The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Barbara 15,149]

stuff you find on tumblr.

I wonder if they were here those were going to be their picking up lines

chelsea fc pick-up lines

• david luiz: are you a #geezer? because let's #enjoythelife together.
• andre schürrle: i can show you how to #beREALLYhappy.
• eden hazard: hello, sorry, i'm married.
• gary cahill: will you be the orange to my juice?
• jose mourinho: i can make you the happy one.
• romelu lukaku: i'm #teamnosleep unless it's with you.
• fernando torres: girl, your smile is definitely worth more than me.
• oscar: i'm really 21 years old i swear.
• juan mata: girl, are you a speeding ticket? because you've got fine written all over you.
• ashley cole: dnt talk come to bed, imthere
• petr cech: babe, are you my helmet? because i can't get you out of my head.
• frank lampard: they call me super in bed as well.
• branislav ivanovic: girl, are you hungry for me?
• demba ba: it's nice to meet you, but i'm syrup sexual.
• john obi mikel: do you want to see me score....... with you?
• victor moses: i'd like to see you part your legs like the red sea.
• michael essien: they don't call me "sexy big black" for no reason
• cesar azpilicueta: i may be sassy, but i can also be sexy.

[DJames 729]

............1000? Or 1001 o_o

[Liquidator 5,176]

You mean besides that it's true?

you're a cheeky one choo choo, a cheeky one indeed...

[Rmpr 8,977]

1001!

Edited August 15, 2013 by Rmpr

[Heisenberg 1,824]

1001 !

The page of the gods.

[Tiwaz 539]

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

In on 1001!

Cuz trying to be on page 1000 is too mainstream.

[Liquidator 5,176]

PORRA

SIM

DEZ

[1chelsea 864]

You out too, 0n3 page too late

[Tiwaz 539]

You out too, 0n3 page too late

I posted on 1000 too .

But it took till page 1001 to make the sig.

[1chelsea 864]

You out too, 0n3 page too late

I posted on 1000 too .

But it took till page 1001 to make the sig.

Aha i mix the pixel there bro

[Stingray 9,441]

Explosion, anyone?

sigh ... come here Chou Chou.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

sigh ... come here Chou Chou.

Do you have explosions there? I can't sleep without the sound of explosions in the background, I'm used to them

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Congrats, you guys won at home against a team with 3 WC apperances!

Scotland > England, overall.

How? Why? As a historian of Britain and Europe in general, I bloody well know that isn't true!

[Azpinator 2,325]

They are just numbers..