Steve 10,227 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Starting this thread for people who would like to learn Chelsea chants and songs! --------------------------------------------------------------------Blue is the Colour Blue is the colour, football is the game We're all together, and winning is our aim So cheer us on through the sun and rain 'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name Here at the Bridge whether rain or fine We can shine all the time Home or away, come and see us play You're welcome any day Blue is the colour, football is the game We're all together, and winning is our aim So cheer us on through the sun and rain 'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you Wear your blue and see us through Sing loud and clear until the game is done Sing Chelsea everyone--------------------------------------------------------------------CarefreeCarefree wherever you may be! We are the famous CFC! And we don't give a fuck whoever you may be 'Cause we are the famous CFC!--------------------------------------------------------------------Blue FlagForever and ever we'll follow our team,Cos we are the Chelsea and we are supreme,We'll never be mastered by northern bastards,And we'll keep the blue flag flying high,Flying high, up in the sky,We'll keep the blue flag flying highFrom Stamford Bridge to WembleyWe'll keep the blue flag flying high--------------------------------------------------------------------Chelsea Till I DieChelsea till I die,I'm Chelsea till I die,I know I am,I'm sure I am,I'm Chelsea till I die--------------------------------------------------------------------Blue Heart I am a blue heart, loyal and true I'm proud to wear the yellow white and blue Strong as a rock with standards high! I follow Chelsea till the day I die...--------------------------------------------------------------------Double DoubleDouble Double Double,John Terry has won the double...And the sh*t from the lane,Won f*ck all again.John Terry has won the double.--------------------------------------------------------------------My only ChelseaYou are my Chelsea, my only ChelseaYou make me happy when skies are greyI've never noticed how much I loved youSo please don't take my Chelsea away--------------------------------------------------------------------We All Follow The ChelseaWe All Follow The Chelsea,Over land and sea (and Leicester)We All Follow The Chelsea,Onto victory--------------------------------------------------------------------Who's that team Who's that team they call the ChelseaWho's that team we all adoreWe're the boys in blue and white and we fight with all our mightAnd we're out to show the world the way to scoreBring on Tottenham or The ArsenalBring on Scousers by the scoreBarcelona, Real Madrid, Tottenham are a load of yidsAnd we're out to show the world the way to score--------------------------------------------------------------------Spell It OutWhy don't you give me a C?!C! H! E! L! S! E! A!Whose gonna win the Premier League?Chelsea,Chelsea,Chelsea.--------------------------------------------------------------------Shall We Sing A Song For YouShall we sing,Shall we sing, Shall we sing a song for you...--------------------------------------------------------------------Here for the Chelsea Here for the ChelseaWe're only here for the ChelseaHere for the ChelseaWe're only here for the Chelsea--------------------------------------------------------------------We’re going to Wembley! We’re going to Wembley!We’re going to Wembley!Fuck your history!We’re going to Wembley!--------------------------------------------------------------------Chelsea Boys Hello, hello we are the Chelsea boys,Hello, hello we are the Chelsea boys,And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you'll die,We all follow the Chelsea.--------------------------------------------------------------------We love you ChelseaWe love you Chelsea – we do!We love you Chelsea – we do!We love you Chelsea – we do!Oh, Chelsea we love you!--------------------------------------------------------------------When The Blues Go Steaming InZigger Zagger Zigger Zagger (oi, oi, oi), x7Ziiiiiigga (oi)Zaaaaaga (oi),Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger (oi, oi, oi),Oh when The Blues,Go steaming in,Oh when The Blues go steaming in,I wanna be in that number,Oh when the blues go steamin' in.. -------------------------------------------------------------------- When Wise! When Wise, went up!To lift the FA CupWe were there! We were there!