Eidur the Spider

HUZZAH! WE HAVE A STRIKER!

It's been a genuine pleasure to see one of the best strikers play for Chelsea (albeit in the twilight of his career). I wasn't on board with the signing from the beginning but the guys performances and attitude changed my mind. Some cracking goals and seemingly a great guy! Cheers Sammy boy! Top player!

What a ride this season has been. I love being a Chelsea fan for better or worse. We will come back next season ready to take the title. CAAAAAAAAAAAREFREEEE! :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Atlético Madrid have made a €13m bid for Santos striker Leandro Damiao (AS) #Atletico #CFC

Lukaku's agent (1/4): "For the moment, Romelu belongs to Chelsea. He has 2 years left on his contract. It's going to depend on Chelsea" #CFC Lukaku's agent (2/4): "After that, we'll see together what the best options are if Chelsea decide to let him go" #CFC Lukaku's agent (3/4): "That they want to bring in a big-name striker has been well-documented. But Chelsea need lots of great strikers" #CFC Lukaku's agent (4/4): "If #CFC think there aren't enough forwards, perhaps Romelu will say, 'I'm interested in prolonging the adventure.'" Martinez: "The parent club, #CFC, are delighted with his progress & the player has developed an incredible relationship with our fans" #EFC Martinez: "It's going to take a bit of time & I don't think Romelu's situation is going to be resolved before the World Cup, in truth." #CFC

Dreadful performance. Couldn't string two passes together in the first half and the second was only a minor improvement. Thought Schurrle, Terry, Cole and Cahill had good games but Luiz was laughably bad in the second half, didn't look fussed at all!! Sums up our season. It isnt just an issue of needing a new striker. We need creativity in the final third. Something which we sold in January. Sigh. Nevermind.

ROB ‏@1RobBeasley 2 hrs Omg massive news about Jose coming up later!!!

Hard luck chaps. Athletico were something else. WE WILL BE BACK!! Side note: Cesar Azpillicueta! The man is a workhorse. He NEVER EVER gave up. What a model professional. COME ON CHELSEA! Lets smash Norwich!! :blue scalf:

Ordering the new home shirt right now. Was a tough pick for who to get on the back. Last season it was Lampard due to his goal scoring record. It was a toss up between Azpi and Schurrle, but I went for the latter. Always regretted not getting Ballack on the back when he was here! The dude is the man!

The translator seems to be working overtime

Jose: 'Hazard is ready, it's my decision if he starts but he's ready.' #CFC :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Eva Carneiro working her magic!

Player of the season for Vitesse!

Jose Mourinho: 'The best team won, in my opinion. Every player was magnificent.' #CFC

Absolutely gigantic performance today!! In a hostile environment he flourished! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

HEROES. FUCKING HEROES!!! We have a genius of a manager. TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING SCOUSE LOVING MEDIA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Tomas Kalas has been immense. For a young kid to play his first start in this kind of atmosphere. Well played so far that man!