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[Spike 12,049]

Be carefull! More than two wanks combined with stress + alcohol causes certain limp dick syndrome ....

Just saying :-)

I've been there before a few times, and I'm quite aware it's awful.

Ask Dion for the full story.

[Stingray 9,441]

I've been there before a few times, and I'm quite aware it's awful.

Ask Dion for the full story.

I will :-)

[Leif 6,006]

I saw this in a philosophy thread on a forum related to a hobby of mine and I think I might try and start doing this when I can. It'd be a shame if someone were to take advantage of this though and use the 'service' when they don't actually need it at all:

We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:

‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave.

I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”

My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”

Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks

‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’

It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.

[Rambo 1,729]

@Rambo,

@samzilla,

@TorontoChelsea,

@bushman,

Its funny how Canada and New Zealand are so much alike. We both have a natural attraction, everyoe comes to our countries for their shear beauty. We both have decent senses of humor, and we both hate our neighbouring countries which people always associate us with!

Can't wait to visit Canada one day!

Come visit Toronto and watch the Leafs in the playoffs!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I'm watching the match on Sky Sport and I have to say, British ads are just terrible. Completely meaningless!

[Kezza 1,965]

Australians don't hate New Zealander. We think of you as an annoying little brother that overcompensates in one field which is rugby. Also if you hated us, half of New Zealand wouldn't be working and living in the great and most serene country of Australia.

Of course you don't, we don't like Aussies. Like how you tried to claim the all whites as an 'Australasian' football team in the Last World Cup,

http://www.smh.com.au/world-cup-2010/world-cup-news/australasia-1--slovakia-1-kiwis-get-the-point-20100616-ydks.html

Look at that headline!

or how you stole the pavlova and Russell Crowe.

Kiwis don't go to Australia to be around Australians, they go there because you get paid more than 30% extra for doing the same job. They go to Australia, make a few hundred grand in the mines or whatever, come home and make a life here. (Unless they spend all the money on women and booze).

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

This Di Canio bullshit on the news is ridiculous. Fuck me man. As bad as fascism is, I don't give a fuck about Di Canio's political views. I will judge him as a football manager not a politician.

[Kieran. 6,317]

This Di Canio bullshit on the news is ridiculous. Fuck me man. As bad as fascism is, I don't give a fuck about Di Canio's political views. I will judge him as a football manager not a politician.

Meh, fuck fascists.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Meh, fuck fascists.

Yeah I know, they are disgusting people but still they rant on about this interview he said in 2005 rather than will he keep them up or not. The media are also buying into it too. He should be taking about football, not having to try and defend himself for something outside of football.

[Spike 12,049]

Of course you don't, we don't like Aussies. Like how you tried to claim the all whites as an 'Australasian' football team in the Last World Cup,

http://www.smh.com.au/world-cup-2010/world-cup-news/australasia-1--slovakia-1-kiwis-get-the-point-20100616-ydks.html

Look at that headline!

or how you stole the pavlova and Russell Crowe.

Kiwis don't go to Australia to be around Australians, they go there because you get paid more than 30% extra for doing the same job. They go to Australia, make a few hundred grand in the mines or whatever, come home and make a life here. (Unless they spend all the money on women and booze).

We didn't really steal Russe Crowe. He has an Australian accent, grew up in Sydney and owned a Australia rugby team. Kind of like Napoleon, his family was Italian but he was more than French.

Did steal Split Enz though for some reason.

THEN why is my mate marrying a KIWI woman? Point to Spike, game set match.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

We didn't really steal Russe Crowe. He has an Australian accent, grew up in Sydney and owned a Australia rugby team. Kind of like Napoleon, his family was Italian but he was more than French.

Did steal Split Enz though for some reason.

THEN why is my mate marrying a KIWI woman? Point to Spike, game set match.

Scotland is still superior to Australia. And New Zealand.

[Spike 12,049]

Scotland is still superior to Australia. And New Zealand.

You stole everything that is ' unique ' to your country.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

You stole everything that is ' unique ' to your country.

Like what?

[Spike 12,049]

Like what?

Bagpipes - Introduced by the Romans from Turkey.

Haggis - Introduced by Vikings, specifically Norwegian.

Scotch - Eventually found it's way to the Highlands during the 15th century. Said to have originated in Babylonia.

Tartan - Originated in Austria as early as 400BC even earlier was found Eurasia. Wasn't Scottish 'traditional clothes' till the 18th century.

Penicillin- Was only discovered by a Scot. It's actual medical application was invented by three men an Australian, German and a Pom.

Celtic FC - Irish Immigrants

Golf - An evolution of a Roman game called paganica.

William Wallace did not wear tartan nor did he wear a kilt. Out dates both by several centuries.

[Kezza 1,965]

We didn't really steal Russe Crowe. He has an Australian accent, grew up in Sydney and owned a Australia rugby team. Kind of like Napoleon, his family was Italian but he was more than French.

Did steal Split Enz though for some reason.

THEN why is my mate marrying a KIWI woman? Point to Spike, game set match.

Cause shes a gold digger.

Kiwi men are less wealthy.