The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Spike 12,049]

I just told the missus she was 'killing my muthafuckin vibe'. Perhaps not the wisest words uttered.

[Myself 793]

What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.

wow copycat dude

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

Waiting to hear about more work, fuck life. Pay day is also too far away, fuck life x2.

[Spike 12,049]

wow copycat dude

You are boring. Get a personality, Canada.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Hey @Jason, like my new sig?

[Liquidator 5,176]

Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to Henrique

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to Henrique

Well done mate, you just need the yellow fiat punto like Simon out of the inbetweeners now.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to Henrique

How many minors did you get you minor.

[Jase 43,479]

Hey @Jason, like my new sig?

Anything to make your happy dear..........

[STEVE666 13]

Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to Henrique

Congratulations. Drive safely, there's a lot of idiots on the road, especially cyclists.

[Liquidator 5,176]

How many minors did you get you minor.

5 lololol

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

5 lololol

Ha you're so shit. I got 10.

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

How many minors will you now pick up.

Sorted it mate.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

Sorted it mate.

Fucking brilliant hahahaha

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

Fucking brilliant hahahaha

Haha na poor Harry, mans passed his driving test and I'm accusing him of going to pick minors up...