--------------------------------------------------------------------Super FrankSuper, super Frank!Super, super Frank!Super, super Frank!Super Frankie Lampard! --------------------------------------------------------------------We're going to win the league, We're going to win the league, We're going to win the league, And now your gonna believe us, And now your gonna believe us, And now your gonna believe us, We're going to win the league..--------------------------------------------------------------------John Terry His name is John Terry, he's the captain of our team.The greatest team that England, and the world has ever seen.We used to follow Ossie, and Matthew Harding too,But now we follow JT and we are the boys in blue.--------------------------------------------------------------------Frankieee Lampard His name is Frankie Lampard, he’s JT's no. 2He scores fantastic goals because he loves to be a Blue,We rescued him from West Ham, he loves to wind 'em up,And Frankie passed to Drogba when we won the FA Cup...-------------------------------------------------------------------- Ode For Ossie Osgood, Osgood,Osgood, Osgood,Born is the king of Stamford Bridge,Osgood, Osgood,Osgood, Osgood,Born is the king of Stamford Bridge...--------------------------------------------------------------------CeleryCelery, Celery,If she don't cum,I'll tickle her bum,With a lump of celery...--------------------------------------------------------------------Follow, Follow, FollowFollow, Follow, Follow,There was only two minutes to go,It was Wayne Bridge's Goal,That sent us out of control,And sent the Arsenal out of Euro....!--------------------------------------------------------------------Top Of The LeagueTop of the league and we're 'avin' a laugh.Top of the league and we're 'avin' a laugh.Top of the league and we're 'avin' a laugh.Top of the league and we're 'avin' a laugh.--------------------------------------------------------------------Kalou SongHe comes from the Ivory Coast, Kalou, Kalou,He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu,He crossed the ball from the left,It landed right on Riise's head,That's why we love Salomon Kalou,La la la la la la la la la...--------------------------------------------------------------------Volare Volare, oh ohCantare, oh oh oh ohNel blu dipinto di bluFelice di stare lassu--------------------------------------------------------------------We shall not be movedWe shall not, We shall not be moved,We shall not, We shall not be moved,Just like the team, That's gonna win the Champions League,We shall not be moved...--------------------------------------------------------------------There's Only One Team In FulhamOne team in Fulham,There's only one team in Fulham,One team in Fulham,There's only one team in Fulham..--------------------------------------------------------------------Denis WiseOh Denis Wise, scored a fucking great goalIn the San SiroWith ten minutes to go…--------------------------------------------------------------------Stand Up…Stand up for the Champions,Stand up for the Champions,Stand up for the Champions,Stand up for the Champions...--------------------------------------------------------------------Wayne BridgeOh Wayne Bridge, Scored a fucking great goal, In the Highbury shit holeTwo minutes to go!--------------------------------------------------------------------ue Sera SeraQue Sera Sera,Whatever will be will be,We're going to Wembley,Que Sera Sera.--------------------------------------------------------------------Petr Cech He’s big!He’s tall!You’re gonna score fuck all!Petr Cech, Petr Cech.--------------------------------------------------------------------Petr Cech Helmet on his head,Padding on his chin,We love Petr Cech,Cos he lets no goals in... --------------------------------------------------------------------Chelsea Ranger I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger. I wanna beat Spurs every week, I wanna chase 'em down the streets. Here's to the girl I like best, Every night I suck her breasts. Shag her standing, Shag her lying, If she had wings, I'd shag her flying. Now she’s dead. Not forgotten, dig her up, Shag her rotten oooooooooh... Chelsea oooooooooh... Chelsea --------------------------------------------------------------------One Captain One England captain, There's only one England captain, One England captain, There's only one England captain...