have always had the media stuck up their arses! Always been the same. Even when we were winning everything in sight you still felt this underlying thing of the media just waiting for us to fuck up and jump on us. We beat Shitty and I read headlines saying they were unlucky and hardly mentioning us in the write up. Mou mighta been a bit para and bonkers trying to do what Fergie did and make it a us Vs the world but hee never had to work hard to get the media to do it. Its hard to even think it but might prefer the Scouse gits to beat the north Londoners.

You would think that a good DOF would have already touched base with our targets, come to agreements and just waiting for the market to open like we did when Diego and Cescy came - And the wee baldy man! Ohhh wait! We don;t have a bloody DOF!!! Bugga!

Mate its reading reports like this that just makes you happy to what we are doing right now and that it can work. And that the board needs to fully commit to Sarri http://global.espn.com/football/english-premier-league/23/blog/post/3724976/why-the-premier-league-should-be-afraid-of-sarri-ball-once-chelsea-master-it

Tho I admit I've never been RLCs biggest fan he plays better in front 3 than in CM. I don't know how you can say our win v Shitty was flukey bud. That 2nd half we did everything right. Peeps moan about the sideways/back passes but it worked against them perfect. Brought them out, got them frustrated. And we really zipped in quick when we saw the gaps open. Made me shout at the telly! And how they just ruled the middle 1/3 of the pitch, stayed tight, wee baldy man close to Jorgi to help him out and press forward. Thought we were great.

Stick RLC as striker or leave Eden and put RLC RW

Well we woill be without both him and Pedro now I would think playing a team that beat Shitty 5 days ago at theirs and put 3 past them.

Hum Hum! @Vesper @Laylabelle

And great year the one before that. We got into the barket quick and knew what we wanted. Came out with Diego,Cescy,Filipe Luis,Remy,Pasalic and Drogs on the Free. Lets hope we have a great winter and summer coming up.

Maybe its because Dortmund are after the CHO swap? Might be good tho if we stick in the buy back clause.