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Lazio getting humped. Strange looking at this Catania team, they're like a team full off Italians and Argentinians. Interesting team.

That was a great game. The Ha's still winless and useless and clueless and have Bosingwa. Entertaining game though. Now Liverpool vs Newcastle. I think this will be a shit game tbh.

QP HAHAHAHAHA Julio Cesar needs to make way for Robert Green now, he's hopeless. Can't hang on to anything although neither can Green lol. QP HA 0-1 Reading.

Hopefully Juve will be tested this year now. Inter have had 2 disastrous seasons since winning the UCL and Jose leaving them but they now seem to have a manager they can relate to and who they want to work for. He's young, brave, charismatic. He's one of them. I think they see some Mourinho in him and maybe feel they can go places in the next few years. Juve have shown that their dominance was coming to an end with a few lucky wins and not being great in Europe, even yesterday they were getting lucky. How the lino didn't see the offside i'll never know. Be nice if Inter can mount a challenge again.

He'll only go up a level if he plays more so him replacing Mikel when the ACON is going on will be good for him. He wants to get chances, he's gotta take em. I think Lampard will play though instead.

Records always come to an end, they were never gonna get back from 2-1. Tbh they didn't look that great, i reckon we can go there and win too.

Best thing van persie has ever done, the noise in the pub when it happened lmao. On another note, Linesmen should be shot and West Ham should be ahead. Once again the officials are helping Manchester teams out. Cleverly shoulda been sent off before Wilshere too. I hate seeing games decided by referees.

It's not the result, it's the lack doing anything when we had the ball. If we play really well and get unlucky then fair enough but we were genuinely shit today. That's the annoying part. At least we didn't lose and Swansea are a decent team but it's like when the rain and hail came, we weren't up for it. Bring back the captain to sort this defending out.

Fucking shit performance and thoroughly deserved not to win. With all those players we had on the pitch, why were we so shit with the ball? We created fuck all. Hopeless. This Torres saga needs to end now, this is the kind of game you need your big striker to make the difference and get a winner when we're not playing so well but he didn't do anything. Yes we made a couple of chances but we still should've played better than that. Anyway lol at Tottenham. We have a big test now, some very tough games. We have to beat Shakhtar and Liverpool. We have to!

In 5 years, Mata will be in the top 8.

Yeah, really want to see Azpi at RB with Cahill and Ivanovic at CB and Ryan at LB, i'd love to see it. Also Moses or Danny coming in for Mata. Very interested too to see this line up. So refreshing knowing that he can't replace Mata with Kalou or Malouda. Whatever team he puts out will be exciting. Wanna find a pub with a beam back for this after watching Arse get abused my Man Utd.

I liked Ballack but 11 is too high, in fact it's way too high. I think it's been voted like best player to play for Chelsea rather than best player for Chelsea if you know what i mean. Drogba is deserving of top spot though because of all his final goals. All the trophies we won went through this guy. Mr reliable. Oh and he abused Arsenal on a truly huge scale! Torres on that list is shameful. Mark Stein, John Spencer and Paul Furlong did more for us than Torres. If Torres is on it, Mutu might be 40th! (Loved the coke head btw, shame about him).

It's obvious Lampard wont be with us next season but at least he knows the club are now ready to move on and are in very good hands. I always thought that when the Lampard's, Cole's, JT's are gone, we'll be fucked. That wont be the case. We're now playing the modern way and we're gonna only be better and get stronger. The signings of Ramires, Oscar, Hazard, Marin, Mata, Romeu, Azpi etc were master strokes. We're in such a good place right now. This time last year i was worried because let's face it, we were fucking shit. The turn around has been quite dramatic and it's been mainly without Lampard. We all love and respect him for all he has done but it's the end of an era. The Jose era, i still see it as. Cech, Terry, Cole, Drogba, Lampard imo was the Mourinho era, even in the last 2 or 3 years. The tough, physical, slightly long ball boring at times (but fucking ruthless and i personally loved it) era is over. Let the entertainment begin.

RDM has done nothing wrong. When he's had a bit more experience as our boss, he'll be one of the best. He's made a few mistakes but everyone does. He's already learnt his best first XI which puts Oscar ahead of Lampard and Ramires next to Mikel, away from that right wing. If Guardiola came, i'd Jizz my pants because i know we'd win everything, especially as we've got his type of players but i love Robbie and still want him to succeed first and foremost because he's done a stunning job and all the players love him and clearly love the club the way it is at the moment. Chelsea are in a fantastic 'moment' so let's not break it. This is Robbies project and it's clearly working, the only place Pep has is maybe Robbie's number 2...

