Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.Cannot express my delight properly.I can just sense how much of a hit you are with the ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 @Rmpr,The closest I've got to some 'action' is accidentally bumping into a girl and spilling my coffee all over her tits and trying to wipe it up with a snotty piece of tissue from my pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 @Rmpr,The closest I've got to some 'action' is accidentally bumping into a girl and spilling my coffee all over her tits and trying to wipe it up with a snotty piece of tissue from my pocket. So you are saying you never kissed a girl or did something naughty during recess/party/cinema? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! Leif 6,006 Posted February 27, 2013 Popular Post! Share Posted February 27, 2013 So you are saying you never kissed a girl or did something naughty during recess/party/cinema?Not kissed a girl in my life, unless my mum counts. I once got a boner though when a girl was rubbing her leg against mine during class..and then I realised it was actually the table leg, and not a human leg. We Hate Scouse, Rmpr, Spike and 6 others 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Not kissed a girl in my life, unless my mum counts. I dont believe it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam Dunk 1,442 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Needed some cheering up after interviewgate... Cheers Joey. Azpinator, We Hate Scouse and Dion 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.Cannot express my delight properly.Did you measure it flaccid or stiff? How big is it then, in girth and length? And tell me in centimetres, I don't understand this inch crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 I must come here more often to refrain my pervert friends. Stingray and Rmpr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Did you measure it flaccid or stiff? How big is it then, in girth and length? And tell me in centimetres, I don't understand this inch crap.Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though. (I feel SO gay right now.) manpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 I dont believe it!I'm flattered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! Dion 2,476 Posted February 28, 2013 Popular Post! Share Posted February 28, 2013 Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though. (I feel SO gay right now.) It's only gay if you're obsessed with other people's penis. Probably I'm feeling more gay than you right now, since I read everything you said about your penis. We Hate Scouse, CHOULO19, Blue-in-me-Veins and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though. (I feel SO gay right now.) Yeah flaccid means fuck all, those sizes vary greatly. But I must tell you we are almost in the same boat with those numbers Leif 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though. (I feel SO gay right now.) More stats than torres' whole Chelsea career. Leif, Stingray and Amblève. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 It's only gay if you're obsessed with other people's penis. Probably I'm feeling more gay than you right now, since I read everything you said about your penis.I got to the "flaccid" part and thought, this post isn't for me... Lool. Leif and Dion 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 OMG, AND MY CONVERSATION WITH STING WAS GAY????LIKE, WTF??? 2 GROWN UP DUDES TALKING SERIOUS ABOUT THEIR PENIS SIZE, REALLY?? Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJames 729 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Society tricked me! Here I thought guys don't talk about this stuff....Hahaha thanks for the laugh.@Leif I'm not laughing at you, just the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 @Leif and @manpe, you sure you like women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 @Leif and @manpe, you sure you like women?100% sure. I've satisfied two females thus far in my life. Well actually only one was regularly satisfied, the other was not my fault! (as proven by the one that was). Leif 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Just earlier I was thinking that I'd be more attracted to girls if they had tails + cat eyes. Fucked up, I know. But I'm a kinky bastard. (For the record, I do not find cats attractive.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 100% sure. I've satisfied two females thus far in my life. Well actually only one was regularly satisfied, the other was not my fault! (as proven by the one that was). It was a rethorical question, the fact you answered only concerns me more...Just earlier I was thinking that I'd be more attracted to girls if they had tails + cat eyes. Fucked up, I know. But I'm a kinky bastard. (For the record, I do not find cats attractive.)You dont have the right to call yourself kinky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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