The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Dion 2,476]

LOL, Little Cock Leif was his name!

That's right! Come out wherever you are, mate. We miss you.

[EBH 283]

Que coisa mais gay q vc fez com a fitas do senhor do Bonfim!

Calarse

[Dion 2,476]

Spike is quiet because he's trying to find the best angle for his hand.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Since you've already seen the inside of my hand

Offspin fingers

You have the hand of a frail 60 year old woman.

[Spike 12,049]

Since you've already seen the inside of my hand

Offspin fingers

Violets are blue, roses are red, Eric's hands are pure Darkness.

You been playing cricket mate? What's your favoured position? Fielding? Bowling? Batting? ...wicket keeping?

[Dion 2,476]

Since you've already seen the inside of my hand

Offspin fingers

Did you ever break your middle finger? How come it is so curvy?

[EBH 283]

Violets are blue, roses are red, Eric's hands are pure Darkness.

You been playing cricket mate? What's your favoured position? Fielding? Bowling? Batting? ...wicket keeping?

I bat 11 and bowl 'spin'

[Spike 12,049]

Spike is quiet because he's trying to find the best angle for his hand.

It's too dark

[Dion 2,476]

It's too dark

Don't worry, we're not racists

[Spike 12,049]

I bat 11 and bowl 'spin'

I wish I played more cricket after primary school. Kind of stopped.

[EBH 283]

Did you ever break your middle finger? How come it is so curvy?

No, I haven't. The tips of my fingers can curve a long way in either direction, I was born like that.

[Spike 12,049]

Don't worry, we're not racists

I'm an ebony god

[EBH 283]

I wish I played more cricket after primary school. Kind of stopped.

I haven't played competitively since year 11

[EBH 283]

I'm an ebony god

Spike you're the best

[Rmpr 8,977]

Calarse

Is this an attempt to ask me to shut up?

[Spike 12,049]

I haven't played competitively since year 11

I never played competitvely. Love playing cricket.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Since you've already seen the inside of my hand

Offspin fingers

You dont even need to show your uggly face to scare hot chicks! Your hand does the work just as fine!

[Dion 2,476]

The closest I have came to playing cricket was playing a game we used to call "bets" on the streets. Which correlates to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backyard_cricket if wikipedia is any trustable.