Things your father said

[chrismada9 1,948]

Zolayes started one about mum, now here's one about dad!

Probably one of the most famous things my dad always says is...

"CHRIS!! Can you go down the road for me please!! Can you get me a bottle of Rose!!"

[Styles 9,790]

"Get a farking job!!!!!!" :champions:

[Milan 17,862]

'Slow down' (he is an instructor in a driving school)

[HRiver 1,512]

'Go get me a pack of cigarettes'.

[Shane 2,275]

Who do Chelsea have as manager this week?

Calm down

When I reply about my brother celebrating a United goal and him not telling him to calm down) That was different.

Drogba's dead, Oh wait, He's alive!

[cfc-meleady 192]

Rooneys a muppet

Not watching the match? (When it's half time ad break)

Is there any dinner being made?

Im gonna pull in here will you get my some smokes.

[TrueChelseaBlue 105]

well it wasnt my dad but one of my mums ex bf's always used to say:

'Ere look at 'er, she's abit of alright int she' (everytime he reckoned i should chat someone up)

[ZanSnake 1,211]

Next one on the list:

Things your Dog said

Things Your Cat Said

Things your neighbour said

Things the robber who broke into your house waving around an magnum said

[steve5221 91]

BAG UP.......never listened as I now have 2 kids....

[BluesChick 1,260]

Promise me you won't do what your sisters do!

Promise me you won't be a teacher!

[ChelseaChick 430]

1. Are Chelsea playing shite

2. Oh Chelsea are winning, the other team must be shite

3. Why the fuck does he have that dose Mikel on

4. Fuck sake Lampard, do you think he's on a motorbike

5. Borini should be playing first team football

6. He's so tight he would peel an orange in his pocket

7. Mourinho is coming back

8. Carlo's gone this summer

Shut up dad

[BlueLion. 21,491]

"Here a bit" - when he wants something

"You little shit" - when we're getting on

"You're adopted" - when we're getting on

[teignman 441]

Anyone can be a success, as long as they set their goals low enough.

[Shane 2,275]

New one for today

"With a decent ref and seeing as your without Sideshow bob, We'll beat you handy enough."