Ollie

The UEL could be fun. Some teams we wouldn't have played before and a real chance for the youngsters to gain experience. Could be a good thing for the future like a blessing in disguise. A stepping stone for greater things.

Will 4-4-2 actually hurt now, seriously. Play Lukaku and Torres. Play Piazon and Feruz too, they deserve it big time. Play Chalobah, these are our real future and i reckon they are nearly up for being in the squad. What's the worst that can happen, enjoy the game ffs.

Bald Cunt Syndrome apparently.

Jonjo 'pikey' Shelvey and Henderson scored in the same game and Downing 'syndrome' hit the bar and missed a pen. That's when you know you team has been not just shit but shitter than diarrhoea.

I actually thought we'd win even with that team. I saw absolutely nothing in the bin raiders XI to worry me at all. Meh... move on time. We better get them back next season, they've done the double over us 3 times in 4 seasons. A great stat for Sloth there...

Everyone has shockers, just thankfully it happened when it didn't matter so much. Never seen him play worse tho i must say. Nutmegged 3 times, left for dead 4 or 5 times, slips over and lets Henderson go clean through... Day to forget for the leader. Good to get that kinda performance out of the way although shame it was there.

Welcome to TC, i think Valencia are probably my favourite spanish team. Used to be Barca in the 90's but hate them now like you probably do. I was at the Chelsea - Valencia UCL quarter final 1st leg in 2007 and your fans were great. Took control of the slug n lettuce pub i remember, was quite fun. The only shit to come out of your team is Rafa Benitez but then he's probably a bit of a god there tbh lol and rightly so (puke). Hope you enjoy it here anyway. Adios.

Think of RVP's 2nd goal against us in the 5-3. There you go.

Romeu was terrible. I don't really know who played remotely well and when you're captain has the worst day in his professional career (performance wise) then what can you do? Sod all really. Very bad day but a bad day with no effort against that lot matters. You can forgive JT and Ivan but there are players fighting for their Chelsea careers. Saw none of that there.

Arsenal had that away shirt like 4 years ago.... talk about running out of ideas.

I wouldn't say i don't care because i wont deny the fact that i was very, very annoyed watching that and i am very annoyed now. I can take a loss but what in the shitting hell was that? Is this really what we have back up wise? I didn't see 1 player there, not 1 that should be there next season. These are premiership players, there are 8 internationals there and an England under 21 international along with an ex Barca player that we were all praising under ABV. They played like amateurs, they had no pace, no strength, no bottle, no care, nobody gave a shit. I don't know why they didn't care... 'this is Anfield', as that cunting sign says, it's great to go n whip them there so WTF!? Were they playing worried about getting injured for the UCL Final? Well i hope they realise that not one fucking player there will be playing in Munich, none of em. You'd think that some of these players wanted to make a point of trying to get into the team especially Danny but he was the worst there, the absolute worst so Kalou will play in Munich... Yeah great! On the other hand, we gave them 3 of their goals and we did hit the woodwork twice but that's no excuse, we were absolutely shocking today. Lukaku looked ok but missed a sitter, he looked very lively though didn't he. I dunno, this was horrible to watch, not nice at all and i'd love to say "who cares, we won the one that matters." but i'm struggling not to care. I hate Liverpool and seeing Essien and Romeu get completely outclassed by Henderson and Shelvy is embarrassing and complete nastiness, it does not get worse than that. What was with the service all about? The passing was awful too, i'm gonna probably say the word horrible or shocking too much but that's what that was. While they were playing the ball confidently and into their players paths, we were smashing it at each other and hoofing long balls to Torres. Felt sorry for Torres today, he must of hated it playing with these cunts against them. That's almost like a punishment for what he's done in the last 18 months or whatever the fuck it's been. "There you go Nando, play at Anfield with our reserve team and get raped by Jonjo Shelvey!" Nooooo! And ffs Essien, Ivanovic, Suarez and Shelvey should've all been sent off. Was just a shit horrible game of football. Now i need to cheer myself up.... Already had a shit day at work too and had a proper argument with my manager. We're in the Uefa Champions League Final and won the FA Cup. Gotta be satisfied. I'm not happy right now tho and so i shouldn't be. That was gruesome (first time i've ever wrote that word :-D) Carefree...

We paid 5 million for Cole and gave them Gallas. What a fucking deal that was by the way. Loved Willy for us but Ask has been different class. 5 million and a swap, deal of the century.

If Drogba wants 2 years, give him 2 years. He's earned what he wants.

Really hope Bolton win. I think Wigan stayed up because of winning at the Brittania last year so can be done. Bolton can do it. QPR will definitely lose. I love the final days, they're awesome and so dramatic.

KIng Of Wembley

Chelsea's kits just ooze class compared to these. Really excited to see what out away kits might be.

Arsenal have killed their history so much, they now have black armbands installed. Sad

Ballack is jinxed in the UCL himself so whatever he says or want's wont happen anyway. Oh shit, now i've jinxed it. nooooo

Set up to jinx it lol. A lot of people did say tho even from the early stages in September that we'll win it when we least expect it. Nobody expected this. Would be a miracle if we win it.

Welcome to the best Chelsea forum, hope you enjoy it here, i'm sure you will. We all hope Rangers come out of their dodgy situation ASAP too, it's not good for Scottish football or football in general. Mon the Gers.

City will do to QPHA what we did to Wigan in 2010.

I've probably said it enough times on how i'd love to win the UCL and Arsenal come 4th. That to me would be the pinnacle of my life. I could get married, have kids, get mega rich, be mega popular, famous, a legend and a god but that day would still beat anything i reckon in terms of satisfaction. I don't know what i would do if it happened, i would reach levels that i've never reached before, i would literally do anything and maybe something i've never done before. I might end up in prison, in hospital, hell i could probably manage to do both at the same time n wake up in the morning with a tattoo or a piercing that i would instantly regret but the possibilities are endless. If we lose, i'll be devastated in truth, i'd have to just lay in bed for a week unpaid or something. Sick...

Ok but if i say that Liverpool, that team that always gloat about their 5 5 5 5 5 European Cups have never managed to win the World Club championships. The 1 trophy they have never managed to win to be called not the Champions of Europe but the Champions of the world. Theee number 1 team. Still meaningless? "How many times have you won the world club championships? You aint no history" lmao quadruple :wank2: daaamn! Would need a hospital appointment

And that we can knock either Yids or Goons out of the UCL for next season too, aaaahh Jesus what a climax in more ways that one. Too good to be true? Highly likely.

I've contemplated saying to all yids and gooners "How many times have you won the European Cup, you aint got no history" How much would that hurt them? Oh fuck yeah makes me Then i consider the super cup and the world club championship and it's then a double handed That's why i'm so petrified about this game. I literally shake when i think about what we could do.