Fulham Broadway 17,486 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 ARSENAL FANS HOLD PRAYER VIGIL FOR ADEBAYOR MOVE ARSENAL fans staged a candlelight vigil at the Emirates stadium last night praying that Manchester City's bid for Emmanuel Adebayor is successful. Is God listening to Arsenal?Candles were lit in front of a hastily erected shrine depicting the striker in a taxi heading up the M6, while others released white doves clutching ceremonial transfer cheques. Adebayor fell out of favour with Arsenal fans after sitting in a deckchair and reading a book on the halfway line during a Champion's League match. Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger said: "City are keen to sign Ade, as well as the tea lady and a really nasty painting of Ray Parlour in the board room. "I offered them a brace of cheap Ivory Coastians and as many Frenchmen as they could fit in their van. The next thing I heard was the 'beep-beep' of a forklift backing up with all the money." City will pay by the hundred-weight for the players, with Wenger offloading whatever leftovers are hanging around the changing room, and Tomas Rosicky. He added: "I've completely forgotten what we originally bought him for. Does he clean the bogs?" City are expected to field a 1-1-8 formation with Adebayor playing in the inside-wide-right-secondary-holding striker position until someone explains to Mark Hughes what midfield is. Wayne Hayes, secretary of the Arsenal Supporters' Club, said: "Arsene brought us success, beautiful football and the glorious Thierry Henry. But if the Adebayor deal falls through, I swear I'll rip his cock out through his nose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Term-X 7,891 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 LMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badboy 1,526 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Lol do you type this up yourself greg ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alee. 182 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 City are expected to field a 1-1-8 formation with Adebayor playing in the inside-wide-right-secondary-holding striker position until someone explains to Mark Hughes what midfield is. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laylabelle 9,587 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Hahaha and its so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott 7 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Genius again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismada9 1,948 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 PMSLMAO!! This seriously had me in tears!!! :lol: Pure Genious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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