The Pub - Discuss Anything

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Bagpipes - Introduced by the Romans from Turkey.

Haggis - Introduced by Vikings, specifically Norwegian.

Scotch - Eventually found it's way to the Highlands during the 15th century. Said to have originated in Babylonia.

Tartan - Originated in Austria as early as 400BC even earlier was found Eurasia. Wasn't Scottish 'traditional clothes' till the 18th century.

Penicillin- Was only discovered by a Scot. It's actual medical application was invented by three men an Australian, German and a Pom.

Celtic FC - Irish Immigrants

Golf - An evolution of a Roman game called paganica.

William Wallace did not wear tartan nor did he wear a kilt. Out dates both by several centuries.

Did your country produce the beast that is Charlie Adam? No. Did you guys produce Irn Bru? No. Do you guys have Frankie Boyle? No. Your jealous mate. As the rest of the world are.

Anyway my nights these days are excellent, I sit up watching monk into early hours of the morning.

[Spike 12,049]

Cause shes a gold digger.

Kiwi men are less wealthy.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's what my mate's really racist dad said. Even though he is a poor as all hell apprentice plumber.

Did your country produce the beast that is Charlie Adam? No. Did you guys produce Irn Bru? No. Do you guys have Frankie Boyle? No. Your jealous mate. As the rest of the world are.

Anyway my nights these days are excellent, I sit up watching monk into early hours of the morning.

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[Leif 6,006]

Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help

Confidence is key. Girls love it so if you aren't actually confident, fake it. Don't look down, don't mumble, don't seem confused, don't be too eager. You make the arrangements, pick up the bill, and be as natural as you can be. Go somewhere where you can have a drink. It makes it easier for both of you to relax. Listen to what she says and show interest. (Men will listen without looking at a person. Women think that means we aren't listening). Be funny and have fun and make sure she has fun. You want her to associate you with having a good time. (Leif=fun). Ultimately, what helps the most is when you realize that there are many girls out there. If this one doesn't work, others will. Then, you can just relax and have a great time.

[Leif 6,006]

@TorontoChelsea,

Are you a dating wizard? I think that's exactly what I wanted to hear. I owe you. (Well, I should do anyway. The date is this Saturday. Will post how it goes!)

[Hutcho 8,443]

Just finished 27th out of 9200 people in a 11 dollar poker tournment. Was playing for 8 hours.

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

@TorontoChelsea,

Are you a dating wizard? I think that's exactly what I wanted to hear. I owe you. (Well, I should do anyway. The date is this Saturday. Will post how it goes!)

Please do and good luck!

[Spike 12,049]

I love how Leif gets actual advice and I just get 'lick her out'.

[DJames 729]

I wonder why our female members never post in the pub..

I've posted.

Interesting convo's you guys have...from discussing size to "technique"........very interesting

[Stingray 9,441]

I've posted.

Interesting convo's you guys have...from discussing size to "technique"........very interesting

Ouch ...

[Stingray 9,441]

I love how Leif gets actual advice and I just get 'lick her out'.

When 36 you will realize your advice is actually better. Patience :-)

Also, did it work?

[Special Juan 28,096]

Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help

Be calm, relax, look interested, buy the drinks, tell her she looks stunning and later on knock her back doors in with all your mite.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I've posted.

Interesting convo's you guys have...from discussing size to "technique"........very interesting

We like to keep it fresh!

Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help

What Toronto said. But also give her a couple of subtle compliments as the night goes on. But DO NOT over-compliment her. She'll think she's too good for you and lose interest.

[Stingray 9,441]

later on knock her back doors in with all your mite.

[Spike 12,049]

When 36 you will realize your advice is actually better. Patience :-)

Also, did it work?

Everything was going quite well till her parents called and fucked everything up. They were threatening her, taking away her scholarships, money, etc. she was practically crying. Nothing goes Jake's way.