Eidur the Spider

Fuck it....let's get Zigic.

MOTD running order: Eve/Che, ManC/Sto, New/CP, Swa/WBA, WHU/Sou, Bur/ManU, QPR/Sun. Great games, big stories. @BBCOne 10.20 Match of the day tonight is gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...t

I am a big fan of Gary Neville, but he pissed me off when he was cheering on Coleman's blatant pushing and shoving of Costa. Well done Diego for having the last laugh!!!

Jose Mourinho on Loic Remy: "The information we have from our various specialists is that he does not have any issues playing" #CFC #QPRFC

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MAN OF THE MATCH.

Hey Tim Howard, you saving any shots today or what?! BIG LOVE FOR DIEGO!!

WARRIORS!!!!!! Dear Tim Howard, GO FUCK YOURSELF. From all here. Diego Costaaaaaaaaaa I need to rest my heart after that one.

Sitting back like that against Everton is ASKING for trouble. Whirlwind glorious start. Hazard needs to come off, get some discipline on that side of the pitch or we will be overrun again and again. Come the fuck on Chelsea!!! Also side note: Naismith looks like Hornswoggle...just as annoying too.

The Chelsea board...here's to you. You have been amazing.

Harry Redknapp has confirmed Loïc Rémy is set to join Chelsea. (Sky) #CFC #QPRFC

8:43 Queens Park Rangers have given permission for striker Loic Remy to hold talks with Chelsea, according to Sky sources.

All my joking and relief aside. I don't hate the guy, so cheers for the little moments. I'll share a little Torres story. The night that we beat Barcelona at the Nou Camp, was the same night my grandad passed away. I felt bloody terrible, but Torres skipping over Valdes and scoring made me smile in a tough moment so I'll always appreciate him for that. (I also thought it was grandads handy work that Torres actually bloody scored haha!). All the best in Italy

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker · 4h Torres to AC Milan then. An absolute bargain at £12.50.

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker · 17m Seems Remy is going to Chelsea. Thought Arsenal might have gone for him. Perhaps they did.

Amazing signing if true. Reminds me of the Anelka deal a few years ago. Makes so much sense its bloody awesome!!

HE'S GONE!! Best of luck Nando but seriously, you couldn't have stayed!

#Chelsea Club secretary David Barnard: "All I can say is Torres was at Cobham when I left yesterday. I have no idea what's happening." [sky] David Barnard: "Jose said he's happy with his squad but you can never say never in football." [sky]

I wouldn't say I hated Torres. I usually reserve my hatred for players of the opposite teams...having said that he just depresses the shit out of me. I remember countless games where he looked like he didn't give a damn about playing for us and was having one of those days. That shouldn't happen. What motivation does a guy need to play for a club as great as ours with the money he is on. I have had so many arguments with my dad about Torres, especially the last 6 months, but my usual line of discussion is, he doesn't damn well move, the amount of times I've seen Costa make darting runs into the NEAR POST (which Nando forgot existed) in only two games makes Torres' few years here look all the more dreadful. I appreciate his little glimmers of good form but that's the problem, they were always only little moments. The semi final goal, the europa league final goal, and his performance against Man City last season. I remember back to when I watched Chelsea vs Wigan a few yrs back, and it was 1-1 going into the last minutes, and all that was shouted around the ground was 'TORRES, TORRES, TORRES', everyone wanted him to come on, and boos for Drogba who was having a bad day. It's ironic that Didier gets a heroes welcome, and Fernando will be (hopefully) out of the club with a whimper. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he needs to go. End of.

beIN Sports Journalist @PhilippeGenin - "Agreement between Fernando Torres and AC Milan" #CFC

Talk Sports transfer expert guy (didn't catch his name) but he said Torres is pretty much confirmed. Could be in line to start Milan's first game of the season. I would assume this could be like the Mata deal, where someone signs very quickly to replace him.