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Strikers scoring.....I need to lie down.

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker · 47m Diego Costa is a beast of a centre forward! Yes. Yes he fucking is!!!!!

THE BEAST STARTS! YEEEEEEEES!

Great news! Congrats Tibo! Now become the next club legend

John Terry has been involved in a charity event to commemorate 9/11. Cahill was there too! Legends!

It's a great feeling being a Chelsea fan. Panic buys....mental money being sprayed around and we are sitting here like....

No 'arry Redknapp 't'riffic' filled car window banter?! I DEMAND REPARATIONS!!

TORRES OUT. REMY IN.

Yay! Good luck Loic! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Remy would probably be offered more first-team football at Arsenal but Chelsea are confident he will join them (Telegraph) #CFC #AFC

Fuck it....let's get Zigic.

MOTD running order: Eve/Che, ManC/Sto, New/CP, Swa/WBA, WHU/Sou, Bur/ManU, QPR/Sun. Great games, big stories. @BBCOne 10.20 Match of the day tonight is gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...t

I am a big fan of Gary Neville, but he pissed me off when he was cheering on Coleman's blatant pushing and shoving of Costa. Well done Diego for having the last laugh!!!

Jose Mourinho on Loic Remy: "The information we have from our various specialists is that he does not have any issues playing" #CFC #QPRFC

https://vine.co/v/OBOqBiKtpH0

MAN OF THE MATCH.

Hey Tim Howard, you saving any shots today or what?! BIG LOVE FOR DIEGO!!

WARRIORS!!!!!! Dear Tim Howard, GO FUCK YOURSELF. From all here. Diego Costaaaaaaaaaa I need to rest my heart after that one.

Sitting back like that against Everton is ASKING for trouble. Whirlwind glorious start. Hazard needs to come off, get some discipline on that side of the pitch or we will be overrun again and again. Come the fuck on Chelsea!!! Also side note: Naismith looks like Hornswoggle...just as annoying too.

The Chelsea board...here's to you. You have been amazing.

Harry Redknapp has confirmed Loïc Rémy is set to join Chelsea. (Sky) #CFC #QPRFC

8:43 Queens Park Rangers have given permission for striker Loic Remy to hold talks with Chelsea, according to Sky sources.

All my joking and relief aside. I don't hate the guy, so cheers for the little moments. I'll share a little Torres story. The night that we beat Barcelona at the Nou Camp, was the same night my grandad passed away. I felt bloody terrible, but Torres skipping over Valdes and scoring made me smile in a tough moment so I'll always appreciate him for that. (I also thought it was grandads handy work that Torres actually bloody scored haha!). All the best in Italy

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker · 4h Torres to AC Milan then. An absolute bargain at £12.50.