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Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.

Cannot express my delight properly.

I can just sense how much of a hit you are with the ladies! :doh:

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@Rmpr,

The closest I've got to some 'action' is accidentally bumping into a girl and spilling my coffee all over her tits and trying to wipe it up with a snotty piece of tissue from my pocket.

So you are saying you never kissed a girl or did something naughty during recess/party/cinema?

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Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.

Cannot express my delight properly.

Did you measure it flaccid or stiff? How big is it then, in girth and length? And tell me in centimetres, I don't understand this inch crap.

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Did you measure it flaccid or stiff? How big is it then, in girth and length? And tell me in centimetres, I don't understand this inch crap.

Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... :cry: Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though. :cry:

(I feel SO gay right now.)

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Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... :cry: Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though. :cry:

(I feel SO gay right now.)

Yeah flaccid means fuck all, those sizes vary greatly. But I must tell you we are almost in the same boat with those numbers :yay:

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Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... :cry: Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though. :cry:

(I feel SO gay right now.)

More stats than torres' whole Chelsea career.
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100% sure. I've satisfied two females thus far in my life. Well actually only one was regularly satisfied, the other was not my fault! (as proven by the one that was).

It was a rethorical question, the fact you answered only concerns me more...

Just earlier I was thinking that I'd be more attracted to girls if they had tails + cat eyes. Fucked up, I know. But I'm a kinky bastard. (For the record, I do not find cats attractive.)

You dont have the right to call yourself kinky!

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