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The Story of Sloth/Kojo/SloJo With Truth

It all started one summer in 2012. Sloth was known as a spammer and a bit of a troll. He often tricked other members into reactions and posted funny images and videos. This gained him a reputation on the forum. One day he took it too far.

He suggested that he was homeless. This meant a lot of people showed sympathy and empathy towards Sloth. Giving him advice and trying to help. Today I would like to expose this as a lie. When we take a look at the evidence it becomes obvious that he cannot of been homeless.

To start off he posts on the forum for hours each day. As a homeless person you'd expect them to have little or no access to the internet. Although he suggested he often stayed at friends houses so he could've possibly accessed the internet sometimes, but numerous hours, every day? Unlikely.

Next he suggest he has an iPhone. A way he could get on the internet yes, but as a jobless and homeless youth how does he afford such a device? How would he come about paying the bills each month allowing him internet access?

The next piece of evidence that I present to you is the fact he often talks about his Football Manager saves. Does this mean as a homeless youth he carries a laptop around with him sitting there all day playing games? What a ridiculous idea.

He has no money and is homeless, yet he parades around with an iPhone and a laptop? You have to bring yourself to ask how this is possible.

He often intimidates and latches on to other members. Zolayes, Justin_3d, Henri, BlueLyon, Henrique. He often ridicules these people and in the blandest terms stalks them. He has clearly driven away Henri and BlueLyon from the forum with his unbearable annoyance and has also annoyed and upset Zolayes on a number of occasions. Is this one member worth all this trouble?

There was signs of improvement in Sloths behavior. He changed his name to Kojo in a brazen attempt to shy himself away from his poor reputation. This was very short lived and the nickname SloJo was made up. In reference to his similar behavior in his previous persona Sloth.

In conclusion it is clear that he enjoys being the center of attention, even if this means lying, upsetting and intimidating others. It may be that he has an attention disorder or it may be that he is schizophrenic. We may never know the reason. May our prayers be with you.

:clap: That's some CSI shit right there

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I don't believe I've ever insulted anyone personally, if I have, I'm sorry. I take personal abuse very seriously. In fact when it happened to me I was on the verge of leaving this forum.

It's news to me that anyone could think that I am an insulting person.

Nope, I can't say you ever had. I obviously have. I remember I snapped at @zolayes. Sorry to him, I was in a bad mood that Day! :(

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Ryan how old are you? we dont do aprrentice shit tilll 17/18....

im hopin to major in stats/finance/ and maybe IT.

hahahah post 750 only 250 to go!!!!

anyone here watch guy code??

16 mate! you can get apprenticeships when your 16 and upwards up here.

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wow, thats not too bad. i assume that some most are non-paid but some can be paid right!?

What do you mean haha?

You go to college for 2-4 years (depends if its 2 at college 2 on sight or just 4 at college) and get that payed for you. Also say if its in Aberdeen and your not from Aberdeen, they would pay your accommodation. I think they pay you too, each year it gradually increases though.

Its hard to get one though because atm there isn't much jobs or that going and they normally take on 17/18 year olds on much more than say 16 year olds.

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What do you mean haha?

They go to college for 2-4 years and get that payed. Also say if its in Aberdeen and your from up where I am from, they would pay your accommodation and stuff as you don't live in Aberdeen. I think they pay you too, unsure though.

like if your 17/18 here in U.S,, an aprenticeship is where you work but uner the wing of Boss for free most of the time. my school being as tough as it is, makes us do it at that age. but MOSTLY people have aprrenticeship during college years ( 19-23)

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i finally passed Cap for most posts today!! hahahaha

time to :wank2: :wank2: ............................... :ph34r:

Cap just posts shitloads so he can one day catch up with me as top poster. Little does he know that I'm just trolling him. When he gets close to my total, I'll move out of first gear and into sixth and show my old form once again :D

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I work for a company that sell laptop parts. I can sort you out some Eesti klaviatuur on the cheap ;)

You have those?

Cap just posts shitloads so he can one day catch up with me as top poster. Little does he know that I'm just trolling him. When he gets close to my total, I'll move out of first gear and into sixth and show my old form once again :D

Or you can just rig your post count, since you're admin and all

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Have you ever sold one in your career? Or has the company sold any in its time of existence?

We've sold 4 :lol:

Estonian is full of criminals. When we ship there people say they haven't received there items and we have no way of checking so they get their money back and probably the item as well! ;)

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