The English Football Thread

[Pizy 18,538]

  On 19/08/2023 at 17:19, MoroccanBlue said:

United are going to get dominated against sides with structured midfields. 

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They’re an injury to Casemiro away from disaster. They REALLY need to bring Amrabat in who they’ve stalled on all summer long. 
 

[Vesper 29,320]

  On 19/08/2023 at 15:57, SomethingSomething said:

Maybe they have a bunch of system players who are worthless outside that system.

Cucu is example. Trossard proved to be good for Arse though. If Caicedo for 100m doesnt deliver we might aswell close our club.

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CuCu was underwhelming in La Liga

we were linked to him then and I was a hard pass then

and a hard pass after he went to BHA

Edited August 19, 2023 by Vesper

[LAM09 6,864]

  On 19/08/2023 at 17:19, Pizy said:

If United had Hojlund here or another natural striker they’d have a couple of goals. Likewise, if Kane was still there for Spuds he’d be on the end of some of these passes and could have a couple as well. Both missing a true focal point.

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That Fernandes miss was something.

[Pizy 18,538]

  On 19/08/2023 at 17:23, LAM09 said:

That Fernandes miss was something.

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Yeah. Glad he missed, though. The most annoying cunt in the league. Can’t stand him.

[Vesper 29,320]

1 nil spuds

[Pizy 18,538]

Garnacho was completely lost there. Shaw deserted his area.

[robsblubot 3,595]

Garnacho was completely lost in the first game too... worst player on the pitch then.

[NikkiCFC 8,110]

Get in! 

[Pizy 18,538]

There is ZERO resistance in defensive midfield from either side.

[LAM09 6,864]

  On 19/08/2023 at 17:35, Pizy said:

Yeah. Glad he missed, though. The most annoying cunt in the league. Can’t stand him.

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To think he's their captain too. Crazy!

[robsblubot 3,595]

Anthony is having prob the best game I've seen from him--bit unlucky to have hit the post in that curly

 

looks like a penalty to me.

Edited August 19, 2023 by robsblubot

[Vesper 29,320]

stone cold pen on the dwarf

[Pizy 18,538]

That Romero one was a pen. Lisandro gets away with more hack down, sure fire bookable fouls than I’ve ever seen. Didn’t get near the ball there.

[Vesper 29,320]

fucking PGMOL tongue licking Manure's jacobs again

[LAM09 6,864]

  On 19/08/2023 at 17:44, Vesper said:

stone cold pen on the dwarf

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It's going to take some sort of assault from a Utd player before a PK is given against them.

[Vesper 29,320]

hell of a save

[Vesper 29,320]

Neville is a gaslighting ass

[Pizy 18,538]

United have been super unlucky with their finishing being like an inch off over and over again but they’re shit everywhere else on the pitch.