CurlyHairLikeLuiz

^^^This. If anything we need him for relief, for either Fab or Matic, as currently they're simply too tired after the fixture congestion.

Bring back Kalas, sell Cahill, and buy a good defender off the market. I don't trust Cahill with the armband, the defense, nothing. He is nothing without Terry and Matic, and it shows. Maybe a nice little bid for Tyrone Mings? We should offer Terry a 2 year contract with an option to go into a non player club role thereafter, and of course, extension options. That should see us out for this Chelsea era. Finally, even though Terry is exceptional for his age, he cannot do 4 in 11 at 34, it's simply not possible, and neither should we expect him to, but currently we have no further options other than either Zouma and Cahill, which frankly scares me in the PL, and Iva and Cahill, which I think would make me have a minor stroke.

Personally, my lineup for the immediate future: (after Watford) Cech Azpi Zouma JT Luis Matic Cesc Salah Oscar Hazard Costa Bench: Courtois, Remy (who should replace #10 or winger) Drogba, Willian, Ivanovic, Mikel, Cahill. Although personally if I was in Mou's shoes I would recall Betrand and sell off/loan out Ivanovic. We simply can't get away with him anymore.

Oh and hand the shirt back to Cech.

Mourinho looks like he wants to explode with rage. Salah should definitely start more often, I think he's better than the other RWs. Finally, Oscar had a bad game, got rolled over. Ramires is fucking useless, I have no idea why so many of you rate him. Finally, ZOUMA FOR CAHILL, and Azpilicueta on the right. Ivan deserves to be benched indefinitely.

Chelsea got Kaned. I'll see myself out.

JOHN TERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

In the state our defence is right now I think I would have a fucking seizure if Ivan was placed as CB

SAVE US HAZARD

Quickly, we need to bring back Rafa, make Torres captain after bidding £200m for him, and put Mikel in goal.

And maybe even Cech on for Courtois.

No, Cesc up to #10, rambo for oscar and in pivot.

I imagine Mou is going ape shit Luis and Zouma on as a half time sub please, and maybe even Remy on for Willian

This isn't happening to us...This isn't happening to us... THIS ISN'T HAPPENING TO US SAVE US HAZAAAAAAAARD D:

Tbh he was always too good to go to the US at this point in his career. Then again I always thought he'd retire in a league like Serie A rather than MLS, so what do I know...

NYCFC was never his parent club, he went to City on a short term transfer, not a loan, and that's how City rammed it throught the Premier League board.

He isn't shit, last season he was good, and also having a left footed winger on the right would be incredibly helpful, especially if Mou undoubtably plays Ivan which makes up for the width loss, considering he acts like a winger anyway. He's no worse than Schurrle and a completely different breed to Willian, who is more like a defensive winger.

Tibo Luis Cahill JT Dave Cesc - Matic Salah Oscar Hazard Remy or Costa Salah needs to have a go, he surely can't do any worse than our other 2 wingers, no matter what you all say.

Better thrash them at the Bridge then... if Frank scores the winner I think the stands will revolt.

Reopen the Lampard thread then.

Frank Lampard, MCFC legend... Fucking hell.

Absolutely should not sell.

Reus doesn't want to be a bench warmer, and will not be, which means in a 4-4-2 which RM play, there are 2 options, and that is either sell Bale back to the Prem, or bench Bale (fat chance) and put Reus there, unless they bench Benzema and play Ronaldo as a sole striker in a 4-2-3-1. He won't got to Real Madrid, maybe Atletico, not Barca because they're banned, otherwise Bayern or Chelsea/City.

Frustrating game. I have to say I much prefer Fabregas in the pivot against in the forward 3, influences the game far more effectively there. And in the F3, we were vastly ineffective - Hazard probably put in 60% effort, Cesc 35, 3rd winger 5%. Whether Schurrle or Willian, they are both clearly currently underperforming, either that or they simply needs to be replaced, even if the chances are Reus is going to Madrid, this will have to be addressed in the summer, keeping Salah or Willian/Schurrle as a back up (my personal candidate would be Salah, as a left footed winger would be more useful because Hazard can move onto the right. He also, in my opinion, has more potential.) On a side note, where the flying fuck has Remy been? He's so out of favour, even though he would be far more suited to the no 10 role than Drogba, who ended up destroying the midfield as well as the already doomed width. Costa simply wasn't being serviced, and Mikel and Ivan were invisible for the most part of the game, with Ivan being more of a liability on the field - Usually, Dave would be behind Terry in case of what unfolded before - This time, he was not there to save him, and to be blunt, Azpi would be better off being at RB, on his stronger foot he would also be more attacking than usual anyway. Mikel was okay, but he simply just got walked over and dispossessed by So'ton whenever he got the ball. Can Remy play on the wing? If so we should definitely try him, that way we can increase his game time. I can see why Mou brought on Drog though - He's far more effective in set pieces than pretty much any other of our player apart from maybe JT. It's a good thing Burnley bailed us out, otherwise we'd be truly in the shit, Frankie had mercy this time round... On a side note, did anybody watch the City game? Is it worth watching the highights?

Actually, Real want to sell Bale to fund a Hazard bid! Won't happen though, if there's one thing a worldwide club with the backing of a billionaire doesn't need, it's money.