Spike 12,049 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 1. He's bald as anything2. I don't have Cech's name on the back of that shirt sadly.3. That isn't my scrum cap. Mainly because I don't wear one. Limits your peripheral vision and what's the point of a prop wearing one?4. I wasn't at the Bradford game on Saturday.5. If I was, I'd be too much of a pussy not to be wearing a coat.6. That guy is taller than me, I think.7. I can't move my left elbow into that position at the minute. Cricket injury.8. Are those jogging bottoms he's wearing? Ewwwwwwww. Otherwise a very good shout. What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,187 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Any of you UK members watch that Undateables last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,330 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.Cunt BlueLion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 CuntI will have your house precision bombed by the SAS, with written consent from the Queen. You are outta luck boyo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Hitler shooting his face off in a bunker look like a fucking relaxing evening on Iron March in comparison. I don’t give a fuck how many kills you have or how tough you are in real life, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you Spike and Stingray 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.Moot, is this you? BlueLion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Moot, is this you?no, m00t is kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 no, m00t is killI know ..... Sads. You go 8chan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I know ..... Sads.You go 8chan?I mainly hang around /v/ and /sp/. I used to go to /b/ but since the IDs were removed it has just become 90% porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I mainly hang around /v/ and /sp/. I used to go to /b/ but since the IDs were removed it has just become 90% porn.True :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I just told the missus she was 'killing my muthafuckin vibe'. Perhaps not the wisest words uttered. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myself 793 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.wow copycat dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,887 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Waiting to hear about more work, fuck life. Pay day is also too far away, fuck life x2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 wow copycat dudeYou are boring. Get a personality, Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Hey @Jason, like my new sig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! Liquidator 5,176 Posted January 29, 2015 Popular Post! Share Posted January 29, 2015 Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to Henrique Ainsley Harriott, OneMoSalah, Blue-in-me-Veins and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,887 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to HenriqueWell done mate, you just need the yellow fiat punto like Simon out of the inbetweeners now. Ainsley Harriott and Liquidator 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,330 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to HenriqueHow many minors did you get you minor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Hey @Jason, like my new sig? Anything to make your happy dear.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEVE666 13 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to HenriqueCongratulations. Drive safely, there's a lot of idiots on the road, especially cyclists. Liquidator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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