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Hmmmmm......where do I start :unsure:

The first two that spring to mind are as follows.

1. I was at Kellys (Now called Lush) in Portrush and was wiped out of my head on disco biscuits. Outside I was trying to get off with this girl who was giving me all the right signals. To cut a long story short, she started being sick and for some reason I started poking in her vomit and found something and popped it in my mouth. I havent a clue what it was, but it didnt go down to well with said girl and she told me to feck off ^_^

2. I came home hammered and climbed into bed. The room started spinning and I went off to the bathroom as nature was calling (for a number two :woo: )......anyway, when I finished I went to clean myself up I realised I was still wearing my boxers. :blink:

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Hmmmmm......where do I start :unsure:

The first two that spring to mind are as follows.

1. I was at Kellys (Now called Lush) in Portrush and was wiped out of my head on disco biscuits. Outside I was trying to get off with this girl who was giving me all the right signals. To cut a long story short, she started being sick and for some reason I started poking in her vomit and found something and popped it in my mouth. I havent a clue what it was, but it didnt go down to well with said girl and she told me to feck off ^_^

2. I came home hammered and climbed into bed. The room started spinning and I went off to the bathroom as nature was calling (for a number two :woo: )......anyway, when I finished I went to clean myself up I realised I was still wearing my boxers. :blink:

lol ummmmmmm hahahahahaha wow, i dont know what to say....

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I once skipped through one of the city-center's in Munich locked arms with a few friends of mine singing "Viva Colonia" (a german folk song) at 3 in the morning. Other than that just the random stupid stuff people do when drunk. Good lord Stu...you're fucking crazy.

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Hmmmmm......where do I start :unsure:

The first two that spring to mind are as follows.

1. I was at Kellys (Now called Lush) in Portrush and was wiped out of my head on disco biscuits. Outside I was trying to get off with this girl who was giving me all the right signals. To cut a long story short, she started being sick and for some reason I started poking in her vomit and found something and popped it in my mouth. I havent a clue what it was, but it didnt go down to well with said girl and she told me to feck off ^_^

2. I came home hammered and climbed into bed. The room started spinning and I went off to the bathroom as nature was calling (for a number two :woo: )......anyway, when I finished I went to clean myself up I realised I was still wearing my boxers. :blink:

Hahaha....I remember you shared this story before.... 2 yrs back I think. And I think its posted in the Hall of Fame:lol:

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Getting smashed after Fulham to celebrate the Ashes at Trafalgar Square and finding myself on television the next day! If you watch the last 10 minutes of this video... http://www.oneandother.co.uk/participants/GingerSmith

and the first 10 minutes of this video... http://www.oneandother.co.uk/participants/Anthony you shall see us. lol we were later moved on by police.

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The most craziest thing I have done eh??

Well it all starts at the "Kandi Club" in Watford on a Saturday night, my mate and I barely even get the chance to get into the club, even though I haven't got any ID since the bouncer outside assumes that I look old enough to get in because at the time I had a stubble.... anyway we head upstairs where the dance floor is, and I offer to buy drinks at the bar.

Now what I am about to tell you, if indeed, there are people on this forum want to get a girlfriend... NEVER do what I am about to tell everone!!

As I go to the bar to get drinks, which is on the opposite side to where my friend is sitting, I see two absolutely drop dead gorgeous girls who I really like the look of, so I think to myself, "I don't want to let this pass otherwise I'll never see 'em". My confidence is shit when it comes to meeting girls, so I come up with a plan that might get them to talk to me.

I decide to get their attention and explain to them that I can't find my mate at the club, and that I'm looking for him and can't find him anywhere. One of the girls realises my concern and caresses me, telling me I'm cute... so then I explain what he looks like and then say to the girls that if you find him, let me know.

Meanwhile, my mate is still in the exact spot where I left him to go and buy our drinks, obviously needing to make it look believeable to the girls I met, I pretend to look for him. When I do, I tell him that I've got these girls to talk to me and I ask him if he wanted to go over to these girls with me, so then I go over to the girls again, hoping my mate will follow me over, to which he doesn't.

Because I've asked him to come over to meet the girls, I shug my shoulders to the girls, annoyed at the fact that he hasn't come over to meet them, but both girls assume that I shrugged my shoulders because I was still looking for my mate, so then one of the girls explains to me that they actually did see me with my mate before I came over to them, and then accusing me of lying to them. :zip:

After that I felt utterly devastated.....

Morale to the story: never lie to a girl in a night club!!! :doh:

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Yes and yes. :lol:

I'm in shock Alex, I didn't think you'd do some crazy like that. :o Hey we're only human after all aren't we and we've done crazy things at some point in our lives.

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