Myself

phew, you scared me for a second when you said ivanovic got arrested

In my short time here, I've never seen you say anything positive.

I'd be disappointed with 5 goals tbh

first

NO. its clearly a fotoshop m8

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ana_Ivanovic :ph34r2:

nah mate, even if we could get Falcao on a permanent transfer for 20m in total I'd still take Remy. Falcao's presence would cause too many problems within the squad

That's it, I'm arranging an orgy. Schurrle, Thibaut, Terry, Costa, Eva and I.

Myself Unhappy Howard Grabs Diego Costa's Neck

You could really say the saem thing for Arse nal. Does he want to play, or want money? NO. NO. NO. 20M for a player you don't own? In-fucking-sanity. NEVER.

Courtois Filipe - Ivanovic - Cahill - Ivanovic Matic - Fabregas Hazard - Oscar - Schurrle COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh yeah, that was tim howards 300th PL game. he lost his shit + should have been sent off + conceded 6. beautiful

watching him, lukaku and terry battle it out was amazing

tbf Dave was running away from the ball

Rewatching this game. man, it's been a long time since I've seen a game of this caliber. shit defending from us though

haha mate, if fans of other clubs saw him on the street they would probably ask for his autograph

Don't know who my favorite player is anymore... Courtois or Schurrle :<

No one believed me when I said Leicester and Everton are genuinely good sides.

people just completely disregarded his injury during the world cup, some people are complete morons.

Yeah man, I wish we signed Messi, and Ronaldo, and Cavani, and Falcao, and Obama, and Gotze, and Neuer, and we should also buy a no. 4 goalkeeper just in case right?

Matic just looks so happy - you can tell he really loves life in London

ok guys you don't have to be bullies ;~: in my defence i didnt know coleman was elbowing him

Oh yeah, who was saying Everton are shit?

was kind of a dick move to make fun of coleman though

This match.. this is why Oscar is so important to us.