BlueLion. 21,491 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 So, who would win in a 4-way fight between Iva, Costa, Batman and a killer shark with laser vision?? Matic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Putting aside the fact that Ivanovic should be embarrassed, condemned and punished for another pathetic dive, you would think that after all this time, he would dive a little more convincing. Make the diving less obvious. But no. It's still as embarrassing and pitiful as ever, especially for one so big to go down so easily! Peace., Bir_CFC and CHOULO19 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bir_CFC 3,455 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 fight isnt all about how strong you are. especially between 2 strong people.shame ivan messed up the easy cut back to costa in the 1st half, but then does the cross of the season later, and costa slicesI don't think Costa expected Ivanovic would find him with that cross lol. He was probably thinking, this dude messed up an easy 10 yard cut back, like hell he's going to find me here. Next thing you know, perfect cross lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Putting aside the fact that Ivanovic should be embarrassed, condemned and punished for another pathetic dive, you would think that after all this time, he would dive a little more convincing. Make the diving less obvious. But no. It's still as embarrassing and pitiful as ever, especially for one so big to go down so easily! It's always funny when the big guys dive. Yaya Toure dives are probably the funniest I've seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando 6,585 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Ivan is stupid because of the reputation he's getting as a diver will cost us later. When he gets foul for real say in the quarter finals of the CL and we don't get the call because he's a habitual diver, then it will be his fault for his image. Stupid Ivan. The Chels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chels 2,502 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Ivan is stupid because of the reputation he's getting as a diver will cost us later. When he gets foul for real say in the quarter finals of the CL and we don't get the call because he's a habitual diver, then it will be his fault for his image. Stupid Ivan. Doesn't help the club's image either, especially given how topical it is. I've mostly heard it described as 'Chelsea diving again' rather than 'Ivanovic diving'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Von Doom 258 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Trick question. Costa is Batman! Costa is too much of a loose cannon to be Batman. I liken him to Bane (The version where he's a loony w venom in his bloodstream)ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Next time we don't get a pen, we really have no right whatsoever to complain about the ref.Costa is too much of a loose cannon to be Batman. I liken him to Bane (The version where he's a loony w venom in his bloodstream)ha Wait, I thought Iva was Bane?! You read way to many comics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Von Doom 258 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 You read way to many comics... One can never read too many comics! Barbara and CHOULO19 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Alan Shearer hit the nail on the head for me, something along the lines of 'would he go down like that if he were defending in his own box? no absolutely not' and I totally agree, Carroll's arm was out but he was already going down before he even got there. Its not a dive as in fooling the ref as there was contact but its just the way he decided to launch himself to the ground just before it because he knew it was coming. He's an absolute animal and I really think he could have kept on his feet and got to the ball even if he did receive a bit of contact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando 6,585 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Clear example of penalty where we don't get it because of all the diving in the past. Thanks a lot Ivanovic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan 17,957 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I wish he went completely mad, got a red card and got himself suspended for months. The Chels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidur the Spider 4,515 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Dear Mourinho,This man is NOT a right back. He needs to play centre half. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Robbed of a penalty today because of the actions of this fellow and the other idiot Cahill. BlueLion., Vybz Kartel and Peace. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chels 2,502 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I don't think the hype around us diving was the reason we didn't get a pen. It was just typical referee incompetence. Aguero got booked for diving against Southampton too when it was a stonewall penalty. That said Ivanovic's performance was awful and Luis's link-up play was better but ultimately both were very disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Based on his crossing inability, he should be fucked forced to train for hours on how to whip a ball in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace. 4,352 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 He was a player that I used to appreciate a lot — that is, I used to. But now, I am tired of his diving addiction, just as I am tired of his thuggish antics. As if was not enough, I am tired of him thinking he is some kind of offensive voodoo and of him leaving spaces twice as big as le Jardin des Tuileries behind him ; no Ivan, you are not technically-wise good enough to be the Roberto Carlos of the right-side, nor you are fast enough to recover the boulevard ground you leave behind you while spending all your time in the opposition last-third. And finally, I am tired of him never trying to block the opponents' cross !!To make a long story short : I am tired of him. OneMoSalah, The Chels, Liquidator and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! Madmax 9,219 Posted December 28, 2014 Popular Post! Share Posted December 28, 2014 I am tired of him never trying to block the opponents' cross !!Don't forget the whole 'Imma cross my arms behind my back and half-heartedly lift one leg like a dog taking a leak' routine before doing fuck all about the cross. Peace., Weckerz, The Chels and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace. 4,352 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Don't forget the whole 'Imma cross my arms behind my back and half-heartedly lift one leg like a dog taking a leak' routine before doing fuck all about the cross.Yeah, he is trying to look like that guy who is dedicated to his defending game, but it does not fool anyone. Though, it seems he has perfected his comedy so it goes unnoticed from the dugout, which unfortunately seems to work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 What's even the fucking point anymore? Just go away, please. Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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