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[Amblève. 4,995]

We are on about food eh, well I am great at ordering chinese food but bar that I near torched our kitchen making toast

I didn't really but my brother more or less what a twat.

Ah the Scots

This kinda reminds me of KSI putting his crotch on fire (fuck my thoughts lol).

Oh wow! How extravagant! Baking is my speciality but I can make a mean lamb chops with feta salad

I like lamb. So dinner at yours?

[Stingray 9,441]

Is it better than their previous albums? Because they were all pretty terrible. Da Funk was alright, I suppose.

I believe so ....

It is very chill andlay back qua athmosphere and mostly very, very funky. More a funk record than a pure dance record.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I'm bored and trying not to actually start doing my many assignments, so here is brain teaser:

A man and two boys, a woman and two girls, and a policeman and a prisoner all want to cross a river using a small boat. Here are the rules:

- The boat can only fit two people at a time and must have at least one adult to get it across the river.

- The man cannot be alone, on the boat or on one of the banks, with one of the two little girls unless the woman is there as well. Same with the woman and the two little boys.

- The policeman and prisoner must not be separated at any time.

There is no trick or silly answer, you just have to solve the riddle by finding the proper combinations.

HINT: The girls and boys CAN be alone on one of the banks without the woman and man.

[Stingray 9,441]

Oh wow! How extravagant! Baking is my speciality but I can make a mean lamb chops with feta salad

Duh ...

[whatthemata 249]

I like lamb. So dinner at yours?

Naah, leaving in a few days!

[Amblève. 4,995]

As we're talking about food...

Why do people actually take photos of their food? Is having the best food another friggin' rat race in our society?! And if so, what the hell have we come down to, editing pics of our food?!

One would think photoshopping pics of some "supermodels" is sad enough...

[Stingray 9,441]

I'm bored and trying not to actually start doing my many assignments

Youve come to the right place

http://www.boredbutton.com/

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

I'm bored and trying not to actually start doing my many assignments, so here is brain teaser:

A man and two boys, a woman and two girls, and a policeman and a prisoner all want to cross a river using a small boat. Here are the rules:

- The boat can only fit two people at a time and must have at least one adult to get it across the river.

- The man cannot be alone, on the boat or on one of the banks, with one of the two little girls unless the woman is there as well. Same with the woman and the two little boys.

- The policeman and prisoner must not be separated at any time.

There is no trick or silly answer, you just have to solve the riddle by finding the proper combinations.

HINT: The girls and boys CAN be alone on one of the banks without the woman and man.

This is basically the same as the cannibals and missionaries brainteaser.

Stick the man and one of the boys on the boat, put the boy over to the other side, the man stays in, goes back gets the other boy, puts him over.

The man then gets the women and puts her over to the other side, before getting one of the little girls and puts her over, then the other little girl and puts her over, then gets out and police officer and prisoner get over.

110% wrong.

[Rmpr 8,977]

I'd always use the train if I had the option here. It would be worth it even if only for saving me the trouble of finding a parking spot. Here you drive a car or you go by bus, but busses are always overcrowded, super hot and late. Sometimes you have to wait 30 minutes for a bus. And good luck on taking the bus in rush hours.

That is because you live in the middle of nowhere!

[Spike 12,049]

This is basically the same as the cannibals and missionaries brainteaser.

Which is the same as the fox, grain and hen brainteaser.

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

Which is the same as the fox, grain and hen brainteaser.

yep and I still got it wrong I think. Fuck you CHOULO

[CHOULO19 24,332]

This is basically the same as the cannibals and missionaries brainteaser.

Stick the man and one of the boys on the boat, put the boy over to the other side, the man stays in, goes back gets the other boy, puts him over.

The man then gets the women and puts her over to the other side, before getting one of the little girls and puts her over, then the other little girl and puts her over, then gets out and police officer and prisoner get over.

110% wrong.

The what?

Wrong, because, when the Man and the boy get in the boat the first time, one boy is left on the same bank with the woman with out the man which is against the rules.

[Stingray 9,441]

@rmpr

I miss you man!

#nohomoforchoulo19

[Spike 12,049]

yep and I still got it wrong I think. Fuck you CHOULO

I got it right when I was in primary school. Fucking Scots, I tells you.

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

The what?

Wrong, because, when the Man and the boy get in the boat the first time, one boy is left on the same bank with the woman with out the man which is against the rules.

Fuck your rules, get a helicopter, fly over the fucking river.

[Stingray 9,441]

I got it right when I was in primary school. Fucking Scots, I tells you.

Scots ......

[whatthemata 249]

Scots ......

I got it right when I was in primary school. Fucking Scots, I tells you.

Picking on the Scots. Easy target.

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

I got it right when I was in primary school. Fucking Scots, I tells you.

Scots ......

Right fuck you cunts do this then.

What is special about the order of these numbers?

8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0