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Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.

Cannot express my delight properly.

I'd check. Facts are crucial :-)

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

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What the actual fuck is going on in here?

I remember back in the day when me Cap and Spike ran this place. We'd talk about Doctors, Australia and casual racism. This place is ruined forever. There's no turning back. Where's the old Talk Chelsea gone? :Goober:

In all seriousness though that's some gay shit I've just read....

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What the actual fuck is going on in here?

I remember back in the day when me Cap and Spike ran this place. We'd talk about Doctors, Australia and casual racism. This place is ruined forever. There's no turning back. Where's the old Talk Chelsea gone? :Goober:

In all seriousness though that's some gay shit I've just read....

Can you just imagine the look on the face of the coincidental Liverfoolian fan checking our forum :-)

:Goober:

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What the actual fuck is going on in here?

I remember back in the day when me Cap and Spike ran this place. We'd talk about Doctors, Australia and casual racism. This place is ruined forever. There's no turning back. Where's the old Talk Chelsea gone? :Goober:

In all seriousness though that's some gay shit I've just read....

I bet it was much much better than this gay shit and asking for the other guy's penis. Embarassing...

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I bet it was much much better than this gay shit and asking for the other guy's penis. Embarassing...

Stop crying like a bitch and get over it. I also cringe at some of the shit you post, but I keep my mouth shut because frankly I don't care.

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Stop crying like a bitch and get over it. I also cringe at some of the shit you post, but I keep my mouth shut because frankly I don't care.

I see how much you dont care, you keep quoting to defend yourself...

It was some serious gay shit, get over it!

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I see how much you dont care, you keep quoting to defend yourself...

It was some serious gay shit, get over it!

People like you are the reason why footballers can't publicly declare they're gay. You're no better than the scum making monkey noises at black players.

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