--------------------------------------------------------------------Standing togetherHere we areStanding togetherSide by sideYou and IThis is whyWe’re gonna make itThis is the sound ofWho we are (Ref. x2)Chelsea!Chelsea!You are my loveYou are my DestinyChelsea will seeBring me the hopeAnd win for me And tonightWe Gonna make itStars are shiningOn you nowThis is howWe gonna get itLet's put our hands upTo the sky (Ref. x2) My love, My loveMy love, My loveMy Love, Come-on ChelseaMy Love, Come-on Chelsea (Ref. x2)-------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 10,227 Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 BLUE DAY The only place to beEvery other SaturdayIs strollin' down the Fulham RoadMeet your mates and have a drinkHave a moan and start to thinkWill there ever be a blue tomorrow? We've waited so longBut we'd wait for everOur blood is blue andWe would leave you neverAnd when we make itIt'll be together, oh oh oh Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea ChelseaWe're gonna make this a Blue DayChelsea Chelsea, Chelsea ChelseaWe're gonna make this a Blue Day We've got some memoriesAlbeit from the Seventies whenOssie & Co restored our prideNow we've got hope, and a team, suddenly it's not a dreamWe'll keep the Blue Flag flying high We've waited so longBut we'd wait for everOur blood is blue andWe would leave you neverAnd when we make itIt'll be together, oh oh oh Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea ChelseaWe're gonna make this a Blue DayChelsea Chelsea, Chelsea ChelseaWe're gonna make this a Blue Day Now even HeavenIs Blue today, you shouldHear the Chelsea roarHear the Chelsea roarChelsea Chelsea, Chelsea ChelseaWe're gonna make this a Blue DayChelsea Chelsea, Chelsea ChelseaWe're gonna make this a Blue Day Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea ChelseaWe're gonna make this a Blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Day!Cos Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea is the way... --------------------------------------------------------------------Blue Tomorrow No matter how long we've had to wait It's all been worth it Unwrapping our dreams from cellophane now we all deserve it It's hard to believe that only yesterday we were Worried about Stamford Bridge and the future But he believed that things could change Oooo.. Now the blue tomorrow, gets closer each day We will follow the Chelsea 'til our dying day Just look over your shoulder see the army dressed in blue We'll go where you go [Oi!] And fight every fight [Oi!] with you Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea So many years with so much stress But we didn't mind it Now we live on the edge of great success And we quite like it You gotta believe that we are proud of what you've done And no matter what [WHAT!] We're gonna be the Champions! And we'll be there, as we are now... Oooo.... 'Cause the blue tomorrow, gets closer each day We will follow the Chelsea 'til our dying day Just look over your shoulder see the army dressed in blue We'll go where you go [Oi!] And fight every fight [Oi!] with you Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea There'll be blue hotels and bars When there's football life on Mars We're gonna rule the Universe Cos we're Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea CHELSEA! Let's sing blue is the colour, And give Wembley it's last blue day.. --------------------------------------------------------------------No one can stop us now Chelsea, Chelsea, no one can stop us now [CHORUS] Chelsea, boys in Blue, Chelsea Chelsea we love you, Chelsea our love is true, No one can stop us now, Chelsea we're the team Chelsea Chelsea we're the cream Chelsea we're supreme No one can stop us now The boys are back in town And we are Wembley bound An army dressed in Blue, We're gonna win for you And when we score the goals We're gonna rock and roll We've come a long long way, And we are here to stay Everybody sing [CHORUS] We simply are the best We're gonna beat the rest Together we are one, Look at what we've done The road was long and tough But we are strong enough Enough to see it through And make our dreams come true Everybody sing [CHORUS] Stamford Bridge to Wembley Step by step in harmony, Have a drink; it's party time, Chelsea Chelsea you are mine Chelsea, Chelsea, no one can stop us now! --------------------------------------------------------------------Pride of London We're afraid of no-one 'cos we're better than them all Arsenal West Ham Palace Tottenham and Millwall Take a trip to SW6 and surely you'll agree We're called the Pride Of London 'cos the Chelsea are supreme Spurs came to the Bridge one day they thought they'd done their stuff Chelsea proved to everyone that they weren't good enough They went two up in a minute but they missed a penalty Chelsea held their heads up high and won the game 4-3 We're the boys in Royal Blue we're called the Pride Of London We'll always stand for Chelsea until the day is done We wear the Blue with honour keep the Blue Flag flying high We'll always follow Chelsea that's why we're London's pride When I was a little boy I wanted nothing else One day my daddy took me to The Bridge to see the Chels We stood there in The Shed that day my