How to conquer a girl

[Mário César 975]

To forget Chelsea's defeat against Sunderland, I created this topic so that you could tell your stories about girls.

If the admins find the title offensive, please change it.

May someone start !

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Make sure she doesn't snake you for your mate.

[Mário César 975]

[True_Blue 469]

On the first date smack her in the face suddenly and for no reason at all,girls like men that are spontaneous.

[Kez 2,727]

On the first date smack her in the face suddenly and for no reason at all,girls like men that are spontaneous.

brilliant

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

Lock her in the kitchen.

[kwylino 329]

Kick her in the nuts For a test If she looks At you strange Shes yours

[Gianfranco_Z 202]

On the first date smack her in the face suddenly and for no reason at all,girls like men that are spontaneous.

Kick her in the nuts For a test If she looks At you strange Shes yours

Sound advice, I hear girls dig that shit.

[kwylino 329]

Sound advice, I hear girls dig that shit.

Its more useful if your in thailand [no offence intended]

[Madmax 9,219]

"GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"

[Fulham Broadway 16,849]

'conquer' ?? - makes it sound like an invading army.

Ok if thats the case .......reconnaisance is required, maybe from a couple of hilly vantage points, before strategic surgical strikes, then an almighty thrust into the centre followed by spraying with automatic fire

[Kajo 176]

On the first date you have to be honest with her and you have to say something like this " listen girl, I like you and... don't fuck this up."

[zolayes 14,489]

from reading the posts above ,,,I can assume you are all single . you will learn later to your cost just who is the boss.....

[bloody 209]

from reading the posts above ,,,I can assume you are all single . you will learn later to your cost just who is the boss.....

this.

[Mário César 975]

'conquer' ?? - makes it sound like an invading army.

You made me laugh.

I know about that, but at the time I didn't found the right word to put in the title of the topic. Any suggestions?

[True_Blue 469]

How to win over a girl...or...how to seduce a girl...or...how to try to do it by yourself?

[warnie_666 1,081]

How to conquer a girl?

Get on top of her.......

[chrismada9 1,948]

On the first date smack her in the face suddenly and for no reason at all,girls like men that are spontaneous.

Fucking love it!!