Eidur the Spider

Watching Ozil is depressing. I can only imagine how it must feel watching him as a fan of Arsenal.

Get well soon lad. Future legend.

This man is just amazing.

Covered every blade of grass out there today. Total team player. Vital.

COSTA Filthy finishing! HAZARD Dat run and penalty OSCAR (motm!) IN YOUR FACE WENGER. Get in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fernando on for Dzeko? Defensive midfielder on for a striker. Kinda small team and negative eh Manuel?? Couldn't resist. Stupid wurzel gummidge looking anus.

Can't believe Senderos still plays in the premier league.

Yaya Toure playing like someone has forgotten his birthday.

Drogba?

They don't make it easy for themselves do they? Positives: Matic was sublime today (dat pass to Costa), Oscar was superb and deserved a goal or two. Costa is a fucking beast. LOVE watching him lead the line, so glad he's ours Rui Patricio had a stormer, HATE Nani and that dick who kept chopping down Hazard. Good three points! Woop woop!

Solid first half performance. Hazard looks like he's gliding across the pitch. Oscar with great hustle and Costa looking good. Keep it up lads! Also well in Matic!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Senderos vs Costa.....

Liverpool XI vs. Everton: Mignolet; Manquillo, Lovren, Škrtel, Moreno; Gerrard, Henderson, Lallana; Sterling, Marković, Balotelli. Everton XI vs. Liverpool: Howard, Hibbert, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Barry, McCarthy, Besic, Mirallas, Naismith, Lukaku.

Game day! Awesome! Hoping for a couple of goals from Diego 'the new leader of the Chelsea drug cartel' Costa and an assist from Cesc. Dodgy game this one, a potential banana skin but I think we will win it. I'm always reminded when we play Villa of one of my favourite defensive performances while watching them at the bridge, a chap called Branislav Ivanovic was given the nod to play centre half against (at the time a pretty damn good villa attack). He was insanely good and I've loved the guy ever since. He probably still has John Carew in his back pocket. COME ON YOU BLUES!!

We're through so thats good. Made hard work of it though through missed opportunities and poor decision making in the final third. Wouldn't have minded seeing Baker get a run out but I'm delighted for the likes of Zouma for the goal (happy happy) and Ake who was excellent and very assured in the middle. On we go!

Love this guy! Hope he gets a crack in the future.

Cech Dave Cahill Zouma Luis Mikel Ramires Salah Oscar Schurrle Remy.

Wurzel Gummidge look-a-like Pellegrini having a pop again is he? Cretin. Calling us a small team? Deary me, the man is clearly delusional in his elderly years. Someone wrap him up in a blanket and wheel him off to the old peoples funny farm. Knob.

Loic, Penny for your thoughts? You have to be brought on ahead of drogba...right.................RIGHT?!?!?!?!?! Yours sincerely, Me and my dad during the Man City game (fans of yours bud)