father by my side When I called out come on the Blues his heart was filled with pride Now I have a son myself at Stamford Bridge he'll be There to cheer the Chelsea on to victory He'll wear the famous colours of the Chelsea Royal Blue And live to follow Chelsea on to victory anew We're the boys in Royal Blue we're called the Pride Of London We'll always stand for Chelsea until the day is done We wear the Blue with honour keep the Blue Flag flying high We'll always follow Chelsea that's why we're London's pride We keep the Blue Flag flying when we take a trip up north Old Trafford Hillsborough Goodison Anfield of course Elland Rd St James Park and at The Riverside Chelsea will be singing keep the Blue Flag flying high If you come down to watch the Blues get on the district line Turn left at Fulham Broadway Stamford Bridge you'll find All the Chelsea will be there to cheer the victory We'll keep the Blue Flag flying from the Bridge to Wembley The Fulham Rd Supporters are the finest in the land We always sing the loudest and for Chelsea we will stand Anywhere the team turns out then we will follow on There to follow Chelsea until victory is won We're the boys in Royal Blue we're called the Pride Of London We'll always stand for Chelsea until the day is done We wear the Blue with honour keep the Blue Flag flying high We'll always follow Chelsea that's why we're London's pride The boys in Royal Blue we're called the Pride Of London We'll always stand for Chelsea until the day is done We wear the Blue with honour keep the Blue Flag flying high We'll always follow Chelsea that's why we're London's pride--------------------------------------------------------------------Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, ChelseaYou know I love youChelsea, ChelseaI'm thinking of youYou've got somethingFor makes me wonder follow you. When I see ya I feel emotionsSo much deeper than the oceanChelsea, ChelseaYou looking good all dressed in blue Everyone talks about youI knew it from the startYou would get throughTo everybody's heart Chelsea, ChelseaThe birds are singing here in LondonThe bells are ringingChelsea, ChelseaIt's you and only you for me-------------------------------------------------------------------- Carlo Ancelotti Without the league, We've gone too long, Until one man, he came along When his brow goes up high, Just above his left eye ANCELOTTI He makes a Frank Lampard Score, Even more than before ANCELOTTI Fans all sing 'Carlo is the King' 'Carlo is the King' And they love ANCELOTTI Home or Away, We will always play, Beautiful they say, Thanks to our ANCELOTTI How's Malouda's new haircut crafted it with such care? ANCELOTTI When we score seven times, Without even trying Its CARLO Other fans they are glum, Because we came and won Everything now Scuzza me, But you see, Easily win the league with ANCELOTTI When his brow goes up high, just above his left eye ANCELOTTI When he shouts crazily, COME ON CHELSEA! ANCELOTTI Drogba scores 29, The team playing sublime ANCELOTTI When he walks in a room, all the ladies they swoon ANCELOTTI When he raises his eye and nobody knows why ANCELOTTI All the lads from JT right through to Peter C LOVE CARLO And with Butch by his side, We will go forth with pride Altogether I think we all agree, plain to see, that we love ANCELOTTI x3--------------------------------------------------------------------Chelsea Through and through Chelsea we love you, through and through.We love you Chelsea, yes we do! Wining, wining!Wining, wining!Chelsea, Chelsea!Yes, we’ll support The Blues, through and through. Gimmie a C, Chelsea!Gimmie a C, Chelsea!Gimmie a C, Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea we love you, through and through.We love you Chelsea, yes we do! The true blue crowd are in the Shed As loyal fan they're miles ahead Rain or shine we'll pay our dues And we'll support the blues, through and through Gimmie a C, Chelsea!Gimmie a C, Chelsea!Gimmie a C, Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea we love you, through and through.We love you Chelsea, yes we do!Chelsea we love you, through and through.We love you Chelsea, yes we do!Chelsea we love you, through and through.We love you Chelsea, yes we do!