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[EBH 283]

@EBH, Hey Darkness, how have you been?

Alright

Are you back from America yet

[EBH 283]

I have a job but it pays about 14 cents a day if I'm lucky.

Edit:

I forgot

I'm not meant to talk about it

[Ankit 3,176]

A valet at a hotel in New Delhi crashed the Lamborghini Gallardo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTDMr1ZY-98

[EBH 283]

How did he manage that

[Spike 12,049]

@EBH, you'd think being imdian the valet would be a 10/10 driver. Even having enough skiill to add on a few blocks subtley

[EBH 283]

@EBH, you'd think being imdian the valet would be a 10/10 driver. Even having enough skiill to add on a few blocks subtley

Mate, I'm Colombian

[Spike 12,049]

Mate, I'm Colombian

fuck off

[Spike 12,049]

@EBH, have you made love to any women lately?

[EBH 283]

fuck off

Bloke's a bloody embarrassment to the west and to all the ethnics, not just the South Asians, in Australia.

Young ethnic male from Blacktown, on what looks to be a fairly decent bike, follows roads rules? What's the fucking point. Everybody hoons on our roads. Everybody. Just today, I saw a little piece of shit Daihatsu drift past a couple of V8s on a tight bend, then hammer it down past us. Guy was going quicker than me and my mate, who was driving a heavily modded Civic Type R.

Type R's are sick, actually. Unless a cop actually gets in and drives it, you can do whatever you want with the engine and they'll never know. It's such a benign looking vehicle. I need to get one of those, though I first need to learn how to drive a manual and save up some serious paper (it cost my mate 18 grand because he had to get it imported direct from Japan).

[EBH 283]

@EBH, have you made love to any women lately?

I be steady slingin'

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

@EBH, have you made love to any women lately?

Lately? You mean ever....

[EBH 283]

Sam, m8, I think you've been whooshed. #25pagespershag

[Spike 12,049]

I be steady slingin'

Tell us a story

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Sam, m8, I think you've been whooshed. #25pagespershag

I know you're trying to keep up this Columbian persona and all that but you're still a weedy little Indian virgin living in gods arsehole of Stralia. :')

[EBH 283]

Weedy? Little? m8 i'll fkn rek u

[EBH 283]

Tell us a story

Do you know Tinder

If you do then I don't think I need to elaborate

It's the best for a quick root

[Spike 12,049]

Do you know Tinder

If you do then I don't think I need to elaborate

Why are you on Grinder?

[Spike 12,049]

mate, that's fucking gay