Mário César 1,274 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 To forget Chelsea's defeat against Sunderland, I created this topic so that you could tell your stories about girls. If the admins find the title offensive, please change it.May someone start ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Make sure she doesn't snake you for your mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mário César 1,274 Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Blue 469 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 On the first date smack her in the face suddenly and for no reason at all,girls like men that are spontaneous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 On the first date smack her in the face suddenly and for no reason at all,girls like men that are spontaneous. brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubber bullets 1,183 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Lock her in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwylino 329 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Kick her in the nuts For a test If she looks At you strange Shes yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gianfranco_Z 202 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 On the first date smack her in the face suddenly and for no reason at all,girls like men that are spontaneous.Kick her in the nuts For a test If she looks At you strange Shes yoursSound advice, I hear girls dig that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwylino 329 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Sound advice, I hear girls dig that shit.Its more useful if your in thailand [no offence intended] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 "GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,319 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 'conquer' ?? - makes it sound like an invading army. Ok if thats the case .......reconnaisance is required, maybe from a couple of hilly vantage points, before strategic surgical strikes, then an almighty thrust into the centre followed by spraying with automatic fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajo 176 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 On the first date you have to be honest with her and you have to say something like this " listen girl, I like you and... don't fuck this up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 from reading the posts above ,,,I can assume you are all single . you will learn later to your cost just who is the boss..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody 209 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 from reading the posts above ,,,I can assume you are all single . you will learn later to your cost just who is the boss.....this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mário César 1,274 Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 'conquer' ?? - makes it sound like an invading army. You made me laugh.I know about that, but at the time I didn't found the right word to put in the title of the topic. Any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Blue 469 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 How to win over a girl...or...how to seduce a girl...or...how to try to do it by yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 How to conquer a girl?Get on top of her....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismada9 1,948 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 On the first date smack her in the face suddenly and for no reason at all,girls like men that are spontaneous.Fucking love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 This calls for a 'The History Boys' quote: 'Just remember to tell me when you reach Berlin.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Term-X 7,891 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 how to conquer a girl?.. Easy.= Money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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