--------------------------------------------------------------------Alouette Ref: Alouette, Chelsea Alouette,Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Oh she’s got a wonky eyeAnd golden hair... Ref. Oh she's got a broken nosea broken nose, a wonky eyeAnd golden hair... Ref. Oh she's got a hairy lipA hairy lip, a broken nose, a wonky eyeAnd golden hair... Ref. Oh she's got a double china double chin, a hairy lip, a broken nose, a wonky eyeAnd golden hair... Ref. Oh she's got a 48a 48, a double chin, a hairy lip, a broken nose, a wonky eyeAnd golden hair... Ref. Oh she's got a VDa VD, a 48, a double chin, a hairy lip, a broken nose, a wonky eyeAnd golden hair... Ref. Oh she's got a hairy arsea hairy arse , a VD, a 48, a double chin, a hairy lip, a broken nose, a wonky eyeAnd golden hair... Ref. Oh she's got a club foot a club foot, a hairy arse , a VD, a 48, a double chin, a hairy lip, a broken nose, a wonky eyeAnd golden hair... Ref. Have you seen my wife?My wifeyour wifea club foot, a hairy arse , a VD, a 48, a double chin, a hairy lip, a broken nose A wonky eyeAnd golden hair... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette,Alouette, Chelsea Alouette,--------------------------------------------------------------------Ten Men Went To Mow We are the boys in royal blue, we're come from Stamford Bridge, And we will follow the Chelsea... One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Two men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Two men, one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Three men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Three men, two men, one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Four men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Carefree wherever you may be! We're the famous CFC! And we don't care wherever we may be 'Cause we're the famous CFC! Five men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Six men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Seven men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Blue is the colour, football is the game We're all together and winning is our aim, So cheer us on trough the sun and rain, 'Cause Chelsea, Chelsea in our name! Eight men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Nine men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Ten men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Ten men, nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog Spot! Went to mow a meadow, Chelsea x4 Flying high up in the sky, we'll keep the blue flag flying high, From Stamford Bridge to Wembley, We'll keep the blue flag flying high! x3--------------------------------------------------------------------Fernando TorresHe is a blue he was a red – Torres, Torres!He left The Kop to join The Shed – Torres, Torres!He used to go out on the robBut now he’s got a proper jobFernando Torres – Chelsea’s number 9! --------------------------------------------------------------------Luiz songOoooh David Luiz, you are the love of my lifeOoooh David Luiz, I’d let you shag my wifeOoooh David Luiz, I want curly hair too --------------------------------------------------------------------Gianfranco ZolaGian-fran-co ZolaLa, la, la, la, la laGianfranco ZolaLa, la, la, la, la laGianfranco ZolaLa-la-la-la-la-la--------------------------------------------------------------------Abramovich songAbramo, Abramo, Roman AbramovichHe came to the ChelseaAnd we are fuckin rich!--------------------------------------------------------------------In your Liverpool slumsIn your Liverpool slums,You look in the dustbin for something to eat,You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums,You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums,You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums,Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums,You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,In your Liverpool slums.--------------------------------------------------------------------Fuck 'Em AllFuck 'em all,Fuck 'em all,United, West Ham, Liverpool,Cos we are the Chelsea and we are the best,We are the Chelsea so fuck all the rest--------------------------------------------------------------------Who the fuck?Who the fuck are Man United?Who the fuck are Man United?Who the fuck are Man United?When The Blues go marching on, on, on! --------------------------------------------------------------------Oh, Manchester!Oh, Manchester. Oh, Manchester.Is full of shit. Is full of shit.Oh Manchester is full of shit!Is full of shit, shit and bullshit.Oh Manchester is full of shit!--------------------------------------------------------------------Red's Not The ColourChorus:Red's not the colourHandball is the gameThey won't last foreverThat's because they are so lameDon't cheer them on through the fun and pain'Cause Arsenal, Arsenal/Liverpool, Liverpool/Man U, Man U is their name! Here at the Bridge where they always diveThey just whine all the timeHome or away, they don't have to playThey're losers anyway!Hey! ChorusCome to the Shed where we finish youWear your gooAnd see us booJust sing this song 'till the game is doneIt means that we have won!Oh!Chorus (2x)--------------------------------------------------------------------Down With The TottenhamDown with the Tottenham,You're going down with the Tottenham,Down with the Tottenham,You're going down with the Tottenham...