To be honest, most Chelsea fans don't even know who the fuck Leeds are, lucky them. Must be annoying being a Leeds fan now though, i mean even Wigan are a premiership team now and Reading.... There are always giant killings in the FA Cup, now Leeds are hoping to be the giant killers in a tournament rather than the giants. Sad times for them. Let the Leeds fans have their fun, the League Cup game will basically be their funeral because they'll never play us again. It's just a' good bye, nice to have known you' match.

Crazy that this is happening so frequently. There are so many cameras, why do it, seriously. Fucking moron piece of shit putting our club down. The JT case, now Clattenburg and now this idiot fan. Getting a bit pissed off by it all now, i wish we'd just go back to the football.

Good.

This will be a really nice game to watch. I think the way we play will make it very hard for Swansea to compete against us the same way. I think a nice 3-1 win, well be a good game though. We need to bounce back, especially as it's Man Utd vs Arsenal just before.

I don't know the list but i think Lampard should be number 1 although i have no problems with Drogba having that privilege. I do think though, the way ppl go on it's like Chelsea were founded in 2005 and not 1905.

His career is just ruined by injury. Can't believe he's been injured all season. He does look pretty small n weak though like his body can't take much. I hope he's fit for Swansea. Him or Moses need to play, Mata needs to rest for the 2 next big games.

Yeah i think the majority of people here know my hate for Arsenal. I could write a whole book on it but growing up as a Chels with many Gooner mates from 94/2003 (School years) probably says most of the story as no matter what the circumstances were, they weren't gonna lase against us, were they. Last minute goals galore, beatings, comebacks... yeah i hate Arsenal probably more than your average yid in truth.

Remember it well, Nigel Martyn saved everything including Duberry's header late on, well that's the save i remember the most anyway. And they done us 2-0 too in the pissing rain, that Cardiff twat Stephen McPhail scoring twice as a youngster. Nice that we beat them on the last or 2nd to last game in '99 to get that Champions League spot to start our history in that competition. Again tough, they sure made us work for it. Gus' header sealing the deal. Good times. Ah and i remember a Mark Hughes hat-trick against em too with a shocking penalty that somehow went in. Think that was against Lucic too. We've certainly had our battles with em both home and away. Yep, i'm 26 tomorrow (Friday) but not feeling that young any more lol.

He showed his class when he came on and his assist for Rami has to be the greatest assist i've ever seen. I could watch that goal 1000 times and to do it against them ah baby and the way he took his pen was just a genius at work. The last kick of the game against Manchester United from the penalty spot, 3-2 down and to stroke it in like that was pure genius. I love this team. I loved our 98/99 team but this is just a different level. When Oscar, Hazard and Mata have played together for a couple of years, they will just tear this league to pieces. It's a joy to watch.

Well i was born in '86 but yeah, there's more than 40 years of history there which is the only reason i was sad they went down or that it's taken them so long to get back. Rivalry lasts forever. It's nice that we stuck their final nail in though with the 1-0 win on the last day of 03/04, their last ever premiership game

This is for all of you foreign fans or newer fans. Not many of you would've experienced us playing Leeds. Chelsea and Leeds have a mega rivalry, even now Leeds sing "We hate Chelsea" in every fucking match they play, even when they were in League 1. Obviously our first FA Cup win was over Leeds in 1970, one of the most talked about finals ever and first ever to be won via a replay. We beat them in the Carling Cup around 10 years ago 2-0 away with 2 Eidur goals but we do not usually do well there at all. There was an epic 3-2 win in 94/95 after going 2-0 down thanks to their keeper John Lucic being shit (He was always that good) but we always do badly against them away. Lots of memories though. I was at the game in 02/03 when Eidur scored THAT stunning bicycle kick, another really cracking game when they were on the demise. It doesn't really matter where they are now, Chelsea vs Leeds is Chelsea vs Leeds or Leeds vs Chelsea whatever way you wanna put it. I remember Jon Harley's winner and the LEGEND JFH missing a penalty for them against us but scored 2 the year before when they humped us 3-1. Laurent Charvet ... remember his volley? Bet not many of you can and even James Milner scored a belter against us when he was 16! This really is a match i wanted to see again and i hope we absolutely trash them. They are the dirtiest bunch of cunts football has ever seen, goes back to the Don Revie days in the 60's and 70's fucking shameful team, even the legendary Brian Clough couldn't control those bunch of shit filth. They are, as Dave Jones described, vile animals. If we get out of this match with minimal injury, we'll be lucky. JT and Lamps are very much needed. Tell Luiz to stay at home, JT and Cahill are the guys to play at the back. Then i'd like to see Lampard with Ramires and Mikel in the middle with Hazard, Sturridge and Mata as the 3 up top. 4-3-3 is the way to go. We need the mix of power with skill in all areas. Can't wait for this! Long way to go though. Let's do them scum! Oh yeah and Ken Bates is their owner, our owner from 1982 - 2003 when he bought us for £1 and sold us to Roman for £150 million ish. So yeah, Chelsea vs Leeds is pretty big.