!Hazard!

What the hell is going on in Italy

You forgot the classic ..."Club X is on RED ALERT..."

Whoever wrote this article would fit in well as a middle manager in corporate America. 3 weeks of summer vacation, outrageous!

Now that's a new low from Jose. The guy has truly lost it

He's more talented than Lampard. Whether he actually becomes a great player is up to him but he seems to have a good head on his shoulders.

If Pulisic is worth £65m then surely CHO is worth at least £35-40m? Probably more considering he's English and HG

I meant that with Martial we would be set in attack. Morata/Batshuayi, Giroud, Hazard, Martial, Pedro, Hudson-Odoi, Moses is good enough for me for next season. And yeah you're obviously right, a new GK has to be bought. There are some decent options available like Schmeichel and Cillessen, not world beaters but good enough for the job. Why the board hasn't been able to sign one of these guys already is beyond me.

The real deal. He better get 15 starts and another 15-20 subs appearances this season

I think Morata, Pedro, Hazard and Barkley can hit those numbers. Add Martial to the squad and we're set

Jorginho penalties make me hard

Caballero is a ticking time bomb. If I was the opponent I would be firing them shots at him from the halfway line

And Alonso is still there. Dammit

Yep have to agree with others. Alonso offers very little offensively and yet he still manages to be a liability defensively. Not good enough I'm afraid

Pedro has been amazing in the past two games

Who the hell is this Bulka kid and could he actually play a role this season?

Inter players look like they are hangover or drunk or both

Morata has been superb so far!

It's as if everyone got technically better over the summer. And they know how to pass as well, oh my

Seems like United are into to buying our second-hand items. I've got this big old noisy refrigerator, I wonder if they'd fancy it as well.

Aaahhh is it happening

Yeah let's do this. Give them Drinkwater + £30m and Batshuayi on loan

So we went from signing Drinkayokos and Djilobodjis of this world to signing free players. Marina sure knows how to surprise a man

Marina just make it happen ffs

People genuinely expecting that we should a De Gea as 3rd choice GK? I for one couldn't care less who 3rd choice GK is, we hardly ever see them play anyways.

I think it's going to happen. He wants Willian and he doesn't want to have Martial in his squad any longer. In his twisted little head it makes perfect sense