--------------------------------------------------------------------TROPHY SONG FER...GUS...SON,Can you hear,You're gonna win fuck all this year With a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a boneChelsea's trophy's coming home! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe Cole Who's that twat from scumfield road? Who's that money grabbin whore? Joey Cole is his name and he hasn't got a brain and he won't be winnin trophies anymore!--------------------------------------------------------------------Scouser You are a Scouser,An ugly Scouser,You're only happy,On Giro day.Your mum's out thieving,Your dad's drug-dealing,So please don't take my hubcaps away.-------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,333 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 We'll be running round Tottenham with our knobs hanging out,We'll be running round Tottenham with our knobs hanging out,We'll be running round Tottenham Running round Tottenham Singing we've got foreskins and you aint !Ah, the old classics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 10,227 Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Blowing BubblesI'm forever blowing bubbles,Pretty bubbles in the air,They fly so high,They reach the sky,And like West Ham they fade and die Tottenham's always running,Arsenal's running too,We're the Chelsea boys in blue,And were running after you.Chelsea (clap)(clap)(clap)Chelsea...--------------------------------------------------------------------Running round the TottenhamWe'll be running round Tottenham with our knobs hanging out,We'll be running round Tottenham with our knobs hanging out,We'll be running round Tottenham Running round Tottenham Singing we've got foreskins and you aint !--------------------------------------------------------------------Speak EnglishSpeak fucking English,Why don't you speak fucking English,Speak fucking English,Why don't you speak fucking English...--------------------------------------------------------------------SupportYou're support!You're support!You're support is fucking shit!You're support is fucking shit!You supposed!You supposed!You supposed to be at home!You supposed to be at home!--------------------------------------------------------------------Have you ever seen Gerrard?Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league?Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league?Have you ever seen Gerrard, Have you ever seen GerrardHave you ever seen Gerrard win the league? --------------------------------------------------------------------Standing on the cornerIf you standing on the cornerWith the red scarf round your neckChelsea Boys will come and get yaAnd we’ll break your fucking neck!--------------------------------------------------------------------Enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Be a good idea to sticky this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismada9 1,948 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Lucas Piazon...Lucas PIAZON!!He hates North LondonLucas Piazon!!Lucas Piazon...Lucas PIAZON!!He hates ManchesterLucas Piazon!!Lucas Piazon...Lucas PIAZON!!He hates The ScousersLucas Piazon!!Lucas Piazon...Lucas PIAZON!!HE LOVES WEST LONDONLucas Piazon!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,543 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 If you go down to the shed tonightyou better go in disguiseIf you go down to the shed tonightyou`ll never believe your eyes`Cause Jeremy the Sugar Puffs bearhas bought some bootsand shaved his hairtoday`s the day that Jeremyjoined the Skinheads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,543 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 In the Liverpool SlumsIn the Liverpool SlumsIn the Liverpool Slumsyour Mam`s on the gameand your dad`s in the nickyou can`t get a job`cause your so fucking thickIn the Liverpool Slums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synavm 4 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Good little resource this but a few little pedantic corrections:Running round the TottenhamWe'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,We'll be running round Tottenham Running round Tottenham Running round Tottenham with our willies hanging outSinging I've got a foreskin haven't you? (No you ain't!)Oh, North London!Oh, North London. Oh, North London.Is full of shit. Is full of shit.Oh North London is full of shit!Is full of shit, shit and more shit.Oh North London is full of shit...and I've never heard "We're only