Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Yeah the system in Estonia sucks. They lowered the standards because the population is getting weaker, but places need to be filled. The tests were not thorough at all imo. The best chance to escape duty is to cock something up to the shrink, which I did. I mean every Oscar and Emmy winning actor would have been proud of my performance.LOLWhat does your penis has to do with anything? (please dont call it willie, it is gay) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 LOLWhat does your penis has to do with anything? (please dont call it willie, it is gay)actually, I like to call him George, Big George :-) Rmpr and Hutcho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 actually, I like to call him George, Big George :-)I like to call mine Big Phil on account of Big Phil Scolari being a cock. Rmpr, Liquidator, Stingray and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 actually, I like to call him George, Big George :-)I have lost one of my legs in an accident! Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiwaz 539 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 actually, I like to call him George, Big George :-)I don't really have a name for him, but I have a name for the special place of my ex I call it Wembley because of all the men that can fit in it. Stingray and Spike 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 In a few hours I will need to go do my medical exam to assess whether I'm fit for army service. Am absolutely shitting meself. If I'm fit enough I will lose 8-11 months of my life playing war in forests and mud for absolutely no reason. I hope to fuck they find something wrong with me.Apparently I might need to strip down totally naked so they could touch my willie and ass, no idea why (am wondering if it's a good idea to take a shit before going, maybe I will have lumps of brown fury greeting the doc). Here's me hoping my wiener isn't totally shrunk so it would look bigger, but due to nerves it will probably be hiding itself as much as it can. Doctors are incredible perverts.They will also take lots of blood from a vein, I have never done that before and I'm not very fond of big needles messing about inside of me either. I have nothing against standard syringes, but having a big ass nail stuffed directly in my vein doesn't sound very pleasing to me.So Estonia has that pre-ancient draft system as well? Do you have to do any other service if you aren't fit/good enough for the army? Something like a public service or so?Edit: Nevermind, didn't read all of your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 ^^THANK YOU, the subject was getting weird! Tiwaz and Stingray 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I don't really have a name for him, but I have a name for the special place of my ex I call it Wembley because of all the men that can fit in it.I like to call my ex 'Signal Iduna Park' given that it's the biggest in Europe. Stingray and Tiwaz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 OMG, just stop!Nobody fucking cares how you all call your cocks or your girl's vagina. Just keep it private! BluesChick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinineUltra 1,170 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 So I failed my medical, yay! The bad news though is that I have to go back in one year, which means I will have to maintain my destructive lifestyle till then, and probably until I'm 28 because that is the limit over which they don't take. I could avoid that if I somehow got some serious diagnosis which would let me off the hook forever, but I doubt I could get any, so I'm gonna continue being a lazy slouch, drinking, smoking and eating unhealthily for the next 7 years, GOOD TIMES :')Piir on nüüd 30. Kui tahad midagi teada ajateenistusest vms, siis küsi julgelt. I've gone through the military service in one of the strictest infantry corps in Estonia, what we were told form day 1 is that our battalion might lack the living-standards so to say but it will make up for it with discipline. I didn't take their word for it but they were right. When we met other soldiers from different battalions, they were far less disciplined, had fewer rules to follow and seemed like tourists to us, didn't know how to properly handle a weapon etc. You can say that it will take a year out of your life, which it will, but for me it was question of honor and a bit of patriotism. I can understand people, who have families to feed, an injury preventing them from enlisting, a lucrative job ( one way to another you will get fired, though it's illegal to do that), because the compensation you get for serving in the army is very small.It's really difficult for me to listen how some people unfairly slate this without even being in there. It will be mentally and physically hard but it has a lot to offer. You'll meet new people, make good friends. You'll get to experience life you otherwise wont. When else will you spend the night under the sky while it's -30 degrees and you only have your backpack and sleeping-bag with you? A lot of cool things happen there that you can laugh about later in your life and talk to others. Even if you dont know the person, men,who have served their time, have always something to talk about and relate. For example, during one of the last training camps, we had to put up a patrol like always. When it was my turn, it was already very dark outside and we were in the woods. 10 min before though, our squad leader had given us a warning that a mother bear and its cubs have been sighted near by our patrol way. So it was a very nerv-wrecking experience, because had we met them, we didnt have anything else to defend ourselves except an assault rifle with fake bullets that only make a loud noise. Of course, the stories don't only evolve around wild animals, much more to it. Looking back, I dont think I lost a year in my life. I gained a lot and am proud that I did this. Regarding universities etc - if you're determined and not lazy, serving in the army won't affect you. I had to re-do my biology exam in order to get into medical faculty. I had a fixed mind about what I want to achieve and how to do it. BluesChick, Stingray and MetsajCFC 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 OMG, just stop!Nobody fucking cares how you all call your cocks or your girl's vagina. Just keep it private!You're just jealous because yours doesn't have a cool name. Little Rafa, right? Stingray and Rmpr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 You're just jealous because yours doesn't have a cool name. Little Rafa, right? I dont have a fucking name for my penis and if my girl ever name it, I might just slap her in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I dont have a fucking name for it and if my girl ever name it, I might just slap her in the face. No violence mate. Otherwise I'll kill you. Rmpr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 No violence mate. Otherwise I'll kill you.Your avatar guy looks like Justin Bieber, just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I dont have a fucking name for my penis and if my girl ever name it, I might just slap her in the face with it. Corrected that for you, Rmpr Rmpr, Hutcho and Amblève. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Your avatar guy looks like Justin Bieber, just saying... WTF?! Sure that's a reason to kill you, no? Man, that's Benjamin Griffey aka Casper, one of the best German conscious rappers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 WTF?! Sure that's a reason to kill you, no? Man, that's Benjamin Griffey aka Casper, one of the best German conscious rappers!I do prefer unconscious rappers though .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetsajCFC 1,255 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Yeah the system in Estonia sucks. They lowered the standards because the population is getting weaker, but places need to be filled. The tests were not thorough at all imo. The best chance to escape duty is to cock something up to the shrink, which I did. I mean every Oscar and Emmy winning actor would have been proud of my performance. There were tears, piss and goo flying everywhere.Üks tuttav rääkis, kuidas üks tüüp teenistusest pääses. Kui temalt küsiti kus ta elab, ronis ta laua peale ja vaatas aknast välja ning ütles "siit ei paista" - ja oligi korras Tore, et vähemalt sinule meeltmööda asi lahenes, praeguseks. Ise teenisin Jõhvis, vabatahtlikult kohe pärast gümnaasiumi ja enne ülikooli. Asi pole nii hull kui internetis räägitakse. Seal on inimesi, keda sa näiteks tava elus kindlasti ei kohta, igavene kirju kari.. nalja sai palju. Ainuke jama asi on toit. Ja mitte toidu maitse/olemus, vaid kogus. Kogu elu trenni teinud või nii, aga just viimased 4 aastat mõtestatult jõudu teinud. Aga kui süüa ei saa ning 06:00-22:00 oled rakkes, siis võtab kolinal uuesti alla. Muidu oli norm? Palju sul kokku aega läks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I dont have a fucking name for my penis and if my girl ever name it, I might just slap her in the face. Or just call it garçom pequeno ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 You're just jealous because yours doesn't have a cool name. Little Rafa, right? Or just call it garçom pequeno ... People who talk about other's penis size have the smallest, just saying... Hamilton and Stingray 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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