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Three mates and I went out camping a few weeks ago. When we got to the camping site there was an Indigenous man driving his hunting vehicle, he waved us over and the first thing I realised is that he blind drunk, the conversation went like this:

Black fella: Check out da white boys gone out bush. Fuck, your blacker than I am, driving this rig out bush. Could I get a smoke of yez?

Alex: Uh...okay...

Black fella: Aww fuck, could ya give me a packet?

Alex: I have only three left.

Black fella: That's alright mate. Mate, when you get back to town I'll shout ya a packet. Trust me, mate, I'll buy you a packet. Fuck, your a nice bloke.

Alex: It's alright, mate.

Black fella: I can't believe you white boys comming out here, your blacker than I am, fuck yez.

At first I thought this was a story about me.

Then I found out it wasn't, and lost interest.

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I'm not real. 'cap' or Eric as you may know me, is actually a group of 20 people all posting under one name. Which explains my sometimes unreasonably high daily post count.

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