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Wear a suit and get a bottle of grey goose in. That will show everyone who's boss

What sort of advice is that, you trying to make the guy look like a dick? Or one of those nonces on made in chelsea?

Wear a tracksuit and get a bottle of White Lightning from your local Costcutter. That'll show everyone who's boss.

More like it..... fortunately I've never lived in Glasgow and hopefully never will, where this is apparently a regular occurrence by the cunts who dont do anything, fucking tramps.

Guys, im allowed to go to bars now, what is your favorite drink? What should i order?

Vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka. If you don't want to remember anything anyway. Beer is decent to start but fuck drinking that for a whole night. Would also say sambuca, can't beat shots of that but wouldn't go excessively crazy way them either as well as jager bombs haha.

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What sort of advice is that, you trying to make the guy look like a dick? Or one of those nonces on made in chelsea?

More like it..... fortunately I've never lived in Glasgow and hopefully never will, where this is apparently a regular occurrence by the cunts who dont do anything, fucking tramps.

Vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka. If you don't want to remember anything anyway. Beer is decent to start but fuck drinking that for a whole night. Would also say sambuca, can't beat shots of that but wouldn't go excessively crazy way them either as well as jager bombs haha.

These guys, man.

Vodka is good in cocktails, i cant drink anything straight. Or just plain shots. I did have a jaeger bomb and a few other shots on my birthday. I forget the names though.

I like to remember things, and don't like not remembering things. Beer all night will make me gain like 50 pounds lmao.

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These guys, man.

Vodka is good in cocktails, i cant drink anything straight. Or just plain shots. I did have a jaeger bomb and a few other shots on my birthday. I forget the names though.

I like to remember things, and don't like not remembering things. Beer all night will make me gain like 50 pounds lmao.

Im not a big top shelf drinker unless its mixed. But a brandy always goes down well and the only spirit I can take 2 glugs out of the bottle of is Jim Beam, Yet I dont like JD.

But a great drink is Sake. A couple of flasks of warm Sake goes down a treat and you dont even know youve had a drink till you stand up.

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If youre worried about peer pressure and it scares you looking like a girlie then drink a couple of these. You wont gain weight as you wont drink many of them as a beginner

Me I dont care WTF anyone thinks about me being a confident person with no ego. I must admit that all my locals dread seeing me walk thru the door. My first drink whenever I go out is a Guinness shandy. Its got to be the hardest drink in the world to pour.It always froths up and overflows like some erupting volcano. Specially if you put the draught Guinness in first and the lemonade on top. But if you put the lemonade in first then the Guinness it lays on top of the lemonade and then when you try to mix it you get Vesuvius.

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If youre worried about peer pressure and it scares you looking like a girlie then drink a couple of these. You wont gain weight as you wont drink many of them as a beginner

Me I dont care WTF anyone thinks about me being a confident person with no ego. I must admit that all my locals dread seeing me walk thru the door. My first drink whenever I go out is a Guinness shandy. Its got to be the hardest drink in the world to pour.It always froths up and overflows like some erupting volcano. Specially if you put the draught Guinness in first and the lemonade on top. But if you put the lemonade in first then the Guinness it lays on top of the lemonade and then when you try to mix it you get Vesuvius.

I miss pouring Guinness and drawing something pretty in the head (shamrocks got old). We only do those Guinness surger cans where I work now. Novelty of those wore thin fast.

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I miss pouring Guinness and drawing something pretty in the head (shamrocks got old). We only do those Guinness surger cans where I work now. Novelty of those wore thin fast.

Yes I know what you mean. The girls down my local are great. They love thinking up different artwork for the heads and each has their particular one. Theres the 4 card suits, a cresent moon, a 3 hearted flower, a star, a pentagram and then of course when theyre in a cheeky mood they do a guys man bits haha.

They also do a gorgeous Gunness brownie and Guinness ice cream. Soon be going down there so sláinte!

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If youre worried about peer pressure and it scares you looking like a girlie then drink a couple of these. You wont gain weight as you wont drink many of them as a beginner

Me I dont care WTF anyone thinks about me being a confident person with no ego. I must admit that all my locals dread seeing me walk thru the door. My first drink whenever I go out is a Guinness shandy. Its got to be the hardest drink in the world to pour.It always froths up and overflows like some erupting volcano. Specially if you put the draught Guinness in first and the lemonade on top. But if you put the lemonade in first then the Guinness it lays on top of the lemonade and then when you try to mix it you get Vesuvius.

Guinness shandy U.J ? fuck that. Where i come from you'd get told to do one (in an Irish accent). My mates dad used to clean in an Irish working mans club so he would let you in for the early doors session. We were on an all nighter in the early 90's and so knocked on the door. It was half eight on a Sunday morning and the place was packed and i was fucked so i asked for a half. Well the piss taking i got from these Paddys was unreal '' A half a half what the feck is wrong with ye boy?'' and it wasn't just a few of them it was the whole gaff ha ha. All i could hear for the next hour was the words Cockney, English and half followed by raucous laughter.

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Guinness shandy U.J ? fuck that. Where i come from you'd get told to do one (in an Irish accent). My mates dad used to clean in an Irish working mans club so he would let you in for the early doors session. We were on an all nighter in the early 90's and so knocked on the door. It was half eight on a Sunday morning and the place was packed and i was fucked so i asked for a half. Well the piss taking i got from these Paddys was unreal '' A half a half what the feck is wrong with ye boy?'' and it wasn't just a few of them it was the whole gaff ha ha. All i could hear for the next hour was the words Cockney, English and half followed by raucous laughter.

Mate I know exactly what you mean. Ive had it in the neck for drinking it even in Dublin!!! Drinking is just part of my lifestyle. But even tho Im in the pub/bar most days from lunch then normally a club till 4/5am and drinking steadily I rarely get drunk unless its a proper sesh. Im sure you know the sort of thing I mean. So even tho Ive never woke up feeling Ive got to have a drink the 1st one of the day is sometimes hard to get down and doesn't touch the sides so its good to have something that tastes nice.

But if I'm somewhere that I can sit and have a spliff (openly) then I would much rather do that.

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I just like real Ale... forget all the fizzy lager stuff, blows me up like a balloon....and can't stand spirits straight Bourbon and coke is my limit.

I get to a few of the CAMRA Beer festivals and love it. For the first couple of days I just take a 1/2 pint glass and go thru the list trying as many as I can. then once youve found a new one you really like you can have a proper drink of it. When I first started going to them there was alot of fuzzy beards with Aran sweaters smoking pipes and nerdy government office workers but now there seems to be alot more normal type lads going.

What I am proud of is I just opened my first bottle of my first homebrew! I did a turbo STRAWBERRY cider I got off Youtube. I tell ya its gorgeous. I tested it at 9% but it doesnt taste strong at all. Tastes just like strawberry. Just made it with a few boxes of apple juice and a bottle of strawberry Ribena cordial. Dirt cheap. I dont know why I didnt do it earlier but it definitely wont be my last.

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