Spike 12,049 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 HAHAHAHAill wrek u m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Wtf ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 @Rmpr, I've been speaking to a couple of my mates about BRASIL 2014. One said he is keen to come, but I'm not sure about him. I'm almost positive he was stoned on marijuana when I told him. Another said he would love to but he has an major phobia of flying, so no dice. I've a few other mates, that I'll tell about though. Gotta get dis shit sorted, yo.Saving cash will be hard, but I'll just have to get off me arse and get a part time job. Can't play in Brasil without working in Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton 2,120 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 So what are you still doing over here then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 So what are you still doing over here then? becuz teh world kup iz in 2014. dur. Rmpr and Hamilton 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naked Mole Rat 437 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 In a few hours I will need to go do my medical exam to assess whether I'm fit for army service. Am absolutely shitting meself. If I'm fit enough I will lose 8-11 months of my life playing war in forests and mud for absolutely no reason. I hope to fuck they find something wrong with me.Apparently I might need to strip down totally naked so they could touch my willie and ass, no idea why (am wondering if it's a good idea to take a shit before going, maybe I will have lumps of brown fury greeting the doc). Here's me hoping my wiener isn't totally shrunk so it would look bigger, but due to nerves it will probably be hiding itself as much as it can. Doctors are incredible perverts.They will also take lots of blood from a vein, I have never done that before and I'm not very fond of big needles messing about inside of me either. I have nothing against standard syringes, but having a big ass nail stuffed directly in my vein doesn't sound very pleasing to me.Why wouldn't you want your dick to shrink? You want it to shrink to the point it inverts itself and crawls into your lower abdomen. They'll totally think you're a girl. Then, you won't do your service and win a fucking lawsuit. manpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I'm currently waiting for my psyche evaluation for God knows how many hours already. Luckily it's the last stop and I didn't have to get my willie out. Giving blood was also nothing special, didn't feel a thing. Let's all hope I fail so I could continue blessing this forum with my intelligence and charisma. Amblève., We Hate Scouse and Stingray 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesChick 1,260 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I'm currently waiting for my psyche evaluation for God knows how many hours already. Luckily it's the last stop and I didn't have to get my willie out. Giving blood was also nothing special, didn't feel a thing. Let's all hope I fail so I could continue blessing this forum with my intelligence and charisma.The waiting is part of your psyche exam! Glad they didn't drain too much of your blood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Goddamn, I've read some pretty sick comments on Facebook about the Indian women on MKR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicrico 175 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Are you talking about "illegal" free ? They are usually in pdf. Just buy the book in amazon, ebook version is usually pretty cheapWell When you talk about books for work "The subsea enginerring handbook" is over £80So to answer your question....Yes illegal Free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 @Rmpr, I've been speaking to a couple of my mates about BRASIL 2014. One said he is keen to come, but I'm not sure about him. I'm almost positive he was stoned on marijuana when I told him. Another said he would love to but he has an major phobia of flying, so no dice. I've a few other mates, that I'll tell about though. Gotta get dis shit sorted, yo.Saving cash will be hard, but I'll just have to get off me arse and get a part time job. Can't play in Brasil without working in Australia.Just do your thing man, I will be waiting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Double post.Alcohol much? Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Alcohol much? ShhhhhhhI was doing my sexy Borat dance, got a bit distracted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 ShhhhhhhI was doing my sexy Borat dance, got a bit distracted! Ow you big hunk of a man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! manpe 10,861 Posted February 6, 2013 Popular Post! Share Posted February 6, 2013 So I failed my medical, yay! The bad news though is that I have to go back in one year, which means I will have to maintain my destructive lifestyle till then, and probably until I'm 28 because that is the limit over which they don't take. I could avoid that if I somehow got some serious diagnosis which would let me off the hook forever, but I doubt I could get any, so I'm gonna continue being a lazy slouch, drinking, smoking and eating unhealthily for the next 7 years, GOOD TIMES :') Naked Mole Rat, Rmpr, Amblève. and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 So I failed my medical, yay! The bad news though is that I have to go back in one year, which means I will have to maintain my destructive lifestyle till then, and probably until I'm 28 because that is the limit over which they don't take. I could avoid that if I somehow got some serious diagnosis which would let me off the hook forever, but I doubt I could get any, so I'm gonna continue being a lazy slouch, drinking, smoking and eating unhealthily for the next 7 years, GOOD TIMES :')Congratulations Manpe!! manpe and We Hate Scouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 So I failed my medical, yay! The bad news though is that I have to go back in one year, which means I will have to maintain my destructive lifestyle till then, and probably until I'm 28 because that is the limit over which they don't take. I could avoid that if I somehow got some serious diagnosis which would let me off the hook forever, but I doubt I could get any, so I'm gonna continue being a lazy slouch, drinking, smoking and eating unhealthily for the next 7 years, GOOD TIMES :')Wow, I only had to do it with 18. They dont recall you in Brazil, never!Congrats! manpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Wow, I only had to do it with 18. They dont recall you in Brazil, never!Congrats! Yeah the system in Estonia sucks. They lowered the standards because the population is getting weaker, but places need to be filled. The tests were not thorough at all imo. The best chance to escape duty is to cock something up to the shrink, which I did. I mean every Oscar and Emmy winning actor would have been proud of my performance. There were tears, piss and goo flying everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 It's so hard to get into the Australian army it's ridiculous. They only take the most manly of men. Since our population is small they train the fuck out of the soldiers. We have to make up quantity with quality.http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/AussiesWithArtilleryOur SAS isn't as well known as the Brit's SAS but they are more insane and just as highly trained. These bastards take training so seriously that most of those that died during service died from training too hard. Badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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