here for the Chelsea". I've only heard it used in gest against the opposition side as "You're only here for the Chelsea" but it's possible both songs could be used.I know it's pedantic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,543 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 If i had the Wings of a Sparrowand the dirty black arse of a Crowi`d fly over Leicesterand shit on the bastards belowShit on,shit onShit on the bastards below, belowShit on,shit onShit on the bastards below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 ScoreScore, Score, ScoreWhen you get one you'll get moreWe'll sing you AssemblyWhen we get to WembleySo Come on You Chelsea and Score, score, scoreChim Chimneychim chimmeny. chim chimmeny. chim chim cheroo we hate those bastards in claret and blueIvanovich (tune of Ma na ma na)Invanovich, da, da da, da daInvanovich, da, da, da, da,Invanovich, da da da da, dada, da, da, da, da, daChelseas no. 2I personally like the one-offs too that get sung, like on Saturday, towards the end of the first half the following was sung We're gonna win fuck allwe're gonna win fuck allAnd now you're gonna believe usAnd now you're gonna believe usAnd now you're gonna believe usWe're gonna win fuck all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,543 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 during a thrashing at the hands of Clough`s Forest (7-1 if i recall correctly)Chelsea started to sing the song "Always look on the bright side of life" from the Life of Brian movie by Monty Python.for a while the song became an anthem sung by supporters of teams all over the U.K after we introduced it to the Terraces first.a craze more tasteful than Man City and their inflatable bananas....an inflatable crocodile was my item of choice.tho it was short lived,.it got punctured on about it`s 2nd outing, up at Highfield Road (Coventry City`s old ground) the crocodile was bigger than me..haha...if only we used to take photos the way fans do today...though i guess we were too busy having fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Every Little Things Gonna Be AlrightDon't Worry 'Bout a Thingcos Every Little Things gonna be alrightDon't worry 'bout a thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 My personal favourite:ONE BROW, YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE BROW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 In the dark back streets of LiverpoolWhere the Mile Ends never beenLies a mutilated body of a ScouserWhere the North stand kicked him inTo hell with Liverpool To hell with Man CityWe're going to fight, fight, fight for the ChelseaTill we win the football league...Again!Ohhhhh Alex Rodrigo, Dias De CostaHe's from BrazilHe plays alongside John Terry,He's just as fucking hardHe get's the ball outside the boxHe'll score from 30 yardsOh East London, Oh East LondonIs like Bengal, Is like BengalOh East London is like BengalIt's like the back streets of DelhiOh East London is like BengalAncelotti, Ancelotti, His name is AncelottiHis name is Ancelotti and Didier Drogba and Super Frank LampardFrom the Chelsea Shed, came a rising young starScoring goals past Pat Jennings from near and from farAnd Chelsea won, like we all knew they wouldAnd the star of that great team was Peter OsgoodOsgood, Osgood, Osgood, OsgoodBorn is the king of Stamford Bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleoftheshed 388 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 In Dublin's fair city,Where the girls are so pretty,I first laid my eyes on sweet Molly Malone.As she wheeled her wheelbarrow,Through streets broad and narrow,singingclap x8Chelsea!Its so easyIts so easyIts so easy at the Lane/whichever ground we are inIts so quietIts so quietIts so quiet at the LaneIts a shitholeIts a shitholeIts a shithole at the LaneYoure all wankersYoure all wankersYoure all wankers at the Lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismada9 1,948 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Didier Drogbala la la la laDidier Drogba LAAAAA LA LA LA LA LADidier Drogbala la la la laDidier Drogba LAAAAA LA LA LA LA LA..... :cfc: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty18 15 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 we won 6-1, we won 6-1, we won 6-1 at the lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue in NY 26 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 BELLETTI SONG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,333 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 To Norwich Fans''We've got Abramovich, You've Got a Drunken Bitch'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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