chrismada9 1,948 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Zolayes started one about mum, now here's one about dad!Probably one of the most famous things my dad always says is..."CHRIS!! Can you go down the road for me please!! Can you get me a bottle of Rose!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Styles 9,790 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 "Get a farking job!!!!!!" :champions: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan 17,993 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 'Slow down' (he is an instructor in a driving school) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRiver 1,512 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 'Go get me a pack of cigarettes'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane 2,275 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Who do Chelsea have as manager this week?Calm downWhen I reply about my brother celebrating a United goal and him not telling him to calm down) That was different.Drogba's dead, Oh wait, He's alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc-meleady 192 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Rooneys a muppetNot watching the match? (When it's half time ad break)Is there any dinner being made?Im gonna pull in here will you get my some smokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueChelseaBlue 105 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 well it wasnt my dad but one of my mums ex bf's always used to say:'Ere look at 'er, she's abit of alright int she' (everytime he reckoned i should chat someone up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZanSnake 1,211 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Next one on the list:Things your Dog saidThings Your Cat SaidThings your neighbour saidThings the robber who broke into your house waving around an magnum said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve5221 91 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 BAG UP.......never listened as I now have 2 kids.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesChick 1,260 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Promise me you won't do what your sisters do!Promise me you won't be a teacher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChelseaChick 430 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 1. Are Chelsea playing shite2. Oh Chelsea are winning, the other team must be shite3. Why the fuck does he have that dose Mikel on4. Fuck sake Lampard, do you think he's on a motorbike5. Borini should be playing first team football6. He's so tight he would peel an orange in his pocket7. Mourinho is coming back8. Carlo's gone this summerShut up dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 "Here a bit" - when he wants something"You little shit" - when we're getting on"You're adopted" - when we're getting on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teignman 441 Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Anyone can be a success, as long as they set their goals low enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane 2,275 Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 New one for today"With a decent ref and seeing as your without Sideshow bob, We'll beat you